- Al-RIGHT! Tonight is Bath Night! And then I can watch TV until ten!
- Don't beat yourself up over it Bucko, you couldn't have known they were dentures...
- I can't believe I got a C on my English test, that's soo good.
- Granny's always talking about weird stuff, but she's pretty smart though.
- I think girls don't like me because they are intimidated by my sense of timing. Three watches you know!
- Have you ever put a peanut sandwich in your pants?
- Plenty of fish in the sea, but I don't like girls anyway.
- Has that crazy bum ever tried to touch you? Did you let him?
- I'm not trying to be weird, but did you do stuff with mandy? She's got cooties. I hope not.
- Nerds will always be chopped liver to the rest of the world. It's our destiny.
- I've been buffin' up, can't you tell. I wear a 26 waist now.
- Just think. In a couple of years, we might have girlfreinds.
- I don't think I'll ever be big enough to be a jock, but I wanna try.
- Mano a mano, what d'you say?!
- You're a Weirdo!
- Maybe, you'd like some physical punishment!
- How'd you like them apples?
- Take that, nimrod!
- You like being pushed around?!
- You're ugly.
- Eat grass, barf-bag!
- You are such a neanderman.
- You want to mess with my kind?
- I hate you!
Watching a fight
- This is so cool, Uhuuu!
- Come On, Do it move!
- I don't care anymore! This is it for you!
- I'm standing up for myself!
- You wanna see assertive? Check this out!
- You're about to get hit, jerk-head!
- Are you afraid yet? Bucky isn't afraid!
- You're going downtown!
- You think I'm just gonna lie down and take it? Fat chance, scuzz-ball!
- Come on, barf-bag! I can take it!
While physically bullied
- That's the third time this week! Arrrrrghhhhh!
- I'm going home and never coming back! You hear me?
- I'm running away from here! No one respects me!
- I'd never forget this stuff. I'll get you!
Winning a fight
Kicked in groin
- Ohh, I'd take an atomic wedgie over this!
- Owwwww!! Granny's gonna be so angry...!
- Nothing ever goes my way...
- Ohhh, I think I need an ambulance, ohhhh...!
- Ohh I WON'T forget this...EVER!
- Ohhh, I'm so sore! So cold!
- Ohh, my duodenum is ruptured, ohoo...
- I thought I was your sidekick!
- We're buddies! What's the deal?!
Hit by Thrown Dead Rat
- Ahhh! I need to disinfect myself!
- Bucky doesn't lose!
- You'd better be ready to lose, cause I'm ready to win!
- We're gonna win, 'cause we're better!
Something gets vandalized
- NOOOOO I loved that!
- OH NO! NOT THAT! WHY YOU DOING THAT?
Other student quotes about Bucky
- Gordon: At least you're not an idiot like Bucky!