- My mom told me husky means handsome.
- I heard Lola made out with two boys. Yeah!
- You ever get one million points in Grottos and Gremlins?
- I've gone from an obese to a husky.
- You ever play Grottos and Gremlins?
- Why can't they have an express lane at the cafeteria?
- I wish these pants were just one size bigger.
- Why can't they have fudgesicles every Friday?
- They always make me the dwarf. I'm a barbarian, dang it!
- You ever see a girl, y...you know?
- Mandy says if I lose eighty more pounds she won't puke when she sees me.
- This planet sucks. I want to live on nebulon prime.
Conversing with Jimmy
- Fatty has arrived!
- Wow, you look really super today.
- I don't care what they say, your always cool in my book.
- Hailing frequencies open.
- Greetings and salutations.
- You've been working out lately.
- Greetings comrades.
- Alien Scum!
- Shove It!
- Barf knocker!
- Pea brain!
- Unstable Molecule!
- Skinny Doofus!
- Fudge Blaster!
When knocked out
- Oh please don't puke, please don't puke, please...don't...puke..ah...
- With my last breath, I stab at thee...ohh.
- Ahh! My gallbladder!
- Ohh...I feel something coming up...oh.
- Ahh...warrior has fallen.
- Stop moving around!
- Hey! Fight fair!
- I shall maim thee!
When coming to the aid of other Nerds or Jimmy
- You, uhh, got a handle on the situation?
- UHHH...You want me to help?
Kicked in groin
- AHH...please..no...my legacy!
Hit by stink bomb
- Aww...that stinks worse than me!
- Who found my cologne?
Winning a fight
- I ate jelly today. I'm on fire.
When watching a fight
- Headlock, HEADLOCK!
- Remember the code of the warrior.
Hit with a bike.
- My bad, sorry.
- Sorry for gettin in the way.
- My whole life flashed before my eyes.
- It's hard to get around me.
Something gets vandalized
- Don't do that!
- NO! Please NO!