Gurney/Quotes

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During mission and others

• Burn baby burn! Ahahaha! I told you you'd all be sorry for expelling me.
• Outta my way schoolboy!
• Bullworth is run by psychopaths! You know that!
• I hate that school! Hate it hate it hate it!
• Hahaha! I lit a little fire under your butt didn't I.
• Admit it! You wish you'd done it yourself.
• Get lost brat.
• "Hey guy, help me out here!"
• I regret NOTHING!

Suggesting to provide protection

• You can hang with me and learn.
• Stay with me and behave.

ALLY About to Leave

• Later for you.
• I'm taking off.

ALLY Help Me

• I need some help here!
• Help me, quick!

Getting knocked off bike

• Ouch! My clothes!
• Oh man!

Comment on successful bike trick

• I can do that!
• That's alright.

Comment on failed attempt at trick

• Ha ha ha!
• Don't kill yourself there!

Stealing a bike

• You don't need that!
• Yo' bike is my bike.

Has bike stolen from

• What do you think you're doing?!
• You're gonna be sorry!

Winning a fight #1

• Wooo, I'm king of the world!
• Yeeehaw!

When into him bump friend

• You okay?
• Hey, careful.
• Did I hurt ya?

When into him bump others students and enemies

• Wanna be killed?!
• Watch it, bozo!
• Get away from me!
• You blind?!
• Get away!
• Fool!
• Agh, hangover!
• Wah.

When into him bump Greaser (or Jim in their clothes)

• Get your paw off me!

When into him bump Jock

• Heh. Go tackle a tree!

When into him bump Nerd

• Don't hurt yourself, boy!

When into him bump Prep

• Ouch.

Getting hit with bike/car

• Wanna play?
• You just wait.
• You want pain?

Saying Goodbye

• Uhh, I gotta go.
• I just remembered I have a date.
• I have this...thing I gotta go do.

Saying about rides

• That was cool!
• Gotta bring the ladies here!

Calling friends for help

• Yo-guys! Over here!
• Hey! Come check this out!

When chasing someone

• You're never gonna get away!
• You can run but I can run too!

When someone hide from him

• You wimp!
• You spineless little...

Out of breath

• ...I'm gonna have...a heart attack...

Walking around talking to himself

• So hard deciding which girl to call back.
• I feel sorry for the females. I'm just a bad boy.
• I wonder how many messages I have on my voicemail.
• Maybe I should grow a beard. Chicks love that.
• I need to pick up a new girl...to diversify.
• Girls are all the same. They want me but don't know.

Complaining

• World is going down man. I can't stand it.
• I'm so mad. I could break my own job.

When confused

• Uhhh, what?
• Wait... my head hurts!

Marveling

• Not bad!
• Congrats!

During a conversation

• Yeah...so basically.
• Sooo you know.
• I'm told I have scored with more chicks at Bullworth than anyone ever!
• Some girl told me there was a website about me!
• You know what they say about nerd chicks? Beatrice could be hot!
• Somebody said Bullworth's nurse is totally horny!
• I hear all the nerds at Bullworth are virgins!
• Do you know this aphrodisiac hair gel called babe?
• I've seen parts of Mandy no one has photographed.
• I heard the jocks are planning a revenge for the game.
• Gary? Who'd have thunk it!
• I heard that too!
• I know that for a fact!
• No way! That's bogus!
• Don't believe everything you hear!
• Girls will realize I'm a minimum wage earner with a beer gut who cheat on em.
• I wanna focus on my music. All these emotions are bottled up inside!
• I'm scared to lose my hair before I'm 30.
• I screwed up with this girl who was for real in love with me.
• I hear ya!
• Tough!
• So? I got laid last night!
• Yeah! Life's like a bad movie!
• Look at my goatee! I lack order, no chaos!
• Take responsibility for your actions! If you take a girl out go all the way!
• Today's music is lame! I get no inspirations!
• Life is not fair! Let's drink!
• Later man!
• See ya when I see ya!
• Never say never!
• I stopped this chick from getting my name tattooed on her you-know!
• I'm gonna take a night off this week. And sleep alone.
• I'll tell the truth to all the girls in my life...when they're ready.
• I wanna make people happy. I can't say no to girls.
• Yeah! That's cool!
• That's alright!
• Not bad!
• Have you ever said no to a naked girl... Just a mess with her?
• Have you ever seen fake breasts?
• Do you ever wake up in the morning with a song in your head?
• Have you ever had three dates in one night?
• No way.
• Of course not.
• Well yeah!
• Yes, yes, yes!

Losing in Dodgeball

• What's wrong with you?
• You're total loser!
• Why were you even born!
• I'm really disappointed!
• I don't like being let down!
• I had hopes - you losers!

Grossed-out

• Ow, nasty.

Unused line in Dodgeball

Smells kinda smokey in here, doesn't it?

Hit by friendly fire

• I'm on your side doofus!
• What? I'm your friend!
• You blind? It's me!

While fighting

• You like this!? You LIKE this!??
• Is that all you got sweetheart!?
• Come on! Hurt me!
• I know girls who fight tougher than you!

Losing a fight

• Ooooh, man!
• I think I broke something…
• I'm really hurt!
• I hope my face isn't hurt…
• I'm in pain!
• Oooh, I need a nurse!

Starting fight with Greaser

• I'm gonna smell like garbage after I kick your butt!

Starting fight

• You're lucky I'm totally hung over!
• You little piece of...
• That's it! No more nice!
• Let's make this quick! I have a date!

Stating fight with Jock

• What's your jock size? A car?

Starting fight with Nerd

• Wanna switch to thumb wrestling?

Starting fight with Prep

• Did you color contact lenses fallout?

Kicked in the groin

• URGH! Holy fungus, ugh...

Watching a fight

• Hit him hard!
• Get him!
• Hey! He just did your sister!

When someone hit him

• Whatta?
• What's going on here?

When the fire alarm goes off

• Wow! That wasn't me!

When flustered

• Hey. Wait a minute.
• What's...going on?
• C'mon man.

Talking about freaks

• Wow! I feel so normal!

Receiving a gift

• My man!
• Alright! I'm in!

Demanding money

• Gimme what you got!
• I'm gonna keep punching till you give me all your money!
• Gimme the money so I don't have to finish you!

Demanding money for protection

• You don't expect me to do it for nothing, do ya?
• Sure, if you got something for me.

When getting money from his victim

• Thank you for your business!
• Pleasure doing business with you!
• Until next time!

Giving a gift

• Here. You're welcome.

While greeting friends

• What's up?
• What's shakin?
• Hey man! Staying cool!

While greeting authority

• Howdy, Ma'am!
• Hello there!

Special greetings friends

• Hey! Nice look!
• Hey! The hair look smart!
• This shirt will be pleasant to girls!
• That's some serious tat!

When flirting

• Break my heart baby!

Grooming

• You rock!
• I rock!

Requesting an errand

• I need you to pay attention.
• Listen.
• I need you to do something.
• I won't beat you up for awhile if you help me out.

Being indignant

• That's low. Even for you.
• What's that for?
• Oh you'll pay for it.

While greeting of Jim with fearing

• Uh hello!

Some insults of enemies

• You are such a clown!
• Look at you! *laughing*
• Who are you!?!

Laughing

• Huh!
• Haha! It's really not that bad! Haha!

Payback

• I wanna see that jerk beg for his life!

Belching

• just belching*

Hit by thrown dead rat

• Jeez...ohhh...

While greeting someone in bad terms

• What's your problem.
• Yeah whatever.
• Yo' loss.

While greeting someone in good terms

• What's going on?
• How you doing?
• How's life?

When scared

• Come on. I don't wanna bleed.
• I think we could talk instead of...you know.
• I'm always up for a good fight. But we don't have too.

Aiding a fight

• Oh no!
• That's not good!

Perceiving a thing as cool

• Nice!
• Hey! That's like cool!

Perceiving a thing as crap

• What's that?
• Is that supposed to be cool!?

While seen vandalism

• Don't do that!
• Hey! Stop!

Saying about fireworks

• Let's see another one!
• Cool!

Hit with a stink bomb

• coughs* Oh no... *coughs*
• I have like three dates tonight.

Clothes browsing

• Who wants to come home with me?
• It's hard. I look good in everything.

When suck up

• I met this girl who thinks you're like God!
• If you ever need anything man just let me now!
• I think we could do this cool I just don't said off!

While seen tagging

• Hey paint boy! What are ya doing?

Conversing with Prefect

• I don't want to get anyone in trouble but I saw what I saw.
• I'm being a good citizen. You should know when someone does something bad.

Taunting #1

• Do you wanna play!?
• You scared, little boy!?
• Come on! Let's play!
• Don't be scared!
• I'm not gonna hurt ya!
• I'm definitely gonna hurt you!
• Don't wanna look really nice!?
• I'm gonna kick your butt!
• You want to eat my shoe?
• You're gonna wish you never said anything!
• I'm gonna make sure you can't talk for awhile!

Ignoring a fight

• Calm down.
• I was just messing around.
• Cool it okay?

Taunting #2

• (shoving) Haha! Take this!
• (shoving) You like this? You like it?
• (shoving) You want more?
• (shoving) How's that?
• Stop looking for your brains!
• (taunting the new kid) Hey! New kid! Special ed?
• (taunting the clothes) You look so cute boy!
• (taunting the hair) Did you just stick your head up your butt?
• (taunting the pants) Wearing those pants since you're five?
• (taunting the shirt) Your shirt is ugly and it smells!
• (taunting the tattoo) Nice stuff! Too bad you're wear in 'em!

When crying

• It's...it's not supposed to be like this...

Other taunts, insults and fears

• Sorry! But I have girlfriends!
• Yeah, yeah, yeah!
• Whatever you say sweetie!
• Bla-bla-bla!
• Keep talking girlfriend!
• Right back atcha!
• I'd run my mouth too if I was a wimp!
• You're dead!
• You wanna die!?
• You so foul crap!

Getting bullied

• Stop it! Just stop it!
• Come on, don't do this!
• Cut it out! Don't be a jerk!

Saying this way

• Hey! This way kid!
• Come check this out!

When thanks of Jim

• Oh thanks man!

After getting swirlie

• Oh...I'm a loser!
• Who am I?!
• I'm done...*sob*

Getting swirlie

• Don't do it! I'll do anything!
• Stop it! You'll regret it!
• How much do you want?!

Winning in Dodgeball

• I'm gonna kick your butt and look good doing it!
• Don't feel bad! You were born a loser!
• I'm gonna finish you!

Insulting in bicycle race

• My boys are gonna eat you up!
• You boys better stop praying!
• We rule! You lose!

Laughing at a headdress

• That a dead animal on your head?

When thanks of someone

• Hey! Thanks!

Winning a fight #2

• I am the man!
• I am so good, it's SICK!
• I love myself!

After being humiliation

• Jerk!
• You'll finish!

When winning Dodgeball with his team

• We rock!
• Who's the king? We are!
• We rule the world!

When physically bullying of someone

• This is fun!
• Here you go!
• Is that good for you too?
• Oh yeah!

Saying wrong way

• What do you doing? Not that way!
• Where are you going? Don't mess up!

When whining

• Oh, no way.

Unknown

• Whatta?

WTF with TV

• Hey-ey!