- "I had nine girlfriends in middle school, I'm not lying."
- — Evan telling a lie
|Birthday||May 16, 1991|
|Eye Color||Graphite Gray|
|Hair Color|| Chocolate Brown (Naturally)|
Brilliant Black (Dyed)
|Status||About to be kicked out of his clique|
|Relationship Status||Making girlfriends up|
|Affiliations||Supposedly nine different girls|
He walks around school with a confident look on his face.
He has naturally chocolate brown hair dyed brilliant black, with Graphite Gray eyes.
He disregards the uniform, and wears a dyed black tuxedo, with converse sneakers.
In the winter, he puts on a formal jacket with black mittens.
On halloween, he dresses as Abraham Lincoln
Evan is a no more than a pathological liar, He mostly makes up stories about his supposed success he has with girls, He is always making claims that he had 9 girlfriends, in middle school, but somehow everybody believes him.
He is also the least depressed of the goths. He is a lot more optimistic about life, to which most of his clique mates want to kick him out, not only because he's always lying to them, but because his optimistic attitude ruins the vibe for everyone.