Kelsey Glenn/Quotes

Calling for Help

• Help! Help me!
• I need some help!
• Help me now!
• Somebody help me please!

Bumped Into

Friendly Terms

• Oops, I'll watch out next time.
• Oh my bad.
• Sorry! My mistake!
• I'm sorry boo, I gotta watch my surroundings.

Unfriendly Terms

• Watch it!
• Are you kidding me?
• Oh my god, Watch it!
• Hey, watch it idiot!
• Did you not see me or something?
• Get out of my way!

By Townie/Dropout

• Ugh, excuse you! Some of us actually have things to do!

By Jimmy when Respect is Low

• Watch it Hopkins!

By Greaser

• Great now I have to wash my clothes!

By Nerd

• Get out of the way four-eyes!

By Prep

• Hey! I'm right here you trust-fund loser!

Hit by Vehicle

• What's wrong with you!
• Someone call an ambulance!
• Owwww...
• You'll be hearing from my mom's lawyer!

Saying Goodbye

• I'll see you later!
• Byeeee!
• TTYL!
• I have something else to do, bye.
• Mandy probably needs me, nice chatting with ya.
• See you soon boo!

Butt Pinched

• (Shrieks) What do you think you're doing?!
• (Gasps) I'm not that kind of girl!
• (Shrieks) Pervert!
• (Gasps) Excuse you!
• (Shrieks) What the hell is wrong with you!

Bike Related

Crashing Bike

• Ah! Damn it!
• Stupid bike!
• I hope my mom buys me a car!
• Not again!

Seeing Bike Trick

• Wow, cool!
• Be careful!
• Awesome!

Reacting to Failed Bike Trick

• Haha! Loser!
• Try better next time!
• Wow...
• That's just sad...

Bike Stolen From

• Hey, give it back!
• Stop! Thief!
• No!
• Someone call the police!
• Stop him! Somebody!
• Stop her! Someone!

Carnival

• This is like sooooo fun!
• Let's go on the rollercoaster!
• Lets visit the fun house!
• Can you win me something?
• I hope I have enough tickets!
• The Big Squid was awesome!
• We should go to the go karts!

Chasing

• Get back here!
• Stop running!
• Hey!

Escaped From

• Ughhhhh...
• I can't believe this.
• Why did I waste my time.
• Seriously?!

Out of Breath

• Whew....
• I'm... out of breath...
• Ew... I'm sweating...

Wandering Around/Chatter

• I never realized how beautiful the sky is.
• Wonder where Mandy is.
• I can't wait till I become captain of the cheer squad.
• I'm like soooo amazing.
• Class feels like it's only getting longer.
• I can really go for a snack.

Complaining

• Hey! That's not right!
• Wow, how wrong is that!
• That isn't ethical!
• Something should be done about that!

Confused

• That was... weird.

• Wait... huh?

Congratulating

• Grats!
• I'm sooo happy for you!
• That's amazing!
• Yay!

Conversing

Ambient Conversation

• We should totally go to the plaza one day.
• Alright, let's talk about me now.
• The food here is so disgusting! I swear I saw something on my plate move!
• The boys egged the dorms again last night! Thank god I didn't have my window open!
• Can you believe one of those nerds tried to hit on me the other day?
• You should come to the next game.
• I wish Bullworth had a gymnastics team.
• Sometimes, I think cheerleading should be classified as an official sport!
• I'm so excited for prom. I already have my dress picked out.
• Casey is such an idiot, he sounded like a total pig when he asked Angie out.
• Lola smells like cheap perfume, she doesn't love herself.
• I should totally take you shopping, that top is so last season, sorry!
• I really miss doing ballet.
• Coach Burton is such a skeeze.
• I hate Biology, the smell of that classroom makes me nauseous.
• The other cheerleaders on the squad need to step it up!

Chapter 1

• Another year at Bullworth.

Chapter 2

• Finally, I can go shopping at the Plaza!

Chapter 3

• Ugh, I hate the cold weather!

Chapter 4

• I gotta start practicing for the big game.

Chapter 5

• Those townies have been causing so much trouble lately!

Chapter 6

• This was a crazy year...

Reacting to Rumor

• Are you serious?!
• No way!
• Oh my god!
• OMG!
• I can't believe it!
• That's crazy.

Responding

• As if.
• Whatever.
• I heard about that.
• Let's talk about me now.
• That's interesting.
• That's really crazy.

To Question

• I'm not that type of person.
• Um, sure.
• Who do you think I am?!
• Nah, sounds boring.

Questions

• Don't I look cute today?
• Is Christy gossiping about me?
• Wanna go shopping?
• Do you know how long it takes for me to get ready in the morning?

Ending Conversation

• I'll talk to you later.
• Nice chat, TTYL!
• Be safe.
• I gotta go, I'll see you later.

Dodgeball Related

Defeated

• They obviously cheated!
• That was rigged!
• I wasn't supposed to lose!

Defeated Team

• If your team actually tried you might've won.
• Haha! Losers!
• I feel so bad for you guys, oh wait I don't!

Trash Talking Player

• My grandma can throw better than that!
• Scared to hit a girl?
• Try harder and you might hit me.

Trash Talking Opposite Team

• Losers!
• Awww having trouble?
• Good luck dorks!

Victory

• Yay!
• I win! I win!
• Thanks for coming!

Team Victory

• We did it guys!
• Yes! We won!
• I did it! Oh I mean we.

Pranking

• Oops!
• Awww, are you gonna cry?
• The look on your face!

Pranked

• That's so mean!
• I'm telling my brother!
• What is wrong with you?!

Disgusted

• Ugh! That's disgusting!
• I think I'm going to be sick!
• Gross!

Don't Hit

• I'm supposed to be your friend!
• Stop that hurts!
• You can't hit me!
• What is wrong with you? I'm your friend!
• I'm a girl! You can't hit me!

Errand

• Hey Hopkins, it's getting dark and I would really appreciate it if you could bring me back to the dorm.
• Those idiots stole my bag! Jimmy can you please get it back!
• Can you bring these books back to the library for me? They're almost due and I won't make it because I have cheer practice!

Fighting

• How dare you!?
• Did you just hit me?!
• Oh, you're so dead!

Bragging After Winning

• Don't try me again and I'm so serious?
• Bitch!

Fighting a Townie/Dropout

• I'm going to wipe the floor with your loser ass!

Fighting a Greaser

• Get your greasy hands away off me!

Fighting a Nerd

• I'll knock those glasses off your face!

Fighting a Prep

• You're about to get your snobby ass kicked!

Fight Instigated

• Do you WANT to get beat up?!
• I'll hit you so hard you're ancestors will feel it!
• You're basically asking me to kick your ass.

Beaten/Knocked Out

• Is my face bruised?
• I can't believe it...
• Ugh, my face...

Spit On

• Can you act like a civilized person!
• Ew, are you an animal or something?

Watching a Fight

• Do y'all have nothing better to do?!
• Kick their ass!
• Stop fighting!

Surprised regarding Fight

• W-what?
• What's going on?

Fire Alarm

• Is there a fire?
• I hope it isn't a false alarm.

Flustered

• Haha..haaa...
• It wasn't anything, just silliness.
• D-don't worry about it.

Food Fight

• Don't get food on me!

Freak Show

• Woah, that's soooo weird.

Giving Gift

• Here's something from me to you.

Asking for Gift

• A pretty girl deserves pretty gifts.

Given Gift Too

Receiving Gift

• Oh my god! Thank you!
• That's so sweet of you!
• (Gasps) For me? Thank you so much!

Thanking

• Thanks so much, love ya boo.

Demanding Cash

• I need some shopping money, and I expect it to come from you.
• You wouldn't deny a pretty girl in need?
• I just need a bit to pay for something small.

Paid

• So generous.
• Thanks for the cash boo.
• You better have more than this next time.

Greeting

• Nice to meet you!
• How's it going!
• It's nice to see you again.

Older Woman

• Morning ma'am.
• Good Afternoon ma'am.

Older Man

• Morning sir.
• Good afternoon sir.

Jimmy When He is Wearing Nice Clothes

• You look stunning today Hopkins.
• Oh wow Hopkins, I actually don't feel embarrassed talking to you.
• Wow Jimmy, you actually clean up nicely.

Hat

• That's a really nice hat you have on Jimmy.

Shoes

• Someone has good taste in shoes.

Shirt

• Nice top, where'd ya buy it?

Boys

• Hey, strong, tall, and handsome.

High Respect

• Hi Jimmy!
• How's it goin' Hopkins?
• Heeey Hopkins!

Greeted

Low Respect

• You're wasting my time already.
• We aren't friends, get lost loser.
• Don't talk to me, I don't like you.

Thinks Their Current Appearance is Not Good

• This weather is messing with my hair.
• Maybe I need to cut down on eating again...

Surprised to Receive Help

• Oh! You're helping me?
• Thanks for the help!

Requesting Help

• Jimmy, I really need your help.
• Hey Hopkins I need you for a minute.
• Jimmy do you have time to help me?

Hired

Offering Assistance

• I can help you if you need it.
• Need any help Hopkins?

About to Leave

• This was fun, but I have other things to do.
• Sorry Jimmy, but I gotta go.

Asking for Help

• I need help over here!
• Help me now!
• Don't just stand there, help me!

Taunting

• I suggest you walk away before you get hurt.
• I can kick your ass right here and right now.
• If you had half of a brain, you wouldn't be here right now.
• You're stupider than the public school kids.

Aggressive

• Are we gonna have a problem?!
• Don't make me beat the brakes off of you!
• This is your last chance to walk away!
• Can you get out of my face?!

New Kid

• Another new kid? Damn, y'all come out of no where.

Clothing

• Did you go dumpster diving?
• My god today Hopkins, who taught you how to dress?
• Did you rob a thrift store?

Haircut

• I think you need a better barber because that hair is a mess?
• Don't come too close, with hair like that you might have lice.

Similar to Them but Low Respect

• Yeah... stop being a wannabe.
• You didn't even go to the tryouts, take that off.

Indignant

• Excuse me?!
• That is not right one bit!
• What are you doing?

Jimmy After Respect is Lost

• Beat it, has been.
• I don't talk to snakes!

Jeering

• HA! You're such an idiot!
• You aren't worth the dirt on my shoe!
• Dummy!

Taunted

Intimidated

• Why are you being so mean to me?
• I was raised to be nice!
• Don't be so rude...
• Please leave me alone!

Humiliated

• Why would you say something like that! (Crying)
• (Screaming and Crying)
• Why would you do something like that! (Crying)

Not Intimidated

• Yeah, whatever.
• You think that hurts?
• Ha, try harder boo.
• Awwww you couldn't hurt a fly.
• Don't hurt yourself boo.
• I needed a laugh today.

Attacked

• Don't hit me!
• Stop!
• Have you lost it!?
• Ow! You hit me!
• Excuse me! I'm a girl!
• Jimmy have you lost your mind!

Scared

• I-I'll go
• Hey, b-be cool...
• P-please leave me alone... please..

Laughing

Short Laugh

• Hahaa! Idiot!

Long Laugh

• AaaHahaaahaaaa! I can't stop laughing! Ahaaaa!

Making Out

After Making Out

• Wow, that was amazing.
• You actually know what you're doing, I'm shocked.
• That was totally unexpected.
• Oh wow, Hopkins.

Before Making Out

• Soooo Jimmy...
• This is crazy, but...
• We should... you know...

Payback

• Oh hell no, trust I will get my lick back.

Puking

• Ew! (Vomiting)

Hit by a Dead Rat

• A dead rat! What the hell is wrong with you!
• (Shrieks) Absolutely disgusting! A rat? Seriously!
• Is that a rat?! (Screaming)

Helping Friend/Cliquemate

• I'm coming!
• Back off of them!
• Leave them alone!
• Hey, that's my friend!

Reacting

Seeing Something Cool

• Wow, that's really cool!
• O.M.G. that tight!
• Awesome!

Seeing Something Lame

• I'm not impressed.
• Nice try I guess.
• Whatever.

Vandalism

• What is wrong with you?
• You're gonna have to pay for that.
• Damn, who upset you!
• Didn't your folks ever teach you to not break things?!

Weapon Fired

• Don't hit me!
• What was that!
• Point that away from me!

Something in Store

• I should buy it.
• Ehhh, not my style.
• That'll definitely match my shoes.
• Wonder if they have it in my size.

Hit by Stink Bomb

• (Screaming) Who did that!?
• (Retching) I think I'm gonna be sick!

Tattling

• Sir, there's someone causing trouble.
• Ma'am, there's something going on over there.

Leading the Way

• Follow me!
• This way!
• I know the way, come on!

When Character does not Follow

• I said come on!
• Don't stand there! Let's go!

Whining

• It's not fair!

What's That?

• What is that?

Boy/Jimmy spotted in Girls' Dorm

• There's a boy in here!
• Ms. Peabody!!!
• Jimmy!! What are you doing in here!!
• (Screaming) Get this boy out of here!
• You're in the wrong dorm!
• Someone get Ms. Peabody! (Screaming)