- I'll be your squire, sir Jimmy.
- I get to be on your team, Jimmy?! Cool!
About to Leave
- This isn't really very fun, Jimmy.
- I think I might get in trouble if I keep hanging out with you...
Asking for Help
From Someone Else
- HELP ME!
- Somebody please help!
Surprised to Receive Help
- Um, yeah, you see the... the thing is, uhh... yeah...
- Um, it's, it's difficult because y'know, that's the thing, yeah.
Asking for Errand
- I really, really, really need some help!
- Come on, help me out here, please?
When Jacket is Stolen
- They stole it and I can't get it back! Oh, please help! (Slight crying)
- MY JACKET! THEY TOOK IT! (Crying)
- I wish I was that cool!
- Aren't you afraid you'll get hurt?
Seeing Trick Fail
- Did you get a boo-boo?
- Did you break anything?
Stealing a Bike
- I didn't mean it!
- I didn't wanna do it!
Bike Stolen From
- Oof! You're so mean!
- I hope I didn't scratch my glasses!
Bragging After Winning Fight
- Wee, look at me!
- This is so much fun!
- Wanna be friends?
- You just bumped into me! Ha!
- That felt funny.
- WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT?
- Mind your own beeswax!
- My mom says you should leave me alone!
- Why did you just walk into me?
- I'm sensitive! LEAVE ME ALONE!
- I'm gonna tell on you!
- Don't you be, fronting, yo!
After Jimmy gets Expelled(?)
- Look where you're going, Mr.Loser-Head! Huh!
Bumped by Vehicle
- Why does this always happen to me?
- I think I twisted something!
- Ow! Ow! Ah, ow!!!
- Um, Jimmy, I gotta go... I really gotta pee.
- Um, I gotta go call my mommy... heh heh...
- Be cool, Jimmy! I gotta... uh... jet!
- I'm so excited, I think I might throw up!
- Don't know if I should've done that!
- I'm coming after you!
- You're gonna be sorry if I catch you! (Panting)
- You're such a 'fraidy-cat!
- I can't believe you ran away from me!
Out of Breath
- (Hysterical panting) That's enough... running Algie!
- I can't believe anyone likes condiments. I mean, they're like snot or something.
- How did I get mayonnaise on my pants?! I never even eat that stuff!
- Gosh! I can't believe Lola actually talked to me!
- Why hasn't mommy called me yet? I wonder if she's mad at me...
- Pathetic loser? I'm not a pathetic loser! Mom says I'm not!
- Ooh, I really gotta go but... what if there's someone in there? Oh, I'll wait.
- I'm going to tell my mommy about this!
- He makes me so angry I wanna cry!
- I'm like, super impressed!
- Oh wow, I wish I'd done that!
- I wonder what mom would say.
- Um, uh, anyways...
- My mommy says that lots of kid pee in their bed, and it's totally normal!
- Ted Thompson called me his 'little buddy'! I think we might become friends!
- I heard a rumor that the football team will pick on someone other than me this year!
- Lola told me she needs help with her homework! I think it's just a cover for her liking me.
- I think Gord's been messing around with Lola. Oh, I just can't believe that girl.
- That spud cannon is the awesomest weapon ever!
- Jimmy told me he'd be president one day! For real!
- I heard Jimmy's going to go to prison!
Reacting to a Rumor
- Meh, even I think that's dorky!
- Sounds like a good idea for a Grottos & Gremlins game!
- Ooh, I have to tell my mommy that!
- So, like, that's anything special? Heh!
Other Ambient Conversation
- I think I've got some mayonnaise on my pants!
- I always get picked on! Always, always, ALWAYS!
- Oh, I wish I wasn't afraid of going to the washroom alone...
- What I hate the most about school is that my mom can't read me my bedtime stories!
- Everyone at Bullworth is so mean!
- The washrooms are really yucky, it's scary!
- Why do people have to be so yucky?!
- Condiments are just so disgusting, y'know? Especially mayonnaise, yuck!
- Next semester, I'm so going to cowboy up! That's for sure!
- I've gone a whole day without getting seriously beaten up!
- I actually talked to a real girl today!
- I put on clean pants this morning, just like mommy told me to.
- Mommy calls me her precious Prince Algernon, hehehehe!
- My mom says I'm really special.
- I changed my underwear today!
- Mommy writes me every day. She's so nice!
- Have you ever gone to the washroom by yourself?
- Do you write your mom every day?
- Do you ever have to hide from the jocks all day?
- Did you ever... y'know... cheat on a test?
Responding to a Question
- Just once.
- Hehe, maybe. I don't wanna tell.
- Mommy never would let me.
- I've always been too afraid to!
- You should tell your mom!
- Oh wow, that sucks.
- Hehhehhehheh, heh! Oh, that wasn't meant to be funny?
- Sheesh! I thought I was whiny!
Ending Ambient Conversation
- Um, I gotta go pee. See ya.
- I um, have to go now. Bye.
- See ya laters, homies!
DEFIND (Unknown what this is for)
- I guess I really just suck!
- I lost! Huh! What a surprise!
- My mom still thinks I'm a winner!
- Why do I always have to lose?
- Did we lose? A-Again?!
- See guys?! I told you we'd lose!
- Why do you always have to hit me?!
- You're supposed to not hit me right now!
- Jimmy! Why are you hitting me right now?!
- You're such a noo-doo head!
- Mom says I have a real temper, you'll see!
- I'll get you! MAYO-STAIN!
- You won't like me when I'm angry!
- Ooh, I'm so angry!
- Ooh, ooh, ooh, you're really gonna get it now!
- That's it! I've had it!
Fighting Kids from Other Cliques
- Oh, you're just angry 'cause you don't go to school!
- I'm not scared of you and your hair!
- I can't believe I'm actually fighting a jock!
- Just because you're rich and good-looking, jerk?!
Hit in the Nuts
- I want my mommy...
- Mommy, where are you?
- I wanna go home...
- Why does this always happen to me?
- I think I broke something! Everything!
- You're just a big bully!
Watching a Fight
- I just love it when someone beats up someone who isn't me!
- Hurt him! Make him cry!
- Hahaha! Fight! Get him!
Surprised to Notice Fight
- Why do you always pick on me?!
- Not again!
Fire Alarm Goes Off
- I-Is it a real fire? Oh, I'm scared!
- Come on! I-I-I have glasses!
- Um, i-it's not my fault!
- Please don't be mean to me!
Food Fight Breaks Out
Reacting to Freak Show
- Thanks Jimmy! Oh, you're the best!
- For me? Really? Thanks!
- Wow, thanks Jimmy!
- That's like the nicest thing anyone's ever done for me!
- Aww, Jimmy, c'mon. I want a present.
- If you were a real friend, you'd give me a present.
Giving a Gift
- Word up, coolio!
- Greetings, friend.
- Hi, I-I mean, yo.
Greeting Female Authority Figure
Greeting Male Authority Figure
- What could she mean by 'dorky'?
- Why did mom cut my hair like that?
- I'm gonna tell my mommy!
- Ooh, you're gonna be sorry!
- I'm TIRED OF GETTING PICKED ON!
- Your mom probably hates you!
- You're a complete loser-head!
- Even I think you're a loser!
- Hahahahahahaha! Loser-head!
- Hahahahahaha! Oh, oh! Hahahahahahahaha!
- He makes me really, really, really angry!
- BLEEHHH! (Puking sounds/screaming)
Hit by Dead Rat
Low Faction Respect
- Go away, Jimmy.
- I'm too cool for you, Jimmy.
- Get lost, mayo-stain!
High Faction Respect
- Greetings, Jimmy!
- What is, as they say, up, Jimmy?
- Yo, Jimmy!
- C'mon! Please, please, please!
- I won't tell anyone, just, please leave me alone!
- I'm begging you, please don't hurt me!
- Aw, c'mon, don't do this to me!
Annoyed by Fight (?)
- DON'T BE SO MEAN!
- YOU'RE JUST A BULLY!
Seeing Something Cool
- Oh wow, that's super totally awesome!
- I'm gonna phone my mom and tell her about that!
Seeing Something Lame
- That's like, really lame, man!
- That's like a science experiment gone wrong, or something!
Reacting to Vandalism
- Why would you be so mean?!
- Why did you have to do that?!
Reacting to Weapon Fired
- That's super dangerous!
- That's so loud!
Reacting to Stink Bomb
- I think I might (cough) get (more coughing) asthma! (More coughing)
- I think I'm gonna (coughing & retching sounds) puke!
Reacting to Item in Shop
- Why am I even looking? Mom does all my shopping, anyway!
- I'm glad I don't have to wear that!
- I think you're the coolest person on campus!
- Why bother with me? I'm pathetic!
- I'll be your friend! A-Anything you want!
Reacting to Tagging
- If my mommy was here, she would be so angry!
- Will I get a gold star if I tell on someone? I better, because I'm gonna tell anyways!
- You're such a num-num!
- I don't like you!
- Stinky breath!
- Ooooh, I'm so gonna hurt you!
- Don't make me angry!
- You really make me wanna hit you!
- You're making me want to hurt you!
- Oh hahahaha, I was just joking, y'know?
- I didn't mean anything! Really!
- Y'know, fighting's not actually allowed!
Taunting When Greeted or Shoving(?)
- Smelly head!
- Everybody hates you!
- GO HOME TO YOUR MOM!
Taunting the New Kid
- Loser! Yeah, you, new boy!
After Jimmy is Expelled
- I'm not afraid of you any longer, Jimmy!
- Why would you get a tattoo?
- Oh please, like that's a new one?
- I'm going to pretend I don't care!
- I always get picked on, so what?
- Are you done now?
Responding when Not Intimidated(?)
- Oh yeah, and you're so tough, huh?
- You think you're cool or something, huh Jimmy?
- I'm not afraid of you!
- You're just a loser anyways!
- Yeah? Well you're a BIG JERK!
- At least my mother doesn't hate me!
- Please don't hit me! I've got glasses!
- I think I'm getting emotionally scarred! Please let me go!
- Please don't hurt me! My mom will be upset!
Leading the Way
- Jimmy, it's this way, I-I think!
- Umm, it's this way!
When Jimmy Goes the Wrong Way
- Jimmy, that's the WRONG WAY!
- That's the WRONG way! Can't you do anything right?!
Reacting to Bullying
Before Being Given Swirlie
- PLEASE DON'T! I'm afraid of germs!
- PLEASE DON'T! I'll have nightmares!
- Oh god, please do not put my head in there!
After Being Given Swirlie
- (Crying) That was... mean! (More crying)
- You've scarred me for life, y'know that?! (Crying)
- (Whilst crying) As if I wasn't scared enough of toilets already!
Trash Talking During Dodgeball(?)
- You're so gonna lose, mustard-stain!
- I'm not afraid of you, loser-brain!
- My mom says I'll win, haha!
- You don't have a chance against Team Nerd!
- Let's try not to lose this time, guys!
- Everyone on this team is special! Yeah!
Victory in Dodgeball(?)
- This is the best thing that ever happened to me!
- I won! I won! I really won!
- Hahaha, you just lost to Algernon!
- Dude, did we really win?!
- Team Nerd for the win!
- I can't wait to tell my mom we won!
Victim of Prank(?)
- Why does it always have to be me?
- I'm going to tell my mommy!
- That's! So! Not! Funny!
- I thought we were friends!
- Who's pathetic now?!
- HAHA! This is fun!
- That would never happen at home!
What Is That
When the TV Gets Shut Off
- Oh, that's okay. I wasn't watching that anyways!
- Oh no, not again!
- Those guys are bad! We should go another way!
- Not this way!
- Wow, you really showed them!
- I've been thinking a lot about snails recently... they're slimy!
- I always wondered what it'd be like to big, and tough, and really stupid!
- My mom calls me "Prince Algie". She says I'm really special, l-like a prince, y'know?
- Hey Jimmy, did you ever play Grottos & Gremlins? It's really keen! You can like, totally be a cool hero who kicks ass and stuff!
- You know Lola? She's really hot and actually talked to me the other day! I think, maybe she wants to be my girlfriend or something! Haha!
- Do you really have to pee when you get nervous? I do! I get nervous a lot.
- I've already wet myself once this month, if I do it again they'll never let me hear the end of it!
- I really have to pee... but I'm scared. Will you please stand watch? Last time I went in there, they made me eat a urinal puck whole!
- I have to gooo! Ohh!
- I really, really, really, really have to go!
- Can we find a washroom?
- I can't go in there. That's for girls.
- No way, man! That's for girls!
- There's no lock in here! I can't go if I don't feel secure!
- Cover me! I'm going in!
- Hey! Were there two people in that stall?!
- Can you guys keep it down?! I can't concentrate!
- Y-You guys are making me nervous!
- Jimmy! I can't go with all that noise!
- Ah, feels so good! Oh my god thank you, ah, ah, ah!
- Mommy told me to always wash my hands.
- I feel much better now!
- Heh, pretty much.
- Here it is!
- Hey, you want a soda? I'm parched!
- Okay, now all we gotta do is get back to the library!
- Thanks Jimmy! Here's the cash! I'll tell my mom that not everyone at Bullworth is mean!
- Waaah hee hee!
- Oh god, I think I'm going to be sick!
- I think so. Let's go check!
- Ah, hello Edna! Hello Dr. Watts!
- Are you, like, coming up with biological experiments for the school food?!
- Hahaha, can you imagine if they dated, like, if they made a mold bowl(?) or something?
- Is that what you guys are talking about? Huh?!
- B-ah-But, I was just helping Lola study, honestly! I'm so scared!
- I'm outta here!
- It's a trap! It's a trap!
- You're worried about your reputation?!
- Well thanks for all the help, Jimmy! Perhaps you could come over to the Observatory, and play a game or two of Grottos & Gremlins with us sometime!
- No! No! No! You can't use diplomacy to make the elf princess do that!
- GO AWAY JIMMY!
- WE DON'T LIKE YOU!
- Leave us alone, BULLY!
- Are they gone?!
- Me and Zeus got your back! Go lay the smackdown!
- COME ON ZEUS, BITE 'EM HARD!
- Agent Bull, before I give you any sensitive information, I must ask you for the secret password.
- Haha, ha... ha... ha... No... but it'll do. Okay, here's the deal.
- The Jocks keep their game sports drink in a cooler, go urinate in it! Enhance it, if you will!
- Don't get caught with your pants down!
- What? Hah?! I didn't do anything!
- SOMEONE HELP ME! PLEASE!
- I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!
Others on Algernon
- Donald: I heard Algernon is helping Lola out with her homework, lucky bastard.
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