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Wandering campus

  • Playing football defines my life!
  • It's been almost three hours since I beat up a nerd! I think I'm getting withdrawal.
  • I'm a jock, dude. I gotta waste the weak!
  • This morning I picked my nose so hard, it bled this morning.
  • I'm Darwinism in action.
  • I don't know if I'll ever be good enough for the NFL.

Conversing

  • Did you ever beat on Earnest?
  • Have you ever seen Mandy's ass?
  • Sometimes, I just don't feel like playing football.
  • I totally destroyed a bunch of geeks this morning.
  • We must have the worst headmaster in the world! He's such a jerk!
  • Man, I wish my ears didn't stick out so much.
  • I heard Damon tried to make a move on Mandy behind Ted's back!
  • Apparantly, Derby and Bif are gay for each other!
  • So, haha. . . Kirby admitted he has the hots for Eunice.
  • Juri said that Mr. Galloway drinks like, a gallon of wine for breakfast!
  • Man, I'm fed up with those Prefects! Who do they think they are, anyway?
  • Vance told Casey that Lola is gonna appear in a girly mag next summer!
  • No matter how many times I punch that little jerk, I just wasn't getting through to him!
  • Why are we stuck in this crappy little school in this crappy little town? 
  • Have you ever seen Mandy's ass?
  • Have you ever pulled a wedgie so hard that you snapped their underpants?
  • I'm gonna win a football scholarship as soon as I leave THIS dump!
  • Beating on weaker kids just makes me feel good, you know?

Crying

  • Why... why me?

If Jimmy bumps into him wearing Aquaberry sweater

  • Hey man, go back to Harrington before you get totalled.

Insulting

  • 'ey! You suck!
  • Dumbass!
  • What do you want?!
  • Watch it, punk!
  • Eat me!
  • You gonna be a fly!
  • You want me to beat on you?!
  • (Taunting the new kid) Hey new meat! You're gonna love it here! *Laugh*
  • (Taunting Jimmy after he's expelled) Hopkins, you don't think you're so damn clever now, do ya?

Flustered

  • You don't want to get into a fight with me.
  • We're friends though. Yeah?
  • I've never done anything to upset you though. 

Shoving

  • Get lost or i'll kick your ass!
  • I oughta thump you too!
  • Get the hell out of my way loser!

Laughing

  • (At other students or enemies) Ha ha ha ha! You're such a loser!
  • (At friend) Damn that's funny! *Laugh*

Starting fight with

Dropouts

  • Man, you really stink you know that?

Greasers

  • You're such a pathetic loser!

When attacking

  • Now I'm gonna whoop your ass!
  • You know what? I'm gonna smash your face in!
  • Prepare to get smacked!

When fighting

  • You couldn't hit a truck, you prick.
  • Call that a hit? You're pathetic!
  • How'd you like this, freak? How about this one?

When knocked out

  • Ughh...my head...
  • Ohhh...crap...*Cough**Cough*
  • Don't let anybody see me like this...ugh...
  • Uhh...I can...ugh...take it.
  • This really hurts...uhhh...
  • Ohhh...that hurts...

When chasing someone

  • I'm gonna punch your face into the back of your head when I catch you!
  • I can't wait to catch you, you little punk!

If Jimmy hides from him

  • Hey God dammit, how am I supposed to kick you if you're not there?
  • I'll get you next time!

When physically bullied

  • I can't believe it! I play football!
  • Aw, man, that doesn't happen to me anymore.

Kicked in Groin

  • Ohhh... *Cough* *Cough* oh my nuts!

Other students quotes about Dan

  • Cornelius: Now that Thad's older brother Dan is a jock, he's too cool to hang out with us anymore.

All Quotes

During missions and others

  • Who is that idiot on the stage?
  • That’s right Ernie, go home to your mama!
  • Hey! What's with the cracked fireworks?
  • See you later, wimp!
  • Let's see if you could beat my 95.
  • Forget about him, baby! Come with me!
  • Why you waste your time with that wimp?
  • Hey! You think you're tougher than us!?
  • Dirty little creeps. You going down.
  • Whoa!
  • Help!
  • This is getting scared!
  • Whatta?
  • Hey guys, weak for us!
  • Why is this door locked?
  • Where are you guys?
  • Hey guys, where'd you go?
  • Alright, you can do this!
  • Okay, I'm gonna do it!
  • Come on, you can do it!
  • Ohh, this is tough!
  • This is like a scary movie or something!
  • Alright, gotta get a plan. What's the plan?
  • Let's go talk to those girls off the roof.
  • Haha! Nerds on the rampage!
  • Hey Bull, dance!
  • Nice dance. My school spirit has increased significantly.
  • Hey! Don't touch the mascot!
  • What are you doing to The Bull?
  • Hey you! What do you think you're doing?
  • Hey, remember when I used to kick your ass, mascot!
  • Dance for me, Bull. Dance!
  • Yeah boy. You sure you can dance!
  • Hahaha! That stupid dance cracks me up.
  • Alright, done! Let's go change!
  • Hahaha! You suck! You worth the beating!
  • You know who rules! Screw up and you get work!
  • Incoming, captain!
  • Look out!
  • That's her real phone number, too.
  • Man, Ted's gonna be so mad when he sees this!
  • Who put these posters up? I'm not sure if I should thank 'em or beat 'em up!
  • Jimmy you pyro scum, you gonna pay!

Suggesting to provide protection

  • Sure. I'll give you a hand for a bit.
  • You know I love getting a chance to fight!

ALLY About To Leave

  • Dude, I'm about done here.
  • Oh man. I had enough for this crap.

ALLY Help Me

  • Hey Jimmy! Gimme a hand over here, dude!
  • Hey Jimmy! Help!

Getting knocked off bike

  • Uhhh! Damn bike!
  • Aww... that kinda hurt!

Comments on successful bike trick

  • That trick sucks.
  • Hey, you call that a trick?

Comments on failed attempt at trick

  • Ha ha ha ha. Do you want a beating as well?
  • Stop showing off then!

Stealing a bike

  • I need this more than you do!
  • Hey, you better gimme that bike. I play football for the school, you know.

Has bike stolen from

  • Hey, you can't steal my bike!
  • What are you doing?!

Winning a fight

  • Yeah, yeah, yeah! Get some!
  • I wish this was some nerd's head. Hahahaha.

When into him bump when friendly

  • Hey. Sorry dude.
  • Whoa...my fault man.
  • Watch it!...oh it's you. Sorry man.

When into him bump when hostile

  • Bump into me again and I'm gonna pound you!
  • What do you think you're walking into, punk?!
  • Why, I oughta smack you for that!
  • Hey you little freak; watch where you're goddamn walking!
  • Get out of my freaking way.
  • (After Jimmy's expelled) You just can't do anything right, can you Hopkins?

When into him bump other clique

  • (Dropout) Oh, you skanky dropout freak! Get out of my way!
  • (Greaser) Move out of my way you freaking loser!
  • (Nerd) If I wasn't busy, I'd totally waste you for that you little geek turd!
  • (Prep) Oh, get back to Harrington before I total you!

Getting hit with bike/car

  • Hey, what's all this? What are you trying to do to me?
  • Hey, watch where your driving bonehead!
  • Why don't you watch where you're going?!

Saying Goodbye

  • Is that Earnest over there!? I gotta go bash him!
  • So anyways. I gotta run for football practice.
  • Hey man. I'm getting bored. See you later.

Saying about rides

  • That kinda suck!
  • Oh man. That was lame!

Calling friends for help

  • Hey! Gimme a hand with this one!
  • Help me kick these guys ass!

Chasing

  • I can't wait to catch you, you little punk!
  • I'm gonna punch your face into the back of your head when I catch you!

When someone hides from him

  • Hey, God dammit! How am I supposed to chase you out there?

Out of breath

  • I'll get you next time! Dammit!

Wandering around

  • Playing football defines my life!
  • I don't really know why I beat the weaker kids. I just love it I guess...
  • I'm a jock, dude. I gotta waste the weak!
  • I'm Darwinism in action.
  • This morning I picked my nose so hard, it bled this morning.

Complaining

  • Dude, it's like should be allowed, you know?
  • Oh man, it's just so annoying!

When confused

  • Whatta?

Marveling

  • Yeah! Good going!
  • That was awesome!

Conversing

  • Uhh, what was I talked about before? Oh yeah I remember!
  • Anyways, check this out!
  • I heard Damon tried to make a move on Mandy behind Ted's back!
  • Apparantly, Derby and Bif are gay for each other!
  • So, haha... Kirby admitted he has the hots for Eunice.
  • Juri said that Mr. Galloway drinks like, a gallon of wine for breakfast!
  • Man, I'm fed up with those Prefects! Who do they think they are, anyway?
  • Vance told Casey that Lola is gonna appear in a girly mag next summer!
  • So that new kid Jimmy Hopkins thinks he's tough, does it?
  • If I'll eat this last the food for one more day, I swear I'm gonna puke.
  • You heard about Lola and Lefty? Johnny's can be real mad!
  • We gotta totally kick ass in the big game!
  • What is that Jimmy Hopkins thinks he is, anyways?
  • Ha ha ha! Totally, man!
  • Yeah. I heard that too.
  • Someone else said that but it can't be true.
  • No way.
  • Sometimes, I just don't feel like playing football.
  • I don't know if I'll ever be good enough for the NFL.
  • No matter how many times I punch that little jerk, I just wasn't getting through to him!
  • Man, I wish my ears didn't stick out so much.
  • I know it sucks, don't it?
  • Yeah I will don't cry about it!
  • You think I care!?
  • Geez, those all Nerds really freaking bug me.
  • This school really sucks.
  • We must have the worst headmaster in the world! He's such a jerk!
  • Why are we stuck in this crappy little school in this crappy little town? 
  • See you around.
  • Smell you later. Hahaha!
  • Yeah, anyways. Bye dude!
  • I totally destroyed a whole bunch of geeks this morning.
  • I've recorded five tackles and two sacks in the last game!
  • I'm gonna win a football scholarship as soon as I leave THIS dump!
  • Beating on weaker kids just makes me feel good, you know?
  • Yeah, you rule!
  • Hahahhaha! That's awesome!
  • That's so cool!
  • Have you ever pulled a wedgie so hard that you snapped their underpants?
  • Have you ever seen Mandy's ass?
  • Did you ever piss on your own feet?
  • Did you ever beat on Earnest?
  • No way. Why I would do that?
  • Yes, of course, I have.
  • Yes. Hasn't everyone?
  • Uhm... I don't know, I guess.

Losing Dodgeball

  • God damn! I messed up!
  • Uhh, freacking crap.
  • Oh not.
  • Holy crap. We've lost.
  • Oh Christ. That was screw up.
  • God Dammit.
  • We playing against The Nerds?

Grossed-out

  • Ugh, gross...

Hit by friendly fire

  • Hey you prick. Don't hit me again.
  • You're not supposed to hitting me!
  • Get off me man. You're hitting the wrong guy!

Fighting

  • How'd you like this, freak? How about this one?
  • Call that a hit? You're pathetic!
  • You couldn't hit a truck, you prick.

Losing a fight

  • Ughh...my head...
  • Ohhh...crap...*Cough**Cough*
  • Don't let anybody see me like this...ugh...
  • Uhh...I can...ugh...take it.
  • This really hurts...uhhh...
  • Ohhh...that hurts...

Starting fight with some Clique

  • (Dropout) Man, you really stink you know that!?
  • (Greaser) You're such a pathetic loser!
  • (Nerd) I'm gonna beat you to the tears you little piece of crap!

Starting fight

  • You know what? I'm gonna smash your face in!
  • Now I'm gonna whoop your ass!
  • Prepare to get smacked!

Kicked in the nuts

    • Ohhh... *Cough* *Cough* oh my nuts!

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