All Quotes[]
During missions and others[]
- I can imagine.
- But?
- Yes… a brilliant man.
- There's a lot of rules here!
- Not bad.
- Yes, Miss. I heard you.
- Nothing, Miss.
- I can handle myself.
- You mean like… head butting them?
- Gee. Thanks Gary.
- Alright.
- Maybe I'll hurt them.
- They look pretty harmless.
- Seems to be a lot attitude around here.
- Or at least try to look tough.
- Whatever, man. I'm not afraid of some dumb 'roid monkeys.
- You mean like skipping class or starting fights?
- Are there a lot of fires here?
- Speaking from experience?
- Who would do such a thing?
- What's that all about?
- I'm sure.
- Yeah, I have a uniform. I guess it got put in my room.
- Yeah. Okay.
- Hey, can you tell me where the library is?
- Hey ugly! Where's the library?
- Um... no!
- Looks funny from here.
- You know I'd always wanted a slingshot like this. Thanks.
- These Bullworth boys will learn not to mess with me.
- Where are we going... huh?
- Why do you have to be such a jerk?
- Makes sense.
- Sure.
- Those prefects don't seem too nice.
- Yeah, she got married. Again.
- Why'd I care?
- I guess if that's your thing.
- I guess so.
- That Mr. Burton is a bastard.
- You do homework?
- Could you just shut up?
- Do you ever shut up?
- Why are you telling me this?
- You are such a wimp.
- Fine, let's go to the second floor bathroom.
- I wouldn't worry about it Algie.
- Would you just do your damn business Algie?
- Get on with it!
- Algie, pull yourself together.
- Is your life always this difficult?
- Thanks.
- Let's go then!
- Yeah. Okay. See you.
- I don't know.
- Shut up Gary.
- It was around here somewhere.
- Alright bitches! Leave Bucky alone!
- Kick your ass, that's what!
- That did come in handy.
- Sure.
- Who was that?
- Nice to know that there's a violent crazy old man on campus.
- Is that crazy hobo? What's his story?
- What's his story?
- Getting something back from Mandy's locker for a friend.
- Here, Beatrice. Got your lab notes.
- Hey, Gary! I need to get something from Mandy's locker.
- Will it?
- Hey! I heard you could hook me up with a stink bomb?
- Chocolate? Where am I supposed to get chocolate?
- Here you go.
- I'm sure you did.
- Not so loud.
- Oh wow, you sir alright.
- Alright, but where's my money?
- Hi!
- Do you even know where you going?
- Wait a second.
- What do you mean? We got it.
- Okay.
- Sure Gary.
- I'm sure you'll think of something. You're really clever.
- Yeah, yeah. I get it.
- No kidding!
- Of course Gary!
- Yeah. I'm watching now!
- I hope so.
- I'm sure you are.
- This is pretty disgusting.
- Yeah, you do look like a moron.
- What's so special about it?
- What's that dude?
- Did we really need to help the nerds get victimized?
- What is this? Itching powder?
- I don't think I like that guy very much. Let's see what it does.
- That's gross.
- You're starting to scare me now.
- Just keep that bag away from me.
- Uh... okay.
- You forgot to mention how we're going to get someone to come out.
- Hahahaha! Classic!
- .......(02:38)
- I never would have guessed.
- My ears hurt from all your yelling!
- Those are really big words Russell! You get smarter when you're angry!
- This should do the trick.
- Yes I did, and I didn't read it, much.
- Must have missed it.
- Hmm...
- All right sir.
- I'll do my best sir.
- Is that it?
- You're welcome miss!
- Yes miss... I try my best.
- Probably not miss... this is the last one by the way.
- Here they are. I think that's all of them.
- Fine machine. These bikes are a pile of junk.
- I'm here to pick up some meat for Edna.
- I'll make sure to tell her that.
- Edna sent me here to pick up a razor.
- Ah, I guess.
- Sorry ma'am, I'll get them right away.
- Don't worry ma'am, I'm on my way.
- Uhm... you'd better use that meat soon. The clerk said it expires at midnight.
- Good to know.
- You're not getting away!
- Give me back the comics!
- You think you're fast!?
- I'll take this. Damn you read some nerdy stuff.
- Too scared to take me one on one? That's okay! I'll whip you one!
- Here are your comics man.
- I don't really read comics... just give the money.
- I guess...
- You guys are really stuck up.
- This shirt isn't so bad. I guess I can wear it.
- Oh, was it this key you didn't want me to have!?
- Whatever. Let's get this started!
- I have the key off that scum. You wait for me there with more eggs.
- I'm probably gonna need some help getting in. Meet me by the gate... and bring more eggs.
- I knew this kid would come in handy.
- Here I come Tad, you weasel!
- Thanks Russell!
- Good man Russell!
- Too many! Better get out of here!
- Russell, we're leaving! Get out of here!
- You'll get yours, you just wait!
- Your time will come!
- Yeah whatever. I'll get you!
- You're pretty high maintenance, aren't you?
- You are very impatient, aren't you?
- You're a little spoiled huh?
- So? You gonna go see the show by yourself?
- Miss. Is anything wrong?
- That would be very unfortunate.
- What a terrible jacket. I've got better stitching under my appendix.
- Your cologne stinks, oh man! You know you're not supposed to use the whole bottle, right?
- You've got to be the ugliest guy I ever saw. No wonder people always laugh at you.
- Are you supposed to be running? You don't seem to be going any faster!
- Your ten is obviously fake. What about that cheap looking gold chain?
- Catching a show huh?
- They said the flowers make a great I'm sorry honey gift. I could get you some in return for your spot in the line.
- .......(04:41)
- Here they are... from a freshly dug grave of a small child.
- Hey. I was wondering if there was any way I could convince you to give up your spot in the line.
- I'm not too worried, frankly!
- I haven't been. I've been disrespecting you.
- How's it going God?
- Windows huh? So if they needed new ones you wouldn't be able to see the movie.
- Well, I do have a few uses you know.
- Oh I'll work through your classes issues all right, sweetie.
- Hand it over. Now.
- You and what army?
- I'm not kidding, give me back my trophy!
- Dude, you're so full of yourself!
- This. Is mine!
- You know what? I really don't think so.
- What a lunatic. That guy should not be in charge of children's welfare.
- Now... how do I get into Harrington House?
- Hey, Tad. I got a favor to ask.
- Thanks Tad. Now we get to do this the fun way.
- Give me the password, you bitch!
- The password, please!
- How about now?!
- Thanks Tad. How about you wash your hair?
- Is it pretentious?
- Inbreed?
- Oh, I know. Self-important.
- Filthy rich kid...
- I said Connecticut.
- Hey trust fund babies! Daddy's here for some fun!
- I'm going right through you bitch!
- YEAH!
- You pathetic wretch. Hiding behind your friends.
- Seems like you're confusing tactics with hiding.
- I gotta block the door somehow.
- They just keep coming.
- I don't think I can beat all of them.
- Just shut up Derby.
- Finally!
- Where is that crazy chick?
- Hey, wait up!
- I'll see what I can do!
- How much for the bear?
- Tickets?
- The humiliation?
- I heard the freak show is really gross. Let's go check it out.
- The roller coaster?
- Ah alright Pinky!
- Hey, no problem!
- Sure! I heard the view is nice!
- Please! Tell me more! You're so interesting and we have so much in common!
- Definitely!
- What's that supposed to mean?
- Your quite a piece of work, Pinky!
- And until then you'll amuse yourself with your inferiors?
- Yeah. Me too.
- See ya Pinky!
- Sounds alright!
- Alright! You and me!
- Let's fight!
- I'd choose you!
- Figures it be locked.
- Ah here comes Hattrick.
- You're absurd Melvin.
- How do you keep this up?
- I'm gonna play game on your face, bastard!
- Then I guess I better come over there.
- I'm gonna have to whip your legs!
- God you are annoying.
- Yeah but you keep running scared when I get close.
- You know this stuff pretty well huh?
- Yeah whatever... you're going DOWN!
- You won't miss this... you can always reroll.
- You got a character sheet I need. Give it up.
- Or else I'll kick your ass... like this.
- Sheesh.
- Oh look... it's milk or the brew? Corruptor of women.
- ......(07:06)
- You wanna be nerds? Hand over the stolen character sheets.
- This is just what I was looking for. Thanks boys.
- All right, you've got something of Melvin's. Give it up.
- What game?
- That's just stupid.
- Alright. My turn now.
- Delia the dark elf? Not sure was worth.
- Just give me the money Melvin.
- Thanks Melvin. But I think I will.
- Hey nerd. Why is this door closed?
- Dammit, I need some candy NOW!
- Alright here's your money, bastard.
- These can't be good for you.
- Damn it stuck.
- Oh these are nice!
- Never realized how fancy these things work.
- Burton will like these.
- Here we go.
- So soft!
- Oh oh.
- I hope these are worth all the trouble I just went through.
- The little people are crazy.
- Hey Johnny!
- Alright, alright! Very easy!
- The pictures have anything interesting. Like Gord and Lola making out.
- Hey, I need to borrow this... stupid rich people and their stupid drivers.
- I'm just borrowing it!
- Lola... what are you doing with that chump?
- Here the pictures Johnny. Lola's a bit of a slut it seems.
- Oh Gord, you naughty boy.
- That's what I call an action shot.
- Lola, what are you thinking?
- Ah that doesn't show Johnny anything!
- Nah... not good enough.
- I better try again.
- Almost there.
- Yeah okay Johnny!
- Sure thing Johnny!
- What are you doing Lola?
- Algie you're in so much trouble with Johnny Vincent and his boys.
- Yeah, I believe you. But Johnny's not quite so reasonable.
- Anyways, you're in luck. Earnest sent me to get you out of here.
- Here they come - I'll hold them off, just try not to crash into anything, Chad.
- One down.
- I think we lost them.
- Would it help if I got off and pushed?
- Chad, Step on it.
- Don't worry about it, but we should get back to the library.
- Uhm... no.
- None of your business.
- Go back to sleep.
- That's a little too tough to tear down with my bare hands.
- Maybe I could break it with the right tool?
- I'm sure a big hammer or something would do the trick.
- I wonder what maximum strength means for lipstick.
- There it is. Why exactly did she leave her clothes here?
- Whoo. This should be interesting to read.
- Hmm. I wonder how many copies have been made of this.
- This does smell pretty good.
- Uhm... ah... taking out the trash.
- Man, this place sure is crap.
- Perfect for a little demolition.
- I bet you say that to all the boys.
- You bastards are all going down.
- Finally you show some balls.
- Where's Johnny?
- He can try.
- All right Gord. Back me up.
- The guys are gonna kick your ass.
- Johnny, first I'm taking out your bitches, then I'm coming straight for you.
- I'm done with you chumps! Now tell me where Johnny is so I can finish him off!
- Hello Miss.
- Just. Great.
- Hey! Got some work for me?
- I'm back.
- Got me more deliveries?
- Forget the cops. We're gonna settle this now.
- Whoa whoaaaaa...
- That wasn't very nice Johnny. Not nice AT ALL.
- Come on Johnny, aren't you going to finish me off?
- All right Johnny, I ain't running any more.
- Are you getting tired of this yet Johnny!
- Let's see how you do in an even fight!
- Hey Johnny! You got something on your face!
- I told you! I was the Daddy! Got it?
- This has nothing to do with her, man. I don't care. You can keep that slut for yourself.
- Sometimes I like to take it slow.
- See you around. Lola!
- Mister Watts sent me. Something about some deliveries?
- Yeah sure, here you go.
- Oh yeah.
- When are these races?
- Okay. Cool!
- YEAH!
- SURE!
- THAT'S WHY I'M HERE!
- Always.
- Must be awful for you.
- Let's hear.
- You mean beat them up?
- Maybe they like pool?
- Let me guess - you want me to drive the greasers out.
- Nice place you guys have found. I think I'll take it.
- I want you gone! Get lost!
- Keep talking.
- I bet you don't like that.
- Deal!
- Hey! Why so glum?
- Can you blame them?
- Sure thing. As long as you pay.
- And you want me to ruin it for them. Just like the park party.
- You don't say - where's this house?
- Hello gentlemen, mind if I join you?
- Well, I'm staying. So you better get the hell get out of here then.
- Thanks, I might check it out.
- I understand you need help!
- And?
- laughs* Okay!
- You guys having fun?
- Don't worry - I'm not going to. I am however kicking you out of here.
- You may if you pay me.
- Don't worry, I'll drive them off!
- I'll exact vengeance if you like.
- For usual fee.
- I have a suggestion - have me hurt them even more.
- How about I drive them out of their clubhouse?
- Sounds good, how about you introduce me some time?
- I'm about to kick your asses out of here! That's what!
- I'll sort them! If you cover my expenses!
- As long as the beverage fund holds up? No problem!
- So?
- You sure you can afford it?
- I'm here to beat you up and evict you!
- Let's.
- Why not? I can always use this place to crash!
- Now this is pretty cool.
- Alright, I won! Now give me my prize!
- Whatever. I'm better than any of you losers.
- Thanks. I'll be sure to visit you often.
- I have the pictures and a copy of the test sir. Seems Hattrick's selling tests to almost everyone.
- ... as he so richly deserves.
- Is that so? Then you might want to look at these.
- It's that fat, evil hypocrite selling test answers to rich kids. Fire him!
- Bye bye, fatty!
- Glad you think so!
- Glad you think so!
- I've been messing around, for sure, but I'm quite good at it. What's it to ya'?
- Don't worry Miss.
- And who are you supposed to be? The trolls under the bridge?
- What? You prefer to be called pixies?
- Why?
- What are you talking about?
- GET AWAY from me!
- Looks like these guys scare pretty easy!
- Bah! It's blocked!
- Ha... that was pretty cool!
- All right sir, thank you!
- Gally-bear?
- Looks like they already left.
- I've got some nice pictures for you!
- Yeah, I bet.
- Hey losers. Mind telling me where your fearless leader is?
- Fine by me. My ass kicking skills will have to do.
- What's up nerdlings? Where's Earnest?
- Whatever. Just tell me where he is.
- Then you better tell me what it is.
- As you wish.
- Wuss.
- Ah this is gonna be just great!
- Man, what a wimp.
- That guy is seriously unhinged.
- He get hit on the head too many times or something?
- I'm going to enjoy kicking his ass!
- Looks like it's another episode of when nerds attack.
- They're actually attacking me!? Too funny!
- Uh oh. Nerds on a rampage.
- I just got hit by a potato!?
- Now I get to use your weapon! How do you like that NERD!?
- Crap, locked.
- I wonder if this could smash the door.
- Your door is gone Earnest! Now I'll coming for you!
- Hey guys! I need to know where Earnest is.
- Hey, can you tell me where Earnest is?
- Where's Earnest?
- You better tell me where Earnest is.
- Hey Thad! Can you let me throw it?
- Alright nerd! Open the door! NOW!
- Here we are! Nice!
- Don't fear the reaper!
- You like that!?
- Heh... Goblin vs. Jock! Goblin wins!
- Goblins can be a bitch huh?
- The Goblin strikes!
- When ghosts attack? Heh!
- Scary in?
- Who you gonna call?
- Blows, doesn't it? Ha ha!
- Bet you're steamed off now!
- Hot enough for you?
- Don't like the steam huh?
- Hmm. Maybe I can use this to my advantage.
- I feel so much better knowing that.
- Alright, I'll do that.
- Oh wow wow chum. No problem.
- Sometimes you just gotta take the bull by the horns.
- And now you'll pay the price.
- Bull, you got butchered.
- Is it: quit messing around before I lose my patience and hurt you?
- Nasty. I like it.
- Yeah yeah okay. What's the plan?
- Heh, I'm sure they'll love that.
- Alright.
- Alright. What's the deal?
- Yeah, I got it.
- Yeah I know. Shows off my figure doesn't it? But enough about me, how do I mess up those jocks?
- Sounds easy. What will it do?
- Nice.
- Hey Bucky! Tell me what I got to do.
- You're in grave danger of a knuckle sandwich if you don't get on with it, that's what.
- And it'll blow up in Ted's face? Not bad.
- Thanks Bucky. Now get lost.
- Cut the crap Melvin. It was sort of funny the first 20 times, but it's getting old now.
- Ah all right.
- That's enough of that, people.
- Move on, nothing to see here.
- Alright, get out of here.
- You should be ashamed of yourself.
- Enough of that, move along.
- Yes, it's nice, now GET LOST!
- I suggest you leave. Now.
- Every time I do this I die a little inside.
- What a pity.
- Shame to cover it up.
- I hope you appreciate this, Mandy.
- Would this be considered censorship?
- Maybe I should keep one... just for me.
- Time to cover up.
- Because you've been a very bad boy, Thad.
- Alright Mandy. I fixed your little problem.
- You're just saying that.
- Thanks. See you around.
- I'll take this bad boy.
- So, I want you to go talk to Mandy... and cause some ruckus.
- Football play?
- Fascinating. Now scram, I got some business to take care of.
- What's your problem?
- Better get back quick.
- Smells good.
- One pearl necklace for miss Phillips!
- Bite me.
- Whoo. I'm really scared.
- Sure thing Peanut.
- Glad I could help.
- You have to tell me about that one day.
- Oh you're so welcome Miss Phillips!
- I'm getting sort of dizzy here.
- That can't be good for me.
- Things are getting... blurry.
- This smells... like... Edna.
- These crates?
- Everything seems to be fine Miss. I think I got them all.
- I did that a long time ago. I mean... thank you Miss!
- Hey! Tell me about the preppes' trophies!
- We'll see about that!
- Where'd you hide the trophies you thief?
- The townies? What do you mean?
- Well... since I already beat you, I guess I'll believe you.
- I guess I better get some proof then.
- Alright Vance, did you guys steal the preppies' trophies?
- ..........(15:48)
- The townies? Really?
- Yeah, okay.
- Townies, eh? I think I know where to look.
- ..........(15:57)
- Man, this smells like ether.
- You want your break?
- You sure you don't wanna stay a little longer?
- Why am I doing everything?
- How'd you get in there to begin with?
- I can believe that.
- All right Johnny... have fun.
- You're in the asylum.
- Maybe I can use that hatch to get into the control room?
- Yeah yeah, I see you.
- Now Kirby, get out.
- On my way!
- Come on Juri, I got it.
- Jerk.
- Since you asked so nicely.
- That's more like it.
- No problem Mandy, you'll be okay.
- What happened, Mandy?
- I'll check it out... you get out of here.
- Hey! What the hell are you doing?
- You shouldn't have done that.
- ........(16:24)
- What do I care what you want.
- Truth be told - I've been tempted once or twice myself.
- That's what I was looking for.
- Yeah, I got them... now what?
- This sounds like it's gonna be GOOD!
- Coming right up!
- Man, that's pretty nasty.
- Heh, thanks... he sure had it coming.
- I'm on it, I'm on it!
- Did you see that?
- Take that!
- laughs*
- Oh, that's gotta hurt!
- Hmm. Where'd they all go?
- Whoa Russell, slow down a little!
- Aaaahhhh!
- Oh shit. I think the cops are coming.
- Hey Russell, I need your help to bust into the dropouts' hideout.
- Russell! I need your help!
- What do you mean?
- Yeah!
- I've got to talk to that Edgar kid.
- That's done. Now I gotta find the breakers.
- I love it when you talk all tough.
- Omar? What kind of name is that? Who is he?
- All right, let's go.
- Well, let's do it.
- Hey! It's locked!
- Edgar's a little paranoid, ain't he?
- You know he's insane, but you still hang out with him?
- What's that supposed to mean?
- What a jerk.
- Ah okay Zoe, see you around.
- I guess you better get out of here then.
- Finally you're doing something.
- I'm going to get a bunch of pigs.
- Cleats? Yeah maybe... I'll check it out, you stay here.
- I need a large amount of paint... can you hook me up?
- Looks like he's stealing it.
- Alright, chill man.
- Thanks.
- You guys seem like fun!
- What are you doing here?
- Oh how could there?
- Son of a...
- And I'll get the pictures to prove it too.
- Keep talking, it won't help you!
- Whatever, man. You're gonna get hurt.
- Why?
- Good thing there aren't many cops around. I wouldn't wanna be seen with a criminal like you.
- A warehouse full of expensive looking junk.
- You're on!
- Take that, Spencer Shipping!
- Shoddy craftsmanship!
- This feels so good!
- Don't try this at home, kids!
- Yeah!
- Alright!
- I should work for an insurance company!
- I might have a future in demolition!
- Ha... this is so much fun!
- I don't even know my own strength!
- You sure know how to have a good time, Zoe!
- Wait... isn't Tad's last name Spencer?
- Do you think they'll notice we were here?
- This one's for my native brothers!
- Sitting on a horse didn't help you, didn't it?
- Friggin' gnomes!
- Take that you bearded bastards!
- That's crap farmer.
- Vendor trash.
- Cheap replica art sucks.
- Who put that crap in their yard anyways?
- Take that you grape eating fat bastard!
- I just made the world a little better.
- JACKPOT!
- This is it.
- So many fragile plants.
- Doctor Slawter will be so proud of me.
- That felt familiar.
- Good thing I didn't cut myself.
- That made a satisfying sound.
- Who'd pay for this?
- Who'd make furniture out of balsa wood?
- Ooh, crates! Just like a video game!
- I wonder what was in there.
- How I love destructible crates!
- TV's no good for you anyways.
- Smash your TV!
- Oh man, that stinks.
- Take that you sack of... stuff.
- I ain't so easy to lose baby!
- For you, baby ANYTHING!
- Don't worry, I'll get you out of here.
- Come on, we gotta get to the school. All hell's breaking loose.
- It's too hot here. Let's get to the other gate.
- I figured it was him, don't worry, I'll sort this out.
- I don't think I'll let him get away with that.
- Damn! They're locked!
- Russell, you're a good kid but you shouldn't do that to your head.
- Edgar, we'll take out the gang leaders! Without them, Gary's got nothing.
- What the hell are you doing, Johnny? Why are you taking orders from Gary?
- I beat you once, I'll beat you again!
- It's alright Johnny. Now help me get this under control.
- On one condition: you get your crew to stop fighting.
- Ted, I need you to help me!
- You're just asking for it!
- Had enough, Ted?
- Good. I need you to calm your boys down.
- Hey, Derby, would you please tell your boys to stop fighting?
- Stop your boys or I'll smash your face!
- You're getting really tiresome, Derby. Cut it out!
- I trust you remember who you're working for, Derby.
- Good. Now stop making trouble.
- Earnest, you nerd! What were you THINKING!?
- You idiot! Gary's plans are a load of crap! I should know!
- Whatever, I'm gonna stop you both!
- I trust I've cured you of your megalomania, Earnest.
- I'll get to him, but you gotta get your clique back in line.
- Edgar, go help everyone calm down. I've got some business with Gary.
- That was incredibly satisfying!
- Gary you little bitch! Come out!
- Naive in trusting you perhaps.
- That's not how I remember.
- Do you think you're manipulating me right now?
- You really are full of yourself!
- Nowhere to run now, eh Gary?
- You're an idiot, Gary! A power hungry idiot! You went about this all the wrong way! Look where your plans have put you!
- I hope this was all worth it, Gary! No regrets!
During art classes[]
- I don't mind it off.
- Stupid bouncing heads.
- Stupid art class.
- What if I meant it to look like that?
- Why am I wasting my time?
- It's not like artists make any money anyways.
- That does sort of look like her.
- Not bad.
- Maybe I should pursue this as a career?
- I wonder why we always have to draw her?
- That was EASY.
During biology classes[]
- Ugh nasty.
- Ugh that smells... GREAT.
- Wow, that's disgusting.
- Ugh I think I'm gonna be sick.
- Ugh so that's where Edna's meat lock comes from.
During chemistry classes[]
- Ew. I'll be careful not to do that.
- What assignment?
During English classes[]
During Geography classes[]
- Could come in handy, I guess.
- Okay, think I have it all.
Comebacks after being taunted[]
- Yeah, whatever.
- Whatever, moron.
- You're talking out of your ass.
- Stop talking, ass.
- You better stop talking.
- You're really begining to piss me off.
- What the hell are you talking about?
- You say the stupidest crap.
- That's the biggest load of crap I've ever heard.
- Maybe I should just kick your ass, huh?
- You know what? Maybe I should just beat you.
- Why don't you just shut up?
- That's moronic.
- Shall we just turn this into a fight?
- Just shut your mouth.
- You want me to shut your stupid mouth?
- Shut your trap.
Saying this way[]
- I know a place you can stay.
- Hey! I know a place you can stay.
- Follow me. I'll get you a roof.
- I know somewhere you can crash tonight.
Flustered[]
- Miss McRae sends her love.
- Take it like a man, tough guy.
- You need your mommy to hold your hands?
- Just relax... it's only a pinch.
- Relax, it'll just hurt a little bit.
- You want a lollipop with that?
- Now you know what real pain feels like.
- Like a shot in the arm, is it?
- Hurt so good, doesn't it?
- How's that for a shot?
- Sorry, doctor's orders!
- Ouch. That was hurt.
- Talk about bad medicine!
- You can take it... right?
- Come on... don't be a wimp.
- Ah, and I was really beginning to like you?
- Thanks Miss!
While playing the game Keep-Ups[]
When telling off the punishment prefect[]
- Who're you calling maggot, maggot?
- I don't think you know what kindness means.
- Isn't there a law against slave labor?
During Chapter 1[]
- So here I am, at probably the worst school in the country.
- Whose alumni are nothing but arms dealers, serial killers and corporate lawyers.
- Real scum. And that old creep thinks he can tame me?
- We shall see, my friend. I only give people what they have coming to them.
During Chapter 2[]
- With Russell pacified, I could be forgiven for thinking my troubles at Bullworth were over.
- But this place is a rotten onion.
- Peel off one stinking layer and there's another even smellier one beneath.
During Chapter 3[]
- Now, Derby is really stupid, malevolent, and rich.
- So it will surprise none of you to discover in a future life he'll end up in congress.
- But this my story, not his.
- With the trust-fund babies under control, it's time to turn my attention to their sworn enemies: those greaseball kids.
During Chapter 4[]
- I'm starting to feel pretty good about myself.
- I've just taken control of two of the school's worst cliques, but I know there are bigger problems just around the corner.
- Problems with overdeveloped pituitary glands and brains the size of peas.
During Chapter 5[]
- So here I am, suddenly the king of the school.
- I never meant for things to turn out this way. I just wanted to control a couple of psycho kids and be left alone.
- But now I guess I'm certainly going to live the good life.
During Chapter 6[]
- Great work, Jimmy boy!
- Expelled again and beaten by Gary. Man, I've got to sort this out fast.
- Finally everything is sorted out, more or less.
- I mean I don't want to say we're going to live happily ever after or anything like that, but life is certainly going to get easier.
Apologize to the authority[]
- That was a mistake. I'm sorry.
- This is got to be a mix up.
- Please accept my apology.
- You got the wrong guy, I think.
- I must have misunderstood something. Sorry.
- I'll improve right away.
- I'll be better.
- I think Crabblesnitch wanted to see you in his office.
- It was just too much school spirit.
- Boys will be boys, you know.
- I'm keeping my nose clean.
- I did no such thing.
- There must be a mistake somewhere.
- There must be some sort of mistake.
- I was just on my way to Dr. Crabblesnitch's office.
- Are you sure it was me?
- I'm sorry... won't do it again.
- Won't happen again, sorry.
- I'm so sorry.
- I crossed the line, sorry.
- Uhm... like... I'm sorry.
- No no no... not me.
- Uhm... it wasn't me?
- Just joking you know?
- It wasn't on purpose.
- Please. Don't get me in trouble.
- Can you let me off? Just this once.
- Don't blame me.
- You didn't see the whole incident, gimme a break.
- Come on it look worse than it was.
- It was an accident.
- Wasn't me.
- Look. I promise not to do it again.
- Please let me off.
- I didn't mean too.
- It was... uhh... someone else!
- I didn't do it.
- Oh did you see that?
- Not my fault.
- Come onnn.
- Awww.......I didn't Mean It!!
While pleading someone[]
- I don't want any trouble.
- Can't we just get along?
- Why me?
- I don't deserve this. Please.
- Please. You don't wanna do this.
- Come on we don't have to fight.
- What did I do? Sorry.
- I didn't mean to piss you off.
- Please let me off the hook.
- I'm really sorry.
- I didn't mean anything.
- Please don't hurt me.
- Come on just leave me alone.
- I'm no threat to you.
- Come on give me a break.
- What did I ever do to you?
- Don't pick on me.
- Oh please.
- Don't bother with me.
- Come on don't be a bully.
Apologize to the weak students[]
- Calm down.
- Come on. I'm your friend.
- Don't be so serious.
- Come on lighten up.
- Don't worry about it.
- What's with the sour face?
- I don't bite. Come on.
- Don't worry, it's going to be okay.
- I just joke around the lot.
- Come on lighten up.
- Hey relax. Just kidding.
- I'm not gonna hurt you.
- Relax, I was just playing.
- Haha, just messing around.
- Just kidding.
- Ah don't worry.
- Come on just joking.
- Ha ha ha. Don't get all stressed out.
- Come on I'm just pulling your leg.
- Don't worry - I'm just messing around.
- Come onnn.
- That was just a joke.
- Oh I didn't mean it.
- I was just pulling your leg.
- Come on cheer up.
- You gotta admit. That was funny.
- Haha. Did you really believe me?
- Don't be so serious... haha.
- I'm sorry, okay? Sorry.
- Come on I was just kidding around.
- Just joking.
- Relax, I was just joking around.
- Come on give me a break.
- What's the matter? Can't you take a joke?
- Oh come on, that was funny.
- I was just messing around.
- Come on don't be a crybaby.
- Aah cheer up.
- I was just joking.
- Just kidding.
Apologize to the girl[]
- Oh I'm sorry sweetie.
- Look I'm sorry. I messed up.
- I was just kidding baby.
- I didn't mean it honey.
- Just pulling your leg babe.
- You so pretty when you're angry.
- Come on baby. Don't be so serious.
- Just kidding baby.
- Don't be so mad.
- Come on girl. Relax.
Apologize to the strong students[]
- There's no need to waste our time.
- Let bygones be bygones. What do you say?
- Don't be so angry man. Just chill.
- Come on. We can all get along.
- Just think about it for a second.
- Take a deep breath.
- Mellow out dude.
- Let's not fight.
- Let's not be stupid.
- You know... you're alright.
- It's no big deal.
- You don't wanna fight me.
- It's not worth it, let's just chill.
- Don't worry about it.
- Come on. Don't waste my time.
- Just relax man.
- Listen. You don't wanna do this.
- I'd be a good friend to have.
- I'm willing to let it slide.
- Come on. Water under the bridge in all that?
Knocked Out[]
- Ugh, that hurt...
- moan*
- Oh, man...
- That sucked!
- I'll get you for this...
- Ugh, I'll be back for you later...
- You better hide...
- I'm gonna get you...
- Oooh, that stings...
- groan* That hurt...
- Oooh... not bad at all.
- I'll be back!
- That's nothing!
- groan* I'll live!
- I bet you feel big now...
- My teeth feel a little loose...
- Now that was a good fight.
- I'm gonna learn from this…
- Don't worry... I'll be back.
- I can respect a good beating.
- Payback's coming!
- Alright... you win.
- Can't argue with a solid beating.
- I don't know about this whole violence thing...
- Maybe I did deserve that.
- Ugh, how did that happen?
- Whoa... I got my ass kicked!
- This won't stop me for long.
- You think this solves anything?
- Ugh, that was brutal.
- Don't worry about me.
- I'll be alright.
- I think I might have pulled something...
- I might have a cracked rib there...
- It's just a few scrapes...
- Well... that didn't go too well.
- That wasn't the outcome I hoped for...
- Lucky shot.
- Alright... that hurt.
- You win this round.
- Now I really hate myself.
- Aw, man, why does this keep happening to me?
- This place really sucks.
- That hurts far to much...
- That's sooo not fun.
- What a waste of time.
- groan* Why didn't I just read a book?
- Hey... how'd this happen?
- Let's... do this again tomorrow.
- Well, whoopee.
- I'll let you win this time.
- No sir, I didn't like it.
- Alright. You win.
- groan* I don't feel so good.
- I'll find you, stupid.
- I bet you think you're real tough, don't you?
- I'll get you later!
- I didn't really enjoy that.
- Why did I ever come here?
- I hate this place.
Shoving Taunts[]
- Move, Jackass
- GET OUT!!!
- GET OUT OF MY WAY!!!!
- Move, Bitch!!
- GET OUTTA MY FACE!!!
- Fight The Law Bitch!!
- Watch It!!
- Back Off, Idiot!!!
- Beat It!!!
- Scram!
- MOVE!
- IDIOT!!!!
- GET OFF OF ME!!!!!!
- LAY OFF!!!!!!
- BACK THE HELL OFF!!!!
- BACK OFF!!!!
Shoving Girls[]
- Ha! Take it, you wimp!
- Suck it up!
- Hahaha, you look pathetic!
- Sucks to be you!
- C'mon, you gonna cry?
- Hahaha, you baby!
- Come on, suck it up!
- Having fun??
- Aww... Did I hurt your dignity?
- You're a joke!
- You had that coming for a while!
- Nobody is helping you!
- Aren't you gonna do something?
- You taking that?
- YOU JUST GONNA TAKE THAT?
- DON'T BE A BABY!
- You're such a loser!
- Why you taking that?
- You suck, man!
- WHY DON'T YOU DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT?
Knocked off bike[]
- Stupid piece of junk.
- Thats sucked.
- Oh man.
- I hate that.
- Careful Jimmy.
- Gotta pay attention.
- I gotta stop doing that.
- That was fun.
- Maybe I should learn how to do this.
- Gotta watch out for that.
- It's just like riding a bike.
- Forget this.
- Heh! That was exciting!
- Well great!
- Get back up!
- Shouldn't be that hard.
- Not exactly what I meant, but cool in its own way.
- That was lame.
- What a wipe.
- I got served.
- Heh! Nice slam.
- Wipeout!
- I gotta stop spilling.
- That sucks.
- Getting used to getting hurt.
- I'm beginning to like this pain.
- Well, that sucked.
- That was awful!
- Well, oops!
- Um, how'd that happen?
- That. Didn't hurt.
- Crashing in style!
- Okay, that was annoying.
- Failed again.
- That's not what I thought would happen.
Stealing a bike[]
- Get off that bike.
- I'll take that.
- Take a walk.
- Get off of that.
- Get lost, sucker.
- Scram!
- That's mine.
- Need a bike.
- You just got bike jacked.
- Don't worry. I won't scratch it.
- Gotta borrow this for a while.
- Walking's good for you.
- I need that.
- Sorry buddy.
- Need a ride.
- Just gimme the bike.
- You'll get it back later.
- Can I borrow this?
- Excuse me.
- Forgive me.
- Gimme that.
- Move!
- Off the bike. Now.
- Don't make this any uglier.
- Sorry about that.
- Sorry, but I need this.
- Can I use your bike?
- Gimme that, now!
- Eat it!
- Mine!
- You don't need that.
- I like your ride.
- Don't worry!
- Just relax!
- Just chill.
- Take a rest.
- Sorry. Need your bike.
- That's my bike.
- Sweet bike!
- Nice wheels.
- I'm taking your bike.
- I'm taking this bike.
- Gotta use it.
- It's okay. I'll bring it back.
- I appreciate this.
- Thanks for the bike!
- Thanks for lending me your bike.
- Gotta borrow this.
- I need a bike.
- I'm sorry, were you using that?
- Learn to ride.
- Look out!
- Look where you're going.
Has bike stolen from[]
- That's my bike, you twinkie!
- What's your problem?!
- Get back here!
- You did not just do that!
- Alright, that's it!
- That did not just happen!
- What are you doing with my bike?!
- Do you wanna die?!
- You think that's funny?!
- You're gonna regret that.
- You got some nerve to do that!
- That's my bike!
- Very funny.
- That's my move!
- You think you're original?
- You know who you're jacking, kid?
- I will make you very sorry for that!
- You want a war, kid?
- That was a dumb move, friend.
- You better not be stealing my bike, moron!
- I need that bike, idiot!
- You can't rob me, idiot!
- You gotta be kidding me! Jacked by you?
- You think you can just rob me and I'll take it?
- I don't have time for this nonsense!
- You think you'll get away with that?
- That was not a good idea!
- That's a junk bike anyway!
- Did you just do that? For real?
- That's my bike, buddy!
- Hey! Get back here!
- Who do you think you are?!
- You really wanna mess with me?
- Are you outta your mind?
- Hey, I'm not supposed to be the victim!
- You can't take my bike!
- Stop that!
- Alright, now you're pissing me off.
- Um, I was riding that bike?
- What's your problem?!
- That was not funny.
- What do you think you're doing, dumbass?!
- You just jacked my bike for real?
- Um. I kinda needed that.
- Uh, I was kinda riding that.
- That was not very nice.
- You really want me to beat you, don't you?
- That was not a good idea!
- You think I'll let you get away with that?
- You better apologize right now!
- You're making me angry!
- You don't do that to me!
Pushing someone in the garbage can[]
- You're just trash!
- Taking out the trash!
- Stay there!
- The garbage look suits you!
- I'm done with you!
- Enjoy visiting your family!
- Ha ha ha! I guess you ARE trash!
- Find anything good?
- Hope those clothes weren't new!
- Why don't you look for some dinner while you're at it?
- You just gonna take that?!
- You're all dirty now!
- Do you have any idea how sad you look right now!?
- I'm just taking out the trash!
- You're trash and you know it!
- You better stay there for a while!
- You're filthy!
- Just putting you in your place!
- You're garbage!
- Nothing personal!
- You're ugly!
- You stink!
- It's because I hate you!
- Stay there if you know what's good for you!
- You look like an idiot!
- You suck and now you're covered in trash!
- How humiliating for you!
- In a few years this will be funny!
- Everyone's gonna laugh at you!
- You had it coming!
Being indignant[]
- Don't mess with me!
- Jimmy Hopkins and don't forget it!
- And stay the hell down!
- Don't ever mess with me!
- Stay down, jerk!
- Don't ever cross me again!
- You are garbage!
- You little jerk.
- You're finished! Got it? Jerk!
- Don't you forget it!
- This better hurt!
- I'm not done with you!
- Don't ever forget this!
- You're freaking finished!
- You are finished!
- Don't freaking move!
- You got that?
- Useless piece of junk!
- How you like. This?
- How you like me now?
- That's what you get!
- Don't ever forget this!
- Not so tough now, huh?
- You make me sick!
- You are done!
- How does that feel?
- You like that, huh?
- You are nothing!
When photographing someone in good terms[]
- Over here!
- Look at me!
- Alright, do your thing!
- Hey! You!
- Look at the camera!
- This way!
- You! Yeah you!
- Smile!
- Look here!
- You're on camera!
- Hey! Look!
- Alright! Pose!
- Turn around!
- Turn around! Yeah you!
- Smile for the camera!
- You're on camera!
When photographing someone in bad terms[]
- Smile dumbass!
- Alright! Try not to look ugly!
- Hey dumbass! Over here!
- Hey! I'm trying to take a picture here!
Losing Dodgeball[]
- Whatever.
- This game sucks.
- What happened?
- Good game, jerk.
- Yeah alright. You won.
- I'll get you in the rematch.
- Alright, you not bad.
- I'll be back.
- Yeah you won, now SHUT UP.
- You got lucky once. So?
- I'll get you next time.
- Don't let it go to your head. Jerk.
- Yeah like I care.
- Enjoy it while you can.
- Yeah okay. Whatever.
- Like it matters?
- Well done... I hope you feel good about yourself for a few minutes.
- Probably the biggest victory of your life, right?
- You must be sooo proud.
- You better run home until your dad right away.
- Damn.
- We could to beat them.
- Not much of a team effort.
- Bunch of useless idiots.
- You call that teamwork?
- Losers.
- Look at him next time.
- Yeah. Enjoy your victory while it lasts.
- We lost. So what?
- Big deal.
- I bet you guys feel real proud now.
- This game sucks anyway.
- Why do they even care?
- What happened?
- Why do we let them win?
- Look at them thinking they're all cool.
- Alright, will we try not to suck next time?
- That sucks.
- Bah!
- Useless.
- Whatever.
- Aw man.
- Crap.
- Come on.
- Ah crap.
- Pft.
- No good.
- Ahh.
- Stupid.
- I don't care.
- Ahhh.
- Oh man.
- I can do better.
- Damn.
- Oh come on.
- I suck.
- Bunch of garbage.
- Waste of time.
- Get it together man.
- What was that?
- Uh garbage.
After drinking Beam Cola[]
- Ah... so refreshing!
- Mmmm!
- Ready to rock!
- Much better!
- Nice and cold!
- Come on sugar rush!
- Can't go wrong with sugar and caffeine!
- belches*
- belches*
- belches* Ah!
- belches* Ah carbonation!
- That hit the spot!
- belches* Nice!
- I feel better now!
- Can never have too much sugar!
- belches* belches*
- Taste the chemical freshness! Awesome!
- That some good chemicals.
- A 100 percent pure artificial flavor.
- Ah... taste the chemical burn!
- I can feel my insides rotting already.
- Nice!
- Sweet!
- Just like eating 28 cubes of sugar.
- Mmmm... liquid sugar...
- Liquid sugar is healthy, isn't it?
- I love carbonated caffeine.
- belches* belches* That's the stuff!
- This'll keep me going.
- belches* Just what I needed!
Saying about something at the carnival[]
- This better be good!
- It has to be better than it looks.
- Looks a bit like a death trap!
- That can't be safe... oh well!
- This is probably not a good idea.
- Can't be worse than class!
- This looks like a good time!
- Didn't someone die here last year?
- What is that sick smell?
- I've been looking forward to this!
- I hope this thing induces nausea.
- I hope this gives my nightmares.
- Looks like this thing need repair.
- This thing looks older than me.
- Doesn't look like anyone ever clean this thing?
- This is probably not safe.
- This looks dangerous.
- I think I might be risking my life here... oh well!
- Is this thing safe? Probably not.
- I heard someone lost a leg here once.
- Alright... time the risk my life!
- This better be dangerous!
- I wonder if mom would like this.
- Hey is that Edna I just saw?
Apologizing for tresspassing[]
- Oh... hmm... ahhh...
- I was looking for my lost dog... guess he's not here.
- Looking for love in all the wrong places.
- I was just leaving.
- Looking for something to clean my nose with. Sorry.
- Whatever. I'm out of here.
- Yeah that makes total sense. Whatever.
- Yeah, okay. See ya.
- Yeah yeah I get it.
- Oh you're not on power trip for anything.
- Yeah yeah I get it. I'm out of here.
- Don't have a feat.
- Must've taken a wrong turn or something.
- Ah I was just looking for the washroom.
- I'm not supposed to be here... thanks for letting me know.
- Just chill, okay? I'm leaving.
- Why don't you just relax?
- Okay okay I get the message.
- Relax, I'm leaving.
- Don't worry - I'll get out of here.
- Yeah yeah I was just leaving.
- You seriously want me to leave? Okay.
- Nothing special about this place anyways.
- Why are you so uptight?
- Get over yourself.
- Hmmm... okay I'm out.
After riding on the rides[]
- Huh, that was fun!
- I almost vomited. Yeah!
- Heh... that was pretty cool!
- I wonder what that was in the bottom of the seat.
- I guess this smell of puke added to the experience.
- That's the kind of experience, you really should share with someone.
- I'm surprised no one got hurt.
- Why would the floor be so sticky?
- ......( part 2 09:04)
- Can't believe I paid for that.
- I almost don't feel ripped off.
- Maybe I should run away to join the carnival!?
- Damn. Nobody died.
- I was hoping someone would get hurt.
- Not enough puke.
- Is anyone gonna clean up that puke?
- I wonder what that crunching sound was.
- That wasn't exactly scary.
- Maybe the carnival isn't so bad!
- Ugh, I feel a little sick.
- Whoa, I'm kinda feeling dizzy.
- Well, that was fun... I guess.
- I don't think I've ever had this much fun. Ever.
While flirting[]
- Hey. Wanna hang out?
- You look good today. Got time?
- Hey! Wanna help me with my homework?
- Hey! You doing anything?
- You wanna hang out? I don't mind.
- You got some free time baby?
- Come on baby, You know you want too.
- Hey honey, I have something to show you.
- You're really sweet. You know that?
- Hey, My name is Jimmy, You wanna make out?
- Wanna tell me what a nice girl like you is doing at Bullworth?
- Nice shoes! Let's make out.
- You know you wanna kiss me baby.
- Ha! I wanna kiss you.
- Hey! It's your lucky day today, Come with me.
- Hi! You wanna kiss me.
- Fancy you kiss.
- Hey! If you're nice to me, I'll make out with you.
- If I were you I'd make out with me.
- Hey baby, Come over here.
- I look like an idiot, but I'm a nice guy! Trust me.
- You look like you like bad boys.
- Hey I'm Jimmy! I'm your type.
- You know you've impressed me girl.
- What are you doing? Wanna hang out?
- I think... you should kiss me.
- Everyone thinks I hate everybody, but I like you.
- Normally I don't care, but with you it's different.
- You're sweet!
- You really make me wanna be nice to you.
While flirting with fearing[]
- Hey! You're like... um cute! Let's hang out!?
- Hey! ... ah want some lovin baby!?
- So... ah your place or mine!?
- Hey doll! ... ah wanna study... ah anatomy!?
- Wanna help me with some... um biology homework!?
- You're... ah pretty! Wanna... ah hang out!?
- Sooo... wanna be my girlfriend!?
- Let's be... um friends!?
- Hey! ... ah you want a boyfriend!?
- What's your sign? ... wanna tell me!?
- Do you come here often? ... wanna tell me about it!?
- Um... don't play hard to get... okay!?
- So... um you're a girl huh!? ... ah wanna talk!?
- Please make out with me! ... I promise I won't tell!
- Hey! You're model, right!? ... wanna hang out!?
- Wow! ... did you get a nose job or something!?
- Wow! ... are those real!? ... can I check!?
- Can I convince you to make out with me!?
- I... ah heard you're pretty easy! ... wanna hang out!?
- Hey! ... I'm not in the friend zone... ah right!?
- Would you please hang out with me!?
- Wow! ... you're like... really pretty!
- Did anyone ever tell you, you're... um hot!?
- I've been telling everyone you're my girlfriend!
- Will you hang out with me!?
- I hope you don't think this is creepy, but I've been... ah watching!
- You know... you smell... really nice!
- Do you maybe wanna go out sometime!?
- So, do you like... ah stuff!?
- I probably don't have a chance, but I really like you!
Having found collectible items[]
- I'll take that!
- Look at that!
- Better collect that!
- What's this?
- This looks useful.
- Mine!
- Why is this stuff lying around everywhere?
- Look at this!
- Got it!
- I can use that!
- Cool!
- Just what I was looking for!
- That's for me!
- Not bad!
- Another one for the collection!
- I might need that!
- That's not trash.
- People leave stuff lying around everywhere.
- Alright.
- As good as new.
- Oh cool!
- Mine now!
- I needed that!
- This might be useful.
- This might come in handy.
- Score!
- Sweet!
- Well, alright!
- I'm just gonna collect this.
- What have we here!?
- Not too bad!
- Might find a use for that!
- I can use that.
- Why do anyone throw this away?
- 1101 pick this up!
- Better collect this!
- I think I'll keep this!
- Great!
- I was just looking for one of those!
- So much stuff just lying around.
Having found money[]
- Every penny counts!
- Nice!
- Cash will help!
- Sweet!
- Money!
- Maybe I should invest it.
- Oh yeah!
- Money never hurts!
- I'm almost rich!
- Better spend that soon!
- Free money!
- Not turning down free money!
- I'm getting rich!
- Every bit helps!
- What should I buy with this!?
- A bit of hard currency!
- It'll add up!
- Maybe I should start save it!?
- I can always use cash!
- Not bad!
- Oh yeah! Cash!
- You getting ahead Jimmy!
- Better spend this!
- That's MY money!
- It's all about the money!
- That's my now!
Having found weapon[]
- This ought to do a job!
- This will come in handy!
- I could hurt someone with this!
- Always get the right tool for the job!
- This should do!
- This'll make me look tough!
- Let's get down to business!
- Now this feels good!
- Let's get to work!
- Don't mess with me now!
- Better look out!
- Armed and dangerous!
- It's wrecking time!
- An armed society is a polite society!
- Don't cross me now!
- Well, alright!
- This is gonna be GOOD!
- Perfect!
- Now we're talking!
- This is a beauty!
- This'll help!
- Oh yeah!
- Now... what to do with this!?
- I could hurt someone with this!
- I feel tougher already!
- That's what I'm talking about!
- Got to use the right tools for the job!
- Alright, I'm open for business!
- This is good!
- Alright, someone step up!
- Come on trying mess with me!
- What have we here!?
- Just what I was looking for!
- Okay, now we're talking!
- Anyone want piece of this!?
- Don't mess with me now!
- Come on someone make me angry!
- Alright idiots, let's go!
- Come on jerks, see what Jimmy's got for you!
- Now let's get down to business!
Giving a gift to the dog[]
- You hungry? Here you go.
- Good dog!
- Come on dog, here you go.
- Who's a good dog?
- Yes, you like that, don't you?
- Who's a hungry dog?
Giving a gift to his friend[]
- Here you go.
- For you.
- Take it.
- You want this?
- Something like this.
- Check it out.
- Here.
- Looking for this?
- Come on take it.
- You might like this?
- Here. Take it.
- Alright, take it.
- This should do, right?
- This is it.
- A little something.
- So you can use it.
- There you go.
- There.
- Got this for you.
- This what you looking for?
- Nice huh?
- Not bad huh?
- It's what you wanted, right?
- For you my friend!
Giving a gift to his enemy[]
- Alright, alright, here you go.
- Alright, alright, just leave me alone.
- Okay, just take it.
- Fine. Take it.
- It's all I got.
- Sure. Take it.
- I guess.
- I don't know why I should, but okay.
- Alright, I don't have time to fight.
- Okay, just this one time.
- Alright, but don't tell anyone.
- Guess I don't have a choice right now.
Giving a gift to the girl[]
- For you baby.
- I got something for you.
- This is for you.
- I hope you like them.
- I got them just for you.
- I was thinking of you when I got that.
- You like them?
- I thought you might like these.
- Thought you might appreciate that.
- Just a little something.
- I hope you like this.
- Just for you.
- I hope you think this is okay.
- I've been thinking about you.
- What do you think?
- I thought you might like these.
- I got this for you.
- Just wanted to show you, I care.
- Nice, right?
- Hope you appreciate them.
While greeting an authority[]
- Hello Ma'am!
- Ma'am!
- Hi Ma'am!
- How are you Ma'am!?
- Looking good Ma'am!
- Hello there Ma'am!
- Doing well Ma'am?!
- Ma'am! Hi!
- Ma'am! Hello!
- Ma'am! How are you!?
- Hi there Ma'am!
- Good to see you Ma'am!
- Pleased to see you Ma'am!
- Ma'am! Good to see you!
- You okay lady!?
- Lady... you good lady!?
- Hello lady!
- How are you doing lady?
- Hello Sir!
- Sir!
- Hi Sir!
- How are you Sir!?
- Hey there Sir!
- How are you Sir!?
- Hello Sir!
- What's new Sir!?
- Sir! How are you!?
- Sir! Hello!
- Stay in had trouble Sir?!
- Sir! Hi!
- Doing well Sir?!
- What's going on Sir?!
- You okay Mister?!
- Looking good Mister!
- Mister! You alright!?
- Good to see you Sir!
- Things alright Mister!?
Standing up for a bullied person[]
- Hey! Need some help?
- Need a hand with that bullying creep?
- Hey! You want me to help you out?
- Hey! Need a help? That guy's a bullying creep!
- You want me to kick his ass?
- He's not being very nice to you, is he?
- You don't have to put up with that?
- Why are you taking this crap?
- Don't let him push you around just cause he's a moron!
- Don't take that!
- Mind if I help you?
- I'll kick his ass if you want!
- I don't think he should do that!
- You gonna let him get away with this?
- I better kick his bullying ass for you huh?
While greeting a dog[]
- Hey puppy!
- You're a nice dog, aren't you?
- whistles*
- Here boy! Here!
- How's it going dog?
- Come on boy!
- Sup' dog?
- Come on! Here!
- Over here boy!
- Come on!
- Hey boy! Come over here!
While greeting his friends[]
- Hi!
- Hey! What's up?
- Hey there!
- Hey ya.
- How's it going?
- Sup'?
- How you doing?
- Hey! What's new?
- Hi there.
- Hey there.
- What's going on?
- All right?
- You okay?
- Hey!
- All good?
- You cool?
- What's going on?
- Hey you.
- How are things?
- You alright?
- What's new?
- Anything going on?
- How are you?
- Hey-hey!
- Hey you!
While greeting Bif in mission Weed killer[]
- How's it hanging man?
- What's up dude?
- Hey man!
- What's up my man?
- Hey dude!
- How you doing man?
- Hey guy!
- What's up man?
- Hey buddy!
- How are you man?
- All right man?
- How's it going dude?
- You alright dude?
- Hey buddy!
- What's up buddy?
- You alright bud?
- You good buddy?
- Hey!
- What's up guy?
While greeting a girl[]
- Hey girl!
- Looking good today!
- How are you?
- Hello baby!
- Oh hey!
- Hey you!
- Hey sweet cheeks!
- Well, hello there!
- How are you honey?
- Hey girly!
When see someone bullying someone[]
- laughs* You are not a nice person!
- You're evil! *laughs*
- laughs* You're an ass! I like it!
- laughs* You cruel bastard! Your parents must have been worse than mine!
- laughs* God, that's funny! Like watching a car crash!
- laughs* Too funny! Kids put in each other in therapy for years to come!
- laughs* That's funny in a sick way!
- laughs* Poor sucker! Give me a break!
- laughs* It's not nice! ... funny, but not nice!
- laughs* Nice one! Mutual humiliation!
- laughs* That's gotta hurt!
- laughs* I like your style! Undignified but brute!
- laughs* I guess sadism can be funny!
- laughs* Be careful! You'll turning into a serial killer!
- laughs* Who taught you that? That sick!
Agreeing to execute an errand[]
- What can I do for you?
- Don't worry - I'll help you!
- Jimmy's here, don't worry.
- All right... what's up?
- Yeah yeah, I'll save the day.
- Got nothing better to do.
- What's up?
- Yeah, okay, I'll save your ass!
- Yeah, I'm bored. Might as well help you.
- Why isn't everyone always needs me to do stuff?
- Yeah, alright, what is?
- So, what's the deal?
- Alright, I'm feeling charitable!
- What's the problem?
- I'll take care of it!
- Don't worry, Hopkins is on the job!
- Might as well help you.
- I guess, I'll help you.
- You need my help? Alright.
- I'll pass the time!
Hitting the switch[]
- Let's see what this does!
- And... action!
- What's this do?
- Click!
- I gotta hit this!
- Can have a switch and not flip it?
- Probably won't do anything!
- This should do something!
- What's this?
- Come on! do something!
Talking to himself[]
- I guess I’ll just loiter here for a while.
- I should do something. I really should.
- This looks like a nice place to just stand around.
- Yeah. Standing around doing nothing is just great.
- If I hang out here, something’s gonna happen for sure.
- My feet are sore.
- What is that smell?
- I think my shoes are too small.
- Wow. This is just riveting.
- I wish I was playing some video games or something.
- Come on, Jimmy. Think of something to do.
- Maybe if I wait long enough something will happen.
- Maybe I should write a letter to mom.
- So, who’s the hottest girl at school? Hm…
- Hm. Maybe beating up people won’t solve anything? Nah.
- I guess this would count as keeping my nose clean.
- I think I might be getting a cold. I feel kinda sick.
- Man, does anything ever happen around here?
- How’d I get all this lint in my pocket?
- That wasn’t really Ms. Philips’ cat Edna severed for dinner last night… was it?
- The happiest days of your life? Whatever.
- I am so bored right now.
- Everyone is so lame in this school.
- Why am I even here?
- I should be able to come up with something to do.
- Maybe I’ll just stand around here not doing anything.
- Shouldn’t I be somewhere? Doing something?
- Why did I come here?
- I wonder what mom is doing now.
- Who’s a bigger jerk? Hattrick, or Burton?
- What is up with Miss Danvers and Crabblesnitch anyway?
Talking to himself while skipping class[]
- Ah, skipping class to stand around. I love it!
- This is still better than being in class!
- I guess I’ll just hang around here instead of going to class.
- Oh, yeah, I wish I was in class.
- Hope I don’t get busted for skipping class.
- What am I doing skipping class?
- Shouldn’t I be in class right now?
- Hope they don’t miss me in class!
Talking to himself while in the rain[]
- Freakin' garbage weather.
- Why couldn’t I go to school somewhere with a nice climate?
- Seems like it’s always raining.
- Oh great. I’m standing around in the rain.
- This rain makes me want to be all emo. Or maybe not.
- Great. Rain.
- Maybe I’ll catch a cold and miss class.
Talking to himself while tired[]
- I wish I was in my bed.
- Can't wait to get some sleep.
- What am I doing up with this hour?
- Yawns*
- Hm. Getting kinda sleepy.
- Yawn* Tired.
- Why am I not in bed?
- I should just go home and go to bed.
- Ah, man, I don’t wanna fall asleep here.
- I guess I could just sleep right here. Hope no one steals my stuff.
- Oh, I’m exhausted.
Talking to himself while in the winter/snow[]
- Man, it's cold out here.
- I hope I don't catch a cold standing around like this.
- I should go throw snowballs at someone or something.
- I hope someone licks a lamppost
- Come on Jimmy. Don't just stand around in the snow.
- I'm freezing to death around
Comebacks after being taunted (pass english 4)[]
- that's STUPID! even for YOU!
- DID YOU EVER SHUT YOU MOUTH!
- THAT'S THE STUPIDEST THING I EVER HEARD!!!
- you should talk less! you BREATH STINKS!
- someone got out of the wrong side of the trailer today
- why so angry? your underwear too tight?
- was that supposed to be an insult or something?
- you sound less stupid if you stop talking!
- what's the matter? your parents don't love you enough?
- why are you act like a little idiot?
- and why do you think i care?
- you sound as stupid as you look! it's that bad!
- you don't have any friends all? do you!
- stop air pollution! shut your mouth!
- tell you what stop being idiot and shut up!
- ooo that's really clever!
- LOOK WHO'S TALKING!
- yeah keep trying to pretend you're not an idiot!
- you talk pretty big for a loser
- how come you're such a dimwit anyways!
- that was INCREDIBLY STUPID!
- ooo i'm sure everyone is really impressed!
- that's probaly the DUMBEST THING YOU'RE EVER SAID!
Taunting a girl[]
- Ooh, aren't you a stuck up little princess?
- It's ok, your breath stinks.
- Pff, I'm not interested any ways.
- (chuckles) You're lost, honey.
- You thought I was SERIOUS?
- I'm out of your league anyways.
- It's ok, now that I've seen your face, I've changed my mind.
- That's not what you said last night.
- That's not what I read on the bathroom wall.
- You've probably got mono anyways.
Taunting[]
- You suck!
- You're ugly!
- What are you looking at, punk?!
- Get lost, bitch.
- You're crap!
- You think you're tough, huh?
- You want some of this?!
- You're weak!
- Crap face!
- Yo momma!
- Chump!
- Jerk!
- You wanna fight?!
- YOU SUCK!
- DUMBASS!
- Come on, then!
- Come on, step up!
- You suck BIG TIME!
- Loser!
- You're pathetic!
- You're ridiculous, look at you!
- You lame jerk!
- You're an idiot, you know that?
- You're a moron!
- You moron!
- Are you inbred, or just naturally dumb?
- You're so lame!
- Charity case!
- Don't look at me!
- What's your problem?!
- You want some?
- Better run, weak sauce!
- You got nothing!
- Sucks to be you!
- You're stupid and ugly!
- I've got my eyes on you!
- You better run!
bullying someone[]
- You had it coming!
- It's your own fault!
- Isn't that nice?
- Where are your friends now?
- Everyone is laughing at you!
- You want more?!
- That's more like it.
- That's what you get!
- I'm the daddy!
- You learn to like it!
- You had it coming!
- Don't whine, it doesn't hurt!
- You know it's funny!
- I call this "the Hopkins special"
- Don't struggle!
- Not so cool now, huh?
- Oh, is baby gonna cry?
When humiliating someone by smacking them[]
- Stop hitting yourself!
- Why you hitting yourself?
- You like hitting yourself?
- Right in the face!
- What's the matter? Why you hitting yourself?
- Stop doing that to yourself!
- And another one! Man, you've got self-loathing issues.
- Stop doing that to yourself!
Taunting after you bullied someone[]
- Run, you little chicken!
- That's it! Run to mommy!
- Where you going, huh?
- Done already?!
- That's right! Run away!
- Oh, you going so soon?!
- You little coward!
- That's right! Better go get some help!
- That's right! I'm the daddy!
- Run, little baby! Run!
- You're such a girl!
- Had enough already?!
- Keep running!
- I'M JIMMY HOPKINS!!!
- And don't you forget it!
- Keep running, wuss!
- Get out of here, you baby!
- GET OUT OF HERE!!!
- Yeah, run like a little girl!
- What's the matter? Can't take it?!
Taunting while fighting[]
- You think you can take me?!
- You fight like a girl!
- That's the best you can do?
- Are you gonna start fighting soon?
- Are you even trying?
- You're going to the hospital!
- I'm just playing with you
- I'm gonna break you!
- Damn, you're weak!
- Come on, at least try!
- What you got, bitch?
- C'mon, bring it!
- You better run!
- Ya getting old or what?
- C'mon girly! Fight!
- You gonna cry, girly?
- You're pathetic! Try to hurt me!
- C'MON, YOU PUNK! FIGHT!
- Try to fight back, girly!
- I'm gonna enjoy hurting you!
- C'mon you big baby!
- You're getting the Hopkins Treatment!
- I'M GONNA HURT YOU!
- You're messing with the wrong guy!
- Shame about the face!
- You had this coming!
- C'mon, little girl!
- You're gonna regret this!