Suggesting to provide protection

  • Sure, alright. I got your back.
  • No problem. I'll do what I can.

ALLY About to Leave

  • I'm done, man. I'm gonna go.
  • I can't take more of this, I'm history.

Getting knocked off bike

  • Are you there? Or what...?
  • Come on, get my back!

Unused comment on successful bike trick

  • Wow, cool!

Has bike stolen from

  • Ouch. That was painful, man.
  • That really hurt.

Comment on successful bike trick

  • Wow, you're crazy.
  • Where'd you learn that?

Comment on failed attempt at trick

  • laughing*
  • Look at you now!

Stealing a bike

  • Time to get off!
  • I'll take this one.
  • You don't need a bike, loser.
  • Go jump off a cliff or something.

Has bike stolen from #2

  • Hey, what are you doing?!
  • Nobody touches my bike!
  • Bring my damn bike back!

Winning a fight

  • [in a singsong voice:] Watch this!
  • I am the man!

When a Greaser bumps into him (unused)

  • Y'all can't get enough of me!

When a friend bumps into him

  • Sorry, man.
  • No hard feelings.
  • You alright?
  • Didn't see ya.

When other students or enemies bump into him

  • Get out of my way!!
  • You BLIND?!
  • You asleep?!
  • Watch where ya going!
  • What was that?
  • Don't make me mad, loser.
  • You're rude!
  • Wake-UP, LOSER!

When a Dropout (or Jimmy in their clothes) bumps into him

  • Don't come near me, you dirty bum!

When Jimmy bumps into him after being expelled

  • Funny bumping into you, bozo.

When a Greaser bumps into him

  • Don't ever touch me, or I'll hurt you!

When a Nerd bumps into him

  • Watch it, nerdboy.

When a Prep bumps into him


Getting hit with bike/car

  • Aw, you coulda killed me with that!
  • You psycho! Watch it!
  • Careful with that thing!

Saying Goodbye

  • Uhh, I need to go to work.
  • I gotta go do some drills.
  • I'm hungry, Jimmy. Gotta get a snack. See ya.

Sayings about rides

  • I always loved this carnival.
  • That was an awesome ride.

Calling friends for help

  • Somebody help!
  • I need some assistance here!

When chasing someone

  • I'm gonna kick your ass.
  • Stop running, you little bastard.

When someone hides from him

  • That's right, Jimmy. Run and hide.
  • Go on, Jimmy. Get outta here.

Out of breath

  • Bastard. He's getting away.

Walking around talking to himself

  • There's gotta be a career out there for me. Make lots of money and don't have to think.
  • Working out 4 hours a day is worth it. I got beautiful muscles.
  • Why can't there be a school just for gym?
  • People like me should have people to do the thinking for me, so I can work out.
  • Who needs an education when you've got abs like mine?
  • I wonder what were in those supplements Mr. Burton gave me. They sure seem to work though.
  • It's just a big bunch of BS, and I don't have to put up with it.


  • I don't like it.
  • It's crap, you know? Yeah, crap.

When confused

  • Wait... W-wait a minute.


  • Not bad! Nnoooot baaad!
  • That's cool!

During a conversation

  • Oh, I almost forgot.
  • So check this out.
  • Someone said that they'd have wrestling matches instead of elections for student council.
  • I heard that Yum Yum Market keeps selling out of eggs. I wonder why.
  • The Greasers think Norton's tough because he works demolition. Ha ha.
  • So everybody's been kicking it with Lola, huh?
  • Mandy just keeps giving, doesn't she? You see the latest pictures, man?
  • I heard Jimmy's gonna do something super cool. I can't wait to see what it is.
  • Gary says it's all Jimmy's fault.
  • I heard that Russell got into a fight the other day, and couldn't remember why afterwards!
  • Did you know that that nutjob Max is walking around with a baton in his pants?
  • I bet Dr. Watts hasn't gotten it in a long time. Wait, you think he's a virgin?
  • Somebody told me Ms. Phillips sometimes comes to school not wearing any panties. Can you tell?
  • Gary's been saying all sorts of things about Hopkins.
  • I heard they're gonna change the wrestling uniforms again.
  • I know. I heard that.
  • You gotta be joking.
  • No freaking way.
  • That is whack.
  • It's hard to be a Jock. Everyone thinks you gotta be funny all the time.
  • I try to do my homework. I'm just not strong enough.
  • I could be the star of the team, if only I had better sneakers.
  • How come I can't be the kid who's both really strong and really smart?
  • Hey, don't worry about it!
  • If you go down, I go down.
  • It's not a big deal.
  • Come on. Snap out of it.
  • Gotta get outta this place, it's a prep prison.
  • Teachers lie. We can't be anything we wanna be. Look at them.
  • My parents just want me to be 'successess'. They can't even say it right. Heh heh.
  • Can't trust nobody. Not even your own crew sometimes.
  • Check you later.
  • Catch you later.
  • Later.
  • My biceps are feeling nice and hard.
  • I finally got this cool shirt. I'm sleeping with it every night.
  • I actually got a decent grade the other day in a class that wasn't gym.
  • Guess what? I wrote my own words in my last paper.
  • Definitely, man.
  • It is all good.
  • It's cool. It's cool.
  • You are the man.
  • Hey, did you ever do your own math homework?
  • Have you ever made out with a fat girl?
  • Did you ever break a guy's wrist in arm wrestle?
  • Ever do 50 pushups with a girl sitting on you?
  • Yeah, man. For sure.
  • Of course, you kidding me?
  • Nah, but maybe I will.
  • Nah, it's not me, man.

Losing in Dodgeball

  • This can't be. Just can't.
  • This is not happening, man.
  • How the hell did that happen?
  • Come on, guys. How did that happen?
  • Wow, we actually lose?
  • Oh man, how embarrassing!


  • Yuck! What is that!

Hit by friendly fire

  • Why you gotta be a retard?
  • Don't do stupid crap like that.
  • Don't hit me, dude.

While fighting

  • You're gonna wish you weren't born!
  • I'm gonna make you beg!
  • I'm gonna hurt you!
  • You're going down!

Losing a fight

  • Aaah… please… stop now… aaah…
  • Ah… that's enough, alright? Ah…
  • Ooh, wow, I'm really hurtin' here.
  • Somebody… throw in the towel, please…
  • I want my mommy!
  • Ah… I need a doctor!

Starting fight with Dropout

  • I'm gonna crush you like a little, tiny ant!

Starting fight with Greaser

  • I'm gonna make you cry, Greaseboy!

Starting fight

  • Been waiting for this!
  • What the heck, I'm bored!
  • You ain't worth it, but oh well!
  • Got nothing else to do!

Starting fight with Nerd

  • You little worm-boy!

Starting fight with Prep

  • I love hurting rich boys!

Kicked in the groin

  • AHHaha-ah! Ah man, my little friends!

Taken down and spit on

  • You psychopath!

Watching a fight

  • Bite him, man! Bite him!
  • Get him good!
  • Hahaha! Get him!

When someone hit him

  • Was

When the fire alarm goes off

  • Haha, fire alarm!

When flustered

  • Wait, dude. It's cool. It's cool.
  • No, no. It's no problem.
  • Listen man, you're cool.

Starting food fight

  • This food is crap anyways!

Suggesting to buy his property

  • Hey dude, check what I got.
  • Hey Jimmy, check this out.

Talking about freaks

  • Man those freaks are freaky, and not in the good way, you know?

Receiving a gift

  • That'll do.
  • That's more like it.

Demanding money

  • You are gonna pay up.
  • I need money. Now.
  • Jimmy. Pay up or suffer.

Demanding money for protection

  • Dude, sure. But you gotta pay me.
  • Alright. If you wanna give me what you want.

When getting money from his victim

  • Good boy, Jimmy.
  • They're right. You really are a wimp.
  • Good call, Jimmy. Good call.

Giving a gift

  • Come on, take it.

While greeting friends

  • Yo.
  • What's up?
  • What's going on?

While greeting authority

  • How are you, ma'am?
  • Hello, sir.

Special greetings friends

  • Hey man, looking cool.
  • What's happening? Where'd you get that cool hat?
  • How are you doing? Got some nice shoes, huh!
  • Good to see you, man. That shirt is tight.

When flirting

  • Hello, honey.


  • Those muscles are rock-hard, man.
  • (imitating female voice) “Oooh Luis, those are the hardest muscles I ever saw!”

Requesting an errand

  • Alright, listen up. I'll tell you what's going on.
  • All right, Jimmy. This is how it is.
  • Hey Jimmy. I need you to do something.
  • Hey Jimmy, uh, you think you can do me a favor?

Being indignant

  • What do you think you're doing?
  • Hey, what was that?
  • Ahaha! Nice try!

Greeting Jimmy nervously

  • Uhh, hi!

Insulting enemies

  • Do you get used to being a loser?
  • Get outta here, retard.
  • You suck.

Suggesting to play Keep-Ups

  • Hey Hopkins, let's play Keep-Ups.
  • I bet I can beat you in Keep-Ups.
  • Wanna play Keep-Ups for cash?

After winning in Keep-Ups

  • Like this.
  • This is how you do it.


  • Ahahhaaha...sucker!
  • Ahahahhaha...that's funny!


  • That little retard's gotta pay big time for that!


  • just belching*

Hit by thrown dead rat

  • Throwing rats? You're sick!

While greeting someone in bad terms

  • Get lost, dipstick.
  • You are nothing.
  • Hopkins, piss off.

While greeting someone in good terms

  • Hey Hopkins, how are you?
  • It's Jimmy, hey!
  • What's up, Jimmy?

When scared

  • Uh, come on. You don't want to humiliate me...please!
  • Why you gotta be rough?
  • Come on. You don't have to be a jerk to be cool.

Aiding a fight

  • Don't even think about it, loser.
  • You're gonna be sorry.

Perceiving a thing as cool

  • Hell yeah!
  • Now that's what I'm talking about!

Perceiving a thing as crap

  • Whatever, dude.
  • That's retarded, man.

While seen vandalism

  • Hey, you! What are you doing?!
  • Don't do that! Stop!

When finished the work

  • Oh wow, haha. Do that again.
  • Cool. Come back any time.
  • You know me. All about the business.

Hit with a stink bomb

  • coughs* Man that *coughs* that stinks.
  • Dude...that smells like Juri's armpits or something...

Clothes browsing

  • Nice! Real nice!
  • Whoa, this is smooth!

When sucking up

  • Did I ever tell're my hero?!
  • Man, you're like the toughest guy at the school, you know that?
  • Everyone's afraid of you. Even me.
  • You think you cool or something?

Informing the crime

  • Man, you know I ain't no snitch, but I have to tell you this.
  • I can't believe someone would do that. I hope you gonna fix it.

Taunting #1

  • Where's the rotten fish? Oh, it's you!
  • Feeling good in your safety diaper?
  • Wow, what happened to your face?
  • You're not sucking your thumb today.
  • Did you get hit with the wimp stick? Hahaha.
  • Wimp! Hahhaha!
  • You wanna piece of me?
  • You ready for me?
  • You want me to teach you a lesson?
  • You're making me want to hurt you.

Ignoring a fight

  • Hey, didn't mean no harm, man. Didn't mean nothing by it, really.
  • Just chill. Just jokes man, jokes.
  • Just kidding around, man. Kidding around.

Shove taunts

  • You like that, huh? You like that?
  • Come, punk. Come here.
  • I bet you gonna cry now, aren't you?
  • Come on. You know it's funny.

New kid

  • Hey, new face. Welcome to paradise!

Insulting clothes

  • You got the threads, but you still look like a clown.

Insulting hair

  • What does it feel like to know you're a total loser?

Bump into after expelled

  • Trying to be cool, Hopkins?

While crying

  • This is... this is just not fair.

Comebacks after being taunted

  • Anybody hear anything? I don't.
  • Yeah, yeah, yeah.
  • Who are you again?
  • Whatever, pipsqueak.

Other taunts and insults

  • Yeah, right back at you.
  • Yeah, I have a few things I wanna do to you, too.
  • Bring it on.
  • Anytime, boy-toy. Anytime.
  • Oh, look at who thinks he's tough.
  • Come over here and say that.

Getting bullied

  • Okay, I get it. Just don't hurt me!
  • Violence is not necessary here, man.
  • Aw dude, no need to get all aggro.

Saying this way

  • It's this way, dude.
  • Come on, this way.

When thanks of Jim

  • Cool Jimmy, thanks.

After getting swirlie

  • Just kill me...somebody.
  • I'm sooo done.
  • So humiliating.

While getting swirlie

  • You don't wanna do this, PLEASE!

When winning Dodgeball

  • Come on, grandma!
  • Don't hurt yourself! Aha!
  • You KNOW you suck!

Insulting in bicycle race

  • You guys are LOSERS!
  • You don't have a chance!
  • Give it up, jerks!

Laughing at a headdress

  • You think you tough with that stupid hat, huh, princess?

When thanks of someone

  • Thanks!

Winning an individual fight

  • Ha ha! Don't act surprised, bitch!
  • How do you like me now?
  • I'm used to winning, y'know!

After being humiliation

  • You're gonna pay for this!
  • Come on, I get the message, alright?!

When winning Dodgeball with his team

  • Alright!
  • We're the best!
  • In your face, losers!

When physically bullying of someone

  • That's what you get for having an ugly face!
  • And you can't do nothing about it, jerk.
  • Who's a little whiny jerk now, huh?
  • Haha! I love doing this to you!

Saying wrong way

  • Where the heck are you going?
  • Uhm... wrong way, Jimmy.

When whining

  • That crap just ain't fair!

Saying about unknown thing

  • What's that, dude?

WTF with TV

  • Dude, I was watching that crap!