All Quotes

Mission Dialogue

  • Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa… that'll be five bucks each.
  • You go ahead, Jimmy. We'll take care of these guys.
  • whistles* He's over there, in the back!
  • On the balcony, sniper!
  • Say your payers, bitch!
  • This sucks. There's never anything good on TV.
  • I'm turning the magnet off!
  • Ahaha, you're too slow!
  • Slow bee!

Suggesting to provide protection

  • Yeah, okay. I'll stick around.
  • Okay, pal. I'll help you out.

ALLY About to Leave

  • I don't want to do this anymore. Fend for yourself, man.
  • Forget this. I'll see you around.

ALLY Help Me

  • Yo, Jim. Help me out!
  • I need some help, buddy!
  • Come on. Give me some paper or something. Help me out here!

Getting knocked off bike

  • Aw, crap.
  • Nobody saw that.

Comment on successful bike trick

  • Yeah, that was okay, I guess.
  • Ha. Oh, okay. You did okay.

Comment on failed attempt at trick

  • Uhh... I hope you're not hurt. *chuckles*
  • I guess you're just not as good as you thought.

Stealing a bike

  • I'm taking this whether you like it or not.
  • This is mine now. Get used to it.

Has bike stolen from

  • Ho ho... you're so dead!
  • You just signed your own death warrant, pal!


Winning a Fight

  • Wooo! Hahahahaha!
  • Aw yeah, this rules!

While fighting

  • This is too easy!
  • Come on! You wanna get real now?!
  • Show me your stuff, man!
  • Oh yeah? You're in for a treat!

Fighting a Jock

  • Alright, coach, here's a lesson in pain for you!

Fighting a Nerd

  • You'll have time to do your homework - this is gonna be real quick!

Fighting a Prep

  • Guess your new threads are gonna get blood all over them!

Starting a fight

  • You ain't tough, scumbag!
  • Who wants to get wrecked?!
  • I'm ready to cause some real damage!
  • I don't lose people!
  • I can destroy anyone! ANYONE!

Hit by friendly fire

  • Ah, damn! What the hell?
  • Don't hit me, pal, I'll be gone like a flash.
  • Hey! Don't do that to me!
  • What's the idea? Leave it alone, man!

When Humiliated

  • You dumb S.O.B! You're a dead man!
  • This is gonna come back around, pal!

Knocked Out

  • Crap... ooh...
  • Oh no... Damn it...
  • You... little.. S.O.B....
  • I can't believe this, I've lost...
  • Ah, you cheap mother...
  • Ah... I'll be back.

Bumped Into

Friendly Terms

  • Sorry.
  • Oops... my fault.
  • Sorry about that.

Unfriendly Terms

  • Hey, watch it!
  • Outta the way!
  • Hey, my hair!
  • Don't that again.
  • Watch yourself.
  • You got a problem?
  • What's up, jerk?

Bumped into Townie

  • Out of my way.

Bumped into Jimmy (expelled)

  • Out of my way, traitor.

Bumped into Jock

  • Hey, sport-o! Move!

Bumped into Nerd

  • Watch it, brain.

Bumped into Prep

  • Careful... don't get your nice clothes dirty.

Getting hit with bike/car

  • Who did it?!
  • Come on! Who wants a problem?!
  • Someone's gonna get hurt here!

Saying Goodbye

  • Jim. I think you... crap, I gotta run.
  • So, you think that Lola is... uh, you know what? I gotta go.
  • You know, I really like... uh, never mind. See ya.

Saying about carnival

  • That was pretty damn cool, man!
  • Right on! Let's do it again!

Calling friends for help

  • Okay, boys! I need your muscle here!
  • Come on out, guys! Let's do this!


  • You're going down hard, pal!
  • Keep running! I'm just getting more angry!


  • Oh, you're so dead, Hopkins! Dead!
  • You little snot! I'll get you still! I don't forget!

Out of breath

  • Whew! Whew! Damn it!

Walking around talking to himself

  • Man, maybe scoring with so many chicks is getting boring? Nah. *chuckles*
  • Gotta remember to fix that carburetor.
  • How could she of said that...? I'm totally a nice guy!
  • Well, that's what happens when you're as cool as me.
  • I don't care what they think of me. I'm a cool dude and a nice guy... I know I am.
  • Well, if they want a shock, I'll give it to them. The best damn big block they'll ever see.


  • It just makes me so crazy, you know?
  • Oh, I hate that crap. I HATE IT!!

When confused

  • What the heck is that?


  • Good job!
  • Right on!

During a conversation

  • Oh, hey, check this out.
  • Okay... hey, listen.
  • So, all the new dogs are getting in. Gary was talking about one of them being pretty cool.
  • So, there's some new kid making waves around the school.
  • I heard he's trying to get with Pinky.
  • Don't tell anyone, but I think Lola is up to no good...
  • I heard that Hopkins' gonna sort out the Jocks next. I can't wait.
  • So, now everybody love his Hopkins kid! What a crock.
  • I know he's bad news, period.
  • Looks like Gary was right: Hopkins is nothing but a scheming, selfish jerk!
  • If you drop out of school, your life is pretty much over. Better to stay in, even if you suck.
  • Jocks won't be messing with us, they know will give him too much grief.
  • Cheerleaders are easy. I've read enough magazines to know it's true.
  • The teachers are always on my case, it's such a hassle, man.
  • Man those Nerds are so damn annoying, it's like they're being dorky on purpose just to make you beat them.
  • He said he should've know better than to mess with us and he'd never been beaten so badly in his life.
  • Yeah, whatever.
  • Sure, if you say so.
  • Okay, that's great.
  • Huh?! Who gives a crap.
  • Well, I guess I'm not the nicest guy around, but who's counting, right?
  • Yeah, you know, I hate all those clean, nice kids who think they got everything all figured out.
  • What's wrong with kids now, man? They're all such a wimps and dorks.
  • When I picked a fight with that boxer... I did lose, but come on, I was tired, you know?
  • Yeah, deal with it.
  • Ah, so what? No big deal.
  • Okay.
  • Well, you've got problems.
  • Whatever.
  • This place doesn't appreciate a man who can work with his hands.
  • So, what's wrong with broads lately? They all just shrug me off.
  • I can't understand why kids wouldn't want to learn how to fix things, you know?
  • Yeah, so when that broad told me she wanted to dump me, I beat her to it.
  • See ya.
  • Later.
  • Okay, so long.
  • Well, I'm pretty good with the women... that's for sure.
  • Yeah, I'm probably the best mechanic around.
  • So, I said this year's gonna be my best year when it comes to the ladies.
  • How much do you wanna bet I'm gonna be getting some girl in less than an hour?
  • Hm...
  • Yeah, sure.
  • What?
  • Oh, yeah. Okay.
  • Ever ridden a real bike?
  • You ever change the tire?
  • Bet you never rebuilt an engine.
  • Do you ever race?
  • Nah.
  • Sure.
  • Mmm...
  • Ah... yeah. Okay.



  • You're gonna lose and I'm not!
  • Who's the loser? You!
  • Oh, you better be ready!
  • Look at these suckers: they've got nothing!
  • We don't have to worry about this stupid group of kids.
  • Like you dorks have a chance at this?


  • I am the king!
  • Who's the best? Me!
  • Right on!


  • I should have freakin' won that!
  • I can do better! I know it!
  • Yeah, so what? I lost. I don't even care.
  • What's wrong with you jerks? Don't you guys want to win? Huh? Do you?
  • Stupid losers! You're all just a bunch of gimps!

Kicked in the groin


Spat on

  • You're gonna pay for that!

Watching a fight

  • Aw, this is like a couple of four years old!
  • Are you guys gonna start fighting or what?!
  • What the hell is this?! Are these two friends?

Hit by sneak attacks

  • Who did it?! I'm not playing around! WHO DID IT?!
  • Okay, that's not funny! Be a man now!

Fire Alarm

  • Wow fire, FIREEE!!


  • You're not gonna do anything stupid, are you?
  • You don't wanna get crazy. I'm an important person around here.
  • Well, we might be in for a treat tonight.

Food Fight

  • It's over - pass the french fries!

Watching a freak show

  • These people are just... weird.

Receiving a gift

  • Thanks, Jim. You're a good guy.
  • Aha, yes. That's what I needed.

Demanding money

  • Give me the money or you don't go home this summer.
  • Okay, you give me the cash and you live.
  • You want to bleed? If not, pay up.


  • Whatchu got for me, huh, Jimmy?
  • You need backup, but I've got something I want.

After getting money from his victim

  • Good job - you're learning.
  • You made the right choice, bud.
  • Smart move.

Giving a gift

  • This is for you, my friend.


  • Hey, 'sup?
  • How's it going?

Greeting authority

  • Lookin' good, miss.
  • What's up, teach?

Complimenting clothes

  • Nice threads, pal.
  • Nice 'do, man. Lookin' good.
  • Ah, so you like shoes?
  • Whoa, that's a sweet tattoo.


  • Hey, toots.


  • Lookin' good.
  • You still got it, pal.

Requesting an errand

  • I need you to do this for me, alright?
  • So, this is the deal: I need you to do it right.
  • Look, I hate to ask, but I need your help, man.
  • I really need you to help me, man.

Being indignant

  • What's the big idea?
  • Why the hell'd you do that?
  • Oh, somebody wants a beatin', do they?

Greeting when scared

  • Uh, huh... hi...


  • What a loser! It makes me so damn angry!
  • I just go crazy when I think about that scum!
  • I don't even want to talk about them!


  • Hahaha, ahahaha!
  • Ahaha, that's good!


  • Oh, I'll destroy 'em!

Hit by a thrown dead rat

  • Who is this nasty, throwing rats?

When greeting someone in bad terms

  • Shut up, punk.
  • Don't push it.
  • You've got a big mouth.

When greeting someone in good terms

  • How you doin', Jim?
  • Hey, buddy.
  • Hey, kid.


  • Look, I'll change. You can understand that, can't you?
  • Oh, I just really wanted to stay out of trouble this year, man.
  • Don't you think you're going to feel bad if you beat me?

Aiding in a fight

  • Get your hands off them!
  • Let 'im go, now!

Perceiving a thing as cool

  • Sweet, man! This is sweet!
  • Aw, cool! I'm likin' this!

Perceiving a thing as crap

  • This is just stupid.
  • Well, I'm ready to get out of here.

When seen vandalism

  • Leave it! Don't do that!
  • Why are you doing that?
  • You little runt! That's not yours to ruin!

Hit by a stink bomb

  • This is horrible! Who the hell would do this?

Suck up

  • Okay, I'll do whatever you want. Please, don't do anything to me!
  • Look, you gotta let me go. I've got a date to go on, man!
  • Just leave me alone, okay? Leave me alone!


  • I can give you all the details about it - I promise.
  • I saw the whole thing with my own eyes.


  • Aw, go to hell!
  • Oh, yeah? How 'bout this?
  • Hey, jerk, you see this?
  • Got this just for you, pal.
  • Hey, check this out!
  • Eat dirt, sucker!
  • Okay, I'm gonna hurt you, now!
  • Get ready to cry!
  • It's time to get busted up, pal!
  • You should be scared: I'm going to destroy you!
  • What's that?
  • I'll rip you in half, pal.
  • Don't push me - not today.
  • You think you're untouchable? You ain't.
  • What are you trying to say, kid?
  • You lookin' to get hurt, pal?
  • Don't be stupid, buddy.

Ignoring fight/Accepting apologize

  • Aw, I don't have time for fighting, man.
  • You know what? I don't need this hassle.
  • Forget it, I'm bored of this.

Insulting the new kid

  • Hey, kid. The name's Master. Remember it!
  • Yeah, you look real cool.

Insulting Jimmy (expelled)

  • So, you hit rock bottom, did ya? Serves you right, punk.
  • Try to look cool all you want, you're still a little douche.

Commenting on bad clothes

  • What the hell do you have on your head?


  • You still think you're tough?
  • Yeah, so now who's cool?
  • You still want to be a big shot?
  • I bet you're gonna cry, ain't ya?
  • Get a job!


  • Okay, no, no - c'mon, lay off!
  • Get outta here, man! I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
  • I don't wanna do this anymore, please!

Ignoring taunt

  • Whatever, man. I'm not scared. This is dumb.
  • Yeah, big deal.

Leading the way

  • I know the way! C'mon!
  • C'mon, this is the way!

Going the wrong way

  • No, no, no, no, no. It's not that way, pal.
  • Where are you going?
  • Not that way, man.


  • Thanks, kid.
  • Thanks a lot.


Getting a swirly

  • No! No! No! No!
  • Not the hair!
  • Don't do this, c'mon! Please!

After getting a swirly

  • I've gotta do something about this...
  • I feel like such a sucker...
  • This is not over...


  • This... is too much for me...

Physical bullying

  • Ahaha, hahaha!
  • C'mon! Fight back! Fight back!
  • What are you gonna do, huh?


  • Yeah! That's some sweet stuff!
  • I'm gonna get some of that! Right there!
  • These are so pansy.
  • Yeah, right on!
  • Oh, yeah! That's the way!
  • Hahaha, we got this!
  • Aw, this just sucks.
  • What the heck is that?
  • Hey, what are you doing?

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