- Y'know, why does everyone make fun of ninjas? It's a sad place where people don't believe in ninjas.
- ...then I'll roundhouse kick the ball and it'll throw the rock off the edge into the bucket!
- ...first the Crane, then the Snake, then Rhino -- nonono, wait! Frog then Rhino!
- It's so cool how Russell wanted to make me his new defense minster! Well, I'm not asking him but I'm gonna do it anyway.
- Last night, I dreamed I took out a whole army with my new Frog Style! I made it up, but I was a warrior, man!
- Man, this school needs a mixed martial arts team! I could lead them, we could compete! Aw, it'd be great!
- I'm getting really mad at the teachers! They say Kung Fu is not a valid physical education activity!
- That new guy smoked those preps. He's gotta have some serious training.
- The main problem is that no one cares about self defense anymore.
When the fire alarm goes off
- Holy crap! A fire! A fire!
- Do you know how many styles I know? I can crush you, man!
- I'll bust you up so badly, your mom won't even recognise you!
- You're really making me angry okay!
- I'm not one of these guys who can't fight
- Get lost pal!
- Ah get lost
- You need this?!
- You think Im Joking?!
- I think you'll remember now not play games with me!
- And who's the winner here ME!
- Ready to go to sleep? I hope so for your sake!
- Now you gonna feel the wrath of my tiger!
- You can do your best, but I will defeat you!
- You FORCED me to do this, and you will regret it!
- Hey! Im here to help
- Dude! What gives?!
- Ever heard of honor pal?!
- Oh, you like that crane? Ha! It was a tiger, not a crane!
- I can sense your scared, wise choice!
- C'mon now, don't be scared!
- You don't have any style, do you?!
- I'm like a ronin! I'm ready to fight, if the price is right!
- My services are available
- They don't teach you about this in the dojo.
Taken down and spit on
When knocked out
- Ninja... rebirth! Ninja... rebirth...!
- Noo...not acceptable...
- This is all...a part of my plan...
- I...can take it...
- Doesn't...hurt me at all...
Aiding in Fight
- Take your hands off now!
- Your in so much trouble
Watching a Fight
- Oh Oh Use the ARM BAR USE THE ARM BAR!!!!
- Give Him The Finisher! Give HIM THE FINISHER!!!!!
During missions and others
- That's what I'm talking about.
- I'm sooo gonna have a dream about her tonight I just know it.
- Man I just LOVE cheerleaders.
- Is that... is that Mandy?
- I'll stick around. You could use the muscles.
- Hey I love a good fight. I'm here for a long haul pal.
ALLY About to Leave