Walking around
- I'll show 'em compassion! All the way to the toilet bowl! Hahaha!
- All I need now is a bottle rocket and the plans will be all set!
- When i hit that kid with a pear, that was comedy! Haha!
- What was i gonna go and do?
- So she doesn't want to get in the shower with me? Fine!
- ...and then i have to give him a wedgie...
While conversing
- I'm the number one freshman tormentor in the history of the academy!
- Fall is here, which means I can make a freshman eat a handful of rotten leaves!
- I'm the freshman's worst nightmare, they think I'm the boogeyman or something!
- If I see one more freshman walk by without saluting, I'm gonna flip my frigging lid.
- It's my cousin's fault I turned out like this. If he hadn't made me eat all those junebugs, I might be... normal!
- You know something's wrong when a freshman fights back. we didn't did that in the old days
When chasing someone
- Worst wedgie ever coming your way!
- I got whole new bag of checks for you!
Taken down and spit on
- Oh my god! I'm gonna puke!
When the fire alarm goes off
- Fire! Fire! No more school! Woooooo!
Starting fight with
- (Greasers) Don't dare get your grease on me.
- (Jocks) Stick to sports coach. You got no chance.
- (Nerds) Maybe you should stick to hitting the books.
- (Preps) Haha. You sure you want blood on those clothes?
Friendly Fire
- What's the deal?! Im on your side you know
- Watch it man or I'll leave
- Hey! you don't hit me!
While fighting
- If that's all you've got then this is gonna be a breeze!
- Oh so you're gonna start fighting punk?!
- You can't mess with Russell's crew!
- We hit hard out here chump!
Insulting
- Eat it!
- Check this out sucker
- You lose this!
- Hey! Is this yours?!
- Check it out Fool
While shoving
- Don't fight back, you'll just make it worse!
- Come on man, you're tough right?
- Your a joke.Yeah you!
- You wanna get seriously hurt?!
Winning a fight
Kicked in groin
Hit by thrown dead rat
Knocked out
- Okay...okay...stop...
- I'll get revenge!...I swear it...
- Aaaaargh, DAMN YOU...!
- I'm finished...I hate you...
- Egh...didn't think...I'd lose.
- Cough* ugh...it's over...
Starting a Fight
- Come on punk let's rock
- Ok you pushed too far lets go
- You really wanna pee in blood tonight.You got it!
- I'll teach you what it means to get hurt
Aiding in Fight
- Hey! get your hands off him!
- Your in a world of pain Jerk!
All Quotes
During missions and others
- Who cares? Let's go tell Russell. We'll get a little party together.
- Prefect!
- ... and then I shot him right in the face.
- Oh oh. It's him!
- Hahaha... whatcha gonna do?
- You're a wimp, new kid.
- How'd you like a little slingshot, tough guy?
- Doesn't seem like such a good idea now, does it?
- Funny, you don't look so tough now.
- Hey guys, let's teach this new kid a lesson.
- Get the new kid! Beat him down!
- This kid won't let up. Hurt him!
- Thought you had me this time, didn't ya?
- You can't reach me up here moron.
- Hey, stay away from me...
- What are you crazy or something?
- Whoah!
- That wasn't funny.
- I'm out of here.
- But Mr. Burton, something HIT me.
- But you don't understand, I just got hit.
- Hey Algernon... I heard you wet your bed again.
- Just you wait, you'll be sorry.
- Help me guys.
- Oh there you are.
- Come on Bucky... fight back.
- Oh, what are you a wimp Bucky?
- Whatcha gonna do about it, huh tough guy?
- Oh yeah? Let's get him!
- Aahh! I think I'm blind!
- I can't believe I'm waiting in line for the slop Edna's serves.
- Leave me alone.
- This is the funniest piece of paper I ever had.
- I didn't know you played nerd-games Jimmy.
- Eat marbles, nerd-lover.
- How do you like them marbles?
- Haha! Walk much?
- Have a nice trip, see you next fall! Ahahahaha!
- You can't catch me from over there nerd.
- You run like my crippled grandma.
- Come on at least TRY to catch me!
- Some hero you are. Come on, I'm right here.
- What? You forgot your plus-speedy-boots or whatever?
- See ya'.
- Almost caught me.
- You really do care, don't you?
- Dude, you're slow.
- I'm done running. Now I'll beat you.
- Hey. What's with the unfair fighting?
- Hey. That's cheating.
- Stop that.
Suggesting to provide protection
- Okay, man. I'll watch your back for a while.
- You need backup? You got it.
- Alright what's in it for me?
ALLY About to Leave
- I'm out of here, pal.
- I'm finished with this BS.
ALLY Help Me
- Hopkins! I need a hand!
- Jim! Get over here!
Knocked off bike
- Ah son of a freaking bitch.
- Stupid. Stupid. Stupid bike.
- Hey, that was pretty good! ... for a cripple. *laughs*
- Hey Crew Jones. You do that for a living? For your sake I hope not.
- Maybe next time you won't try so hard to show off.
- Ha! Figures a dunce like you would screw that up.
Stealing a bike
- Hey punk! Get off my new bike!
- Yo, you with the bike! Don't move a muscle!
Has bike stolen from
- When my boys hear about this, you're not even gonna be able to ride that stupid bike!
- You just signed your death warrant, you little SNOTBALL!
Winning a fight #1
- Wooo! Hahaha! This is a dream!
- Golden, haha! I swear I could do this all day!
When into him bump friend
- Sorry. Excuse me.
- Oh, I was in the way. My mistake.
- Hey there, buddy.
When into him bump others students and enemies
- Did I give you permission to touch me?
- Don't touch me, worm.
- You got a problem? Oh yeah? You're an idiot.
- What the? Who the hell are you?!
- Hey puke! Stay outta my sight!
- Damn you're ugly. Don't ever touch me again.
- I got an idea. Get the HELL away from me.
When into him bump Dropout (or Jim in their clothes)
- Hey dumbass! Comprehend this: YOU SUCK!
When into him bump Nerd
- You need to hit the books, kid, before I hit those zits off your face!
Getting hit with bike/car
- Do you know who the hell I am?!
- Nobody shames Davis. Nobody!
- It's called control, and you need to get some, jerk!
Saying Goodbye
- Hey, you know...uh, forget it. See ya later.
- You should really...uh, never mind.
- Hey, Jim...uh, forgot what I was gonna say.
Saying about rides
- Well that was fun. If your idea fun, it's been bored on your mind.
- So you think we'll update these rides? Sometime in the next century!
Calling friends for help
- Hey! Someone gimme a hand! I got a problem here!
- Hey boys! We got a smartass over here!
When someone hides from him
- You think you're safe? You're never safe, Hopkins! Never!
- Go ahead, hide! I'm gonna be around, you'll see. I'll get you! *laugh*
Out of breath
- Oh god...I almost...dammit!
When walking around
- And then I'll too give him a wedgie...
- When I hit that kid with the pair...that was comedy! Haha!
- All I need now is a bottle rocket and the plans will be all set!
- So she doesn't want to get in the shower with me? Fine!
- I'll show 'em compassion! All the way to the toilet bowl! Hahaha!
Complaining
- I don't care if it was an accident! I only ain't gonna forget!
- You really think this nobody would get angry of this!?
When Confused
- I don't get it.
- Good job, kid!
- Where you go, pal?
- Well I was thinking.
- Okay, sooo...
- On the story goes.
- Hmmm...okay!
- There's a new dumbass trying to be tough with Russell. Would be so tough if Russell goes off on him.
- Well, fall is here. And that means I can make a freshman eat a handful of rotten leaves! Hahaha!
- I heard Lola is too timing on her man Johnny Vincent. What girl wanna go on date with dirtbag like that?
- That whino Galloway hasn't be around for a while. He's nothing but an old drunk.
- I can't believe it. I hate this school. But it's all trash like some frickin' animals where set loose in.
- Well, Hopkins thinks he's smart. He ain't. He's just a little punk who pretends to run this school.