Mission Dialogue

  • Hey, up there! On the balcony!
  • Earnest, your mother wants you to call her.
  • Can't hear youuuu!
  • Get him off the stage!
  • Check out the chump!
  • Haha! Look, it's Jimmy Jenkins! Hopkins, whatever his name is...
  • Obviously she's afraid of real men like us. Hahaha!
  • Hahaha! You're puny!
  • See? Told you he was a weakling!
  • Where did those jerks go?
  • Hey look at this. Maybe it's a switch or something.
  • Cool! Come on, there's gotta be more. Let's find 'em!
  • I don't get it.
  • There's gotta be a way to do this.
  • Hopkins, what are you doing here?
  • Hahahaha... hhaaaahhhhh!
  • This place sucks. Let's get out of here!
  • Yikes!
  • Help!
  • Mommy! I'm scared!
  • This is not fun anymore!
  • I can't get out!
  • I'm shut in!
  • I feel so lost.
  • Anybody?
  • Oww!
  • That didn't hurt!
  • Ow. I mean... hahaha!
  • Let's go Kirby!
  • Don't be afraid. Just go!
  • I don't like this at all.
  • Why did I go to this stupid Fun House?
  • Hell yeahhh!
  • Hey man, leave the Bullworth Bull alone!
  • Only Jocks beat the Bull!
  • You still any good mascot?
  • Dance. Now.
  • Nice work mascot boy.
  • Hahaha! Okay, you're off the hook!
  • Alright guys. Let's hit the showers.
  • You know what happens when you screw up!
  • I'll give you a little reminder to not suck!
  • I am so gonna kick ass in this game. I'm on the top of my game.
  • Heads up Ted!
  • Ted!
  • That is her for sure. I recognize the mole on her back.
  • Oh I guess Mandy isn't just for the team anymore.
  • Someone's gonna pay for this. Later.
  • Hey! I was looking at that you jerk.
  • Yeah. If anyone sees it you get in trouble.
  • Somebody help me!
  • Ah! I'm stuck!
  • I'm getting out of here.
  • Jimmy! Over here!
  • Thanks Jimmy!
  • The gym! How could you do it!?

Suggesting to provide protection

  • I'll watch your back, Hopkins.
  • Don't worry. Kirby will keep you safe.

ALLY About to Leave

  • I'm through being your bodyguard, Hopkins!
  • I'm tired of this stupid bouncer job!

ALLY Help Me

  • HEY! He needs help!
  • Help him out!

When passing the ball

  • Interception!

Getting knocked off bike

  • Crud!
  • That sucks.

Comment on successful bike trick

  • Nothing special...
  • I can do that!

Comment on failed attempt at trick

  • Hahaha! Now that's funny!
  • Hahaha! I wish I can rewind it and see it again!

Stealing a bike

  • Move it, wimp!
  • That's mine, wimp!

Has bike stolen from

  • I'll be back, wimp!
  • Lucky shot!


Winning a fight

  • Woo aha! K-I-R-B-Y!
  • Ahaha!

Bumped Into

Friendly Terms

  • Oh, sorry.
  • Excuse me.

Unfriendly Terms

  • Do you want your face pounded in?!
  • How do you like me to pound you?!
  • Are you an idiot?!
  • Get off, moron!
  • Watch it, wimp!
  • Hey, spaz!
  • Get off me, spaz!
  • (After Jimmy's expelled) Oohhh I'm gonna pound you, loser!

Bumped into Townie

  • Ugh! What's that smell?!

Bumped into Greaser

  • Disgusting hair, jerk!

Bumped into Nerd

  • Wanna die?

Bumped into Preppy

  • Start running, wimp!

Getting hit with bike/car

  • I'm gonna kill whoever did that!
  • That was dumb of somebody!
  • Don't worry! I'm not dead!

Saying Goodbye

  • Alright, I'm outta here.
  • Hey, I'm gonna scope some girls.

Saying about carnival

  • Aha that was awesome!
  • Ah, that was so lame!

Calling friends for help

  • Hey! Get a load of this!
  • Come and take a look, guys!


  • Come here to eat your pound cake!
  • I got a piece of pound cake for you, wimp!


  • Hopkins, you are such a wimp!
  • I'll see you soon, Hopkins!

Out of breath

  • Gotta hit the gym again... *Panting*

Walking around talking to himself

  • Where am I going right now...?
  • I gotta work out later.
  • S-Should I just go to the gym?
  • Maybe I can get Mandy a lone later.
  • Ms. Phillips sure has nice feet.
  • Why am I always looking at the cheerleaders' shoes?


  • Come on! This is so uncool!
  • I'm so tired of this kind of thing going on!

When confused

  • Sure! Thats...! Yeah...? What...?


  • Yeah! Who's the man?! You are!
  • You rock, baby! Yeah!

During a conversation

  • Yeah, but...
  • Cool and..
  • I heard Ms. Phillips will invite you to her house for private lessons.
  • The rumor is that Hopkins is trying to get everyone fight each other.
  • I heard that Edna is gonna quit if she can't get a vacation.
  • The big gossip is The Preps and The Greasers are gonna try and take each other out.
  • I heard that all of Crabblesnitch's pets end up in Edna's meat locker. Heh heh.
  • You hear that Lola has been two timin' her blind moron boyfriend.
  • The word is that the new kid thinks he can rule Bullworth by spring. Heh.
  • You heard that half of last year's Carnies died from some rare disease?
  • I heard one of The Preps is gonna suicide bomb The Greasers.
  • There's a rumor that someone is going to screw up the game.
  • I know someone sabotaged the game!
  • I think Hopkins was the one who burned down our gym!
  • No wayyy.
  • You kidding.
  • For real!? Woah...
  • Holy frijoles!
  • Man, I hope Ted doesn't make me wide receiver this year...
  • Ted is always looking down on me I can tell.
  • I think the other guys think I'm just Ted lite.
  • Could the guys be laughing at me behind my back?
  • Whatever dude. Get over it.
  • What do you expect? Life sucks!
  • You call that a problem! Don't waste my time!
  • Yeah, yeah. I can hear the violins wailing already... geez!
  • It's not like the old days. All The Nerds get ahead now.
  • Time was... a guy who was a great in sports was top dog forever. Not now.
  • I hate how The Nerds are always the ones who become famous.
  • Just cause I can play sports doesn't mean anything off campus.
  • Bye.
  • See you.
  • Later.
  • I'm gonna win that football game single-handed this year.
  • The guys really rely on me these days.
  • I'm was the youngest in Bullworth history to get a varsity letter.
  • Every girl in this school wants to go out with me.
  • Yeah? Cool!
  • Yeah-haha! Wicked!
  • Okay, nice!
  • Hey, have you ever sneaked into the girl's lockeroom?
  • Have you ever spent lecture hanging out in john?
  • You haven't seen Edna in her underwear, have you?
  • Ever see one of my amazing plays on the football field?
  • Hell yeah!
  • You bet!
  • Not a chance!
  • No, dude!


  • Make him sorry, guys!
  • Woo!