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Jordan Balesterri is a character created by Westside JDM

Wandering around

  • "I wish dad my dad would stop making me study, he's the reason I have no life."
  • "If coach yells at me again, I'm gonna talk back. I'm done with her."
  • "Maybe I should get Matt to order a pizza to my house, Dad's reactions are pretty priceless."
  • "I should ditch gymnastics today."

Watching a fight

  • "Rip that loser apart you neanderthal!" 
  • "Make him cry!" 
  • "Beat that wimp up you savage!" 
  • "Did I just see blood?!?!" 


Knocked out

  • "I don't think I can go on anymore..."
  • "*sobs* Why does this always have happen to me?..."
  • "You're gonna be sorry... really sorry..."
  • "At least it wasn't dad who did this..."
  • "*sobs* How am I going to get through the rest of the day like this?..."
  • "Why did you need to do this to me?...."
  • "Just when I thought today couldn't get any better... this happens..."
  • "What did I do to deserve this?..."

Hit by bike

  • "God damnit learn how to use that!"
  • "Looks like somebody needs training wheels again"
  • "What was that?"

Hit by a car

  • "What the hell was that? a train?!?!"
  • "Somebody! call 911!"
  • "If I broke my leg, I'm gonna sue you."
  • "Who taught you how to drive?!?"
  • "My dad's a cop!"

Has a rat thrown at

  • "You have problems, you know that?"
  • "You need help, more help than I do."


  • "It's not like I've lived with a corrupt dad for 17 years."
  • "Whenever there's something good in my life, it always get ruined"
  • "I should just give up."


On good terms

  • "Hi"
  • "How are you?"
  • "What's up?"

On bad terms

  • "What would give you a reason to even talk to me?"
  • "Stop bugging me."
  • "Go away"
  • "I don't have time for you."

Flirted with

On good terms

  • "I haven't made out in a while, it's time I've made out"
  • "Sei Cosi Sexy"
  • Smiles* "Let's make out"

On bad terms

  • "Go flirt with Eunice, She'll make out with anyone."
  • "You'd think I'd even waste my time with you? You're pathetic."
  • "Don't even think about it."
  • "Do I look like Lola? I'm not a slut like she is."

Flirted with by Ginji

  • "Let's kiss, I want to show you how much I love you."
  • "I love you with all my heart."
  • "You're really all I have left.".

Flirted with by Jimmy

  • "Not today, Jimmy"
  • "You're more psychotic than me."
  • "I know that you date at least three other girls, I wasn't born yesterday."


Rejecting a Nerd

  • "You stalk me all day, and now you expect me to kiss you? Fuck off!"
  • "Get away from me, you stalker!"
  • "I'm way out of your league, go flirt with Eunice, she's in your league."

Rejecting a Greaser

  • "I already have a boyfriend"
  • "I don't want to get grease all over my clothes."
  • "I just know you'll pay more attention to your bike, and not me."

Rejecting a Prep

  • "You're not my type."
  • "Go bug Pinky, she's single."
  • "The color of your clothes hurt my eyes."

Rejecting a Jock

  • "You're not even that cute."
  • "Don't you have a game to attend?"

Rejecting a townie

  • "Get a job."
  • "Take a shower."
  • "Put some nicer clothes on."

Kissing related

Before kissing

  • "What are you waiting for?"
  • "Do you want to kiss me or not?"
  • "Why are you stalling?"

After kissing

  • "You're a great kisser."
  • "Am I a good kisser?"
  • "I hope nobody saw."

Reacting to vandalism

Watching something get broken

  • "Let me smash that!"
  • "That is very illegal."

Watching somebody tag something

  • "Fuck this town! Give me that."
  • "This isn't Eastside Bullworth."

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