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Machaley Edgemon is a character made by Westside JDM

NOTE: If you repeat the quotes with a British accent, it represents the character's personality more.

Wandering around

  • "Fiona thinks I'm a dumb blonde? She doesn't even know when somebody wants her to shut up!"
  • "I can't believe that idiot Bryce was betrothed to me. He's too stupid to be worth associating with."
  • "Mr. Burton is a perv and a half. I bet he's a predator."
  • "Bloody hell! I have a date with Bryce later today, should I cancel or not?"

Watching a fight

  • "My money's on the tall guy!"
  • "The prefects are going to see you guys."
  • "Chill the bloody hell out!"
  • "Oh my god! blood!"


  • "Did you hear that Pinky dumped Derby? Bad idea if you ask me."
  • "Why do people call me a giant? I'm 5'10, not 10'5"
  • "I heard Hopkins is sneaking into the girls dorm at night, I don't even want to know why."
  • "I heard Derby and Johnny are going to have a fight next week, my money's on Johnny."

Responding to conversation

  • "Oh really? Tell me something I don't know."
  • "Lame."
  • "Like I haven't heard that before."
  • "Whatever floats your boat."

Reacting to Public display of affection

  • "Quit it!"
  • "You guys make my skin crawl."
  • "Disgusting! Get a room!"
  • "Make it stop!"
  • "There's no need for that!"
  • "I hate love."

Knocked out

  • "*sobs* When I get up... It's the end of the world for you."
  • "You better run... far far away... because Derby and Bif are gonna hear about this..."
  • "My skirt... It's been ripped..."
  • "That really hurt! Why did you do that?"
  • "*Sniffs* Why did you hit me?..."
  • "What the bloody hell has gotten into you?..."

Hit by a bike

  • "My blouse! It's been ruined!"
  • "Who do you think you are?!?!"
  • "Who the devil taught you how to ride that?"

Hit by a car

  • "Hit and Run!!"
  • "My face!!"
  • "Who the bloody hell taught you how to drive?"

Has a rat thrown at her

  • "*Screams* Oh. my. god; I need to BURN these clothes!"
  • "Bloody hell! I hate rats!"
  • "I can't stand this god-foresaken shit-hole any longer!"

Reacting to tagging

  • "That is illegal, stop it at once!"
  • "Give it up Da Vinci!"
  • "This isn't the ghetto, this is a school."

Don't hit

  • "Don't hit me, you idiot!"
  • "Are you insane?"
  • "Tone down the hostility!"


Good terms

  • "How are you today?"
  • "Hello"
  • "How are you right now?"

Bad Terms

  • "Okay, who are you?"
  • "Do I know you?"
  • "I really don't want to talk to somebody as low-class as you"
  • "Scram!"
  • "Shoo!"

Greeted by/Greeting certain people

Greeted by/Greeting Audrey San Lorenzo

On bad terms

  • "Well if it isn't ol' black n' blue!"
  • "I'm not surprised to see you."
  • *Smirks* "How Pathetic."
  • "You lost a stupid little competition nobody knows about,for Christ's sake! cry me a river; cry me a fucking river."
  • "You came in second, get over it."
  • "You're almost an adult, and you're weeping about a childish competition? Give me a break!"

On good terms

  • "It was fun being declared Bullworth's finest girl, but now it's gotten to be boring."
  • "I didn't know you'd get all depressed because you lost."
  • "It's not even that big a deal being Bullworth's finest girl"
  • "Stop complaining, I still think you're really pretty."
  • "Second place isn't that bad, it's better than last."
  • "Listen, not every day is going to be a big victory."
  • "I still think you have really nice eyes."

Regarding Paige

  • "What the devil is wrong with your sister? All she does is insult me!"
  • "I have tried everything to be nice to her, but all she does is insult me!"
  • "I believe she called me a dumb blonde."
  • "She said a dumb blonde joke to me."
  • *Audrey laughing* "You bitch! You better tell your sister she better shut the bloody hell up, or I will not hesitate to take this into my own hands."


  • "Don't even get started, I will make you cry!"
  • "You're entering a room you can't leave!"
  • "You're making me angry!"


  • "Even gingers have souls!"
  • "Your hair and eyes make you look like you have no soul!"
  • "You hair looks like a downwards afro!"
  • "It's raining, and you'll probably drown before I do!"


  • "You're 5'3 so your I.Q is six less than mine!"
  • "You were probably beat a lot as a child, that's why you have blue eyes!"
  • "Your eyes are blue because you always are crying for attention!"

After getting roasted

  • *Face pinches* "You'll rue the day you first met me! YOU'LL RUE THE FUCKING DAY!"
  • *Storms off crying*
  • "How could you say that to me? You're the meanest person I've ever met."

Greeted by/Greeting Paige San Lorenzo


  • "Are you Audrey's sister?"

Being Insulted

  • "What did you just call me? you little scoundrel!"
  • "What? Are you insulting me?"
  • "Shut your mouth and keep it shut!"
  • "Are you saying things in other languages so I can't understand you?"

When tormented

  • *Growls* "How about I tell your sister what you're saying to me? She wouldn't be very happy to hear what you're saying to me, you little brat!"
  • *In angry tone* "Okay, that does it, I am going make sure Audrey does something about your unacceptable behavior, you ignorant little devil!"
  • *In angry tone* "Where's your sister? I want to have a little chat with her."


  • "You are so useless, all you can do is rely on your ugly sister for help!"
  • "Normally I'd feel like shit, but this is fun!"
  • "I don't know who's dumber, you or your stupid sister."
  • "You're probably adopted."

Being Bullied

  • "I cannot believe I'm being picked on by somebody who is literally a foot shorter than me."
  • *Sniffs* "You're going to be sorry you did this to me."
  • "But, but, I'm a cheerleader! This can't be happening to me!"

Greeted by/Greeting Taylor Silacci

On good terms

  • "Are you related to Audrey and Paige San Lorenzo?"
  • "Why are you so mean to Samantha? She's such a nice person."
  • "You have such nice eyes, I wish my eyes were as blue as yours."
  • "Your eyes match your cheer leading uniform."

On bad terms

  • "You are the real wannabe Audrey San Lorenzo."
  • "Your eyes are probably green, so you put in blue eye contact lenses because you idolize Audrey."
  • "How are you even a senior? You act like a little 8th grader and you are dumber than a bag of rocks."
  • "You probably are really strong, because you're so dumb!"
  • "Your dad's class is probably your only hope to be able to graduate this bloody shit-hole!"

Greeted by/Greeting Bryce Montrose

On good terms

  • "Hey Bryce."
  • "Do you know when our next date is?"
  • "You know, you're really not that bad of a boyfriend."

On bad terms

  • "Just when I thought today was going to get better, you come along."
  • "All you care about is that stupid boxing gym, and not me."
  • "Let's play the when will we go on a date game, I want to see if you can win or not."
  • "Why the bloody hell did daddy decide to force me to marry such a gorrilla like you?"

Greeted by/Greeting Talia Von Webber

On good terms

  • "When's the next poetry competition?"
  • "What kind of products do you use for your hair?"
  • "I like what you did with your hair."
  • "Is your hair naturally black?"

On bad terms

  • "Stop trying to be mysterious, everybody knows your secret."
  • "You have no friends, and you have no life."
  • "You don't even look like a actress, you look like a bitch."
  • "You really need to rethink the way you look on life."

Bumped into

On good terms

  • "Apologies"
  • "My bad"
  • "Excuse me."
  • "Don't bump into me just for the hell of it."

On bad terms

  • "Don't touch me!"
  • "Get AWAY from me!"
  • "Don't do it again."
  • "ExCUSE me!"
  • "Get lost!"
  • "This is probably the closest you'll ever get to touching a girl." (Says this to nerds)
  • "You stupid Twit!"

Flirted with

Good terms

  • "I already have a boyfriend, but he's too much of an idiot to even know how to kiss properly."
  • "I need a hug."
  • "You look like a great kisser."

Bad terms

  • "I'm not that tramp who will date anybody."
  • "Go bug Natalie, She wants a boyfriend more than I do."
  • "Go make out with Eunice. She's desperate to make out."

Flirted with by certain people

Flirted with by Jimmy

  • "I know you date Pinky, I wasn't born yesterday."
  • "Go bug the Marras, they'll kiss anyone."
  • "Go away Jimmy, I'm not going to fall for you."

Flirted with by Bryce Montrose

  • "This could get interesting."
  • "Finally, you've left that gym and realized you have a relationship to tend."

Kissing related

Before kissing

  • "Hmph, If I'm going to cheat on my fiance, I want to cheat with a good kisser."
  • "This is probably going to end with me getting caught by Bryce."
  • "This is going to be fun."

After kissing

  • "You're definatly better at kissing than Bryce."
  • "It was worth it."
  • "That was... Nice..."


  • "You won't outrun me for long! I play sports!"
  • "Keep running and I'll keep getting angrier!"
  • "You are so dead when I catch you!"
  • "You will NOT get away from me!"

Out of breath

  • *Hacking violently*
  • "I thought... I was... fast..."
  • "This... isn't... over yet..."

Hidden from

  • "I better not see your face ever again!"
  • "You got lucky!"
  • "You can hide, but you can't hide for very long!"

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