Mandy Wiles/Quotes

All Quotes

During missions

• I'll be right there... just have to get something from my locker.
• Those girls just don't appreciate what hard work it is to always be beautiful.
• belching*
• Hey! You! That's my answer sheet! Help! I'm being robbed.
• Oh my god, is that the cafeteria lady over there?
• Edna, what are you doing? You stink like cheap perfume... like did you drink a whole bottle or something?
• Oh my god Edna, I'm so sorry. Did you like cut your face when you shaved or something?
• How'd you get Dr. Watts to go out with you Edna? Like did you drug him?
• This is impossible!
• How am I supposed to know what a cosine is?
• I sure hope there's no math requirement for cheerleading college.
• Oh yes, miss.
• Would you be QUIET?!? I'm trying to get my beauty sleep.
• Is it the football team?
• There he is!
• Thank you Mister Hattrick!
• Yeah. I knew you guys didn't have the money. And MATH IS HARD!
• Don't worry, he'll be here soon... I'm sure.
• What happen to your hair!? Poor girl!
• Oh my god, that zit is totally noticeable.
• Keep trying... maybe one day you'll get it.
• Forgot to do your laundry again?
• Don't look at me!
• In your dreams!
• What's with your pants?
• Get away from me!
• ARE YOU FOLLOWING ME... you creep!?
• What are you doing?
• Stop following me, jerk!
• You're like totally following me, I'm so out of here.
• Stop following me you perverted creep!
• Oh my god, this is disgusting. I'll have to go change. Oh my god.
• I can't believe someone threw something like that at me.
• Can't wait to get out of these clothes.
• Hopkins! I see you there! You are so not getting away with this!
• This is much better. I hope it doesn't make me smell like a nerd.
• Why does this stuff always happen to me?
• Ah, much better... now I'm ready to dazzle everyone with my charisma and popularity again.
• Aaaahhhh!
• Eeeeeehhhhh!
• Don't touch me you perverted twisted sicko peeping Tom creepy son of a bitch!
• Get out of here you sleazy sick slimy pig! Get OUT!
• Some weirdo threw something at me. I just can't believe it.
• Um... could you like get out of our locker room?
• Come on - dance for us!
• Do your dance, mascot!
• Not bad! Maybe you should join to ours quad?
• You're so dorky! I love it!
• GO team! GO!
• Guys! The mascot were screw up again!
• Hey guys! Our mascot has been practiced enough?
• There's a whole bunch of them in the school!
• My reputation is ruined... please help me Jimmy, I'll do anything!
• Did you get them all yet, Jimmy?
• I'm so glad you're helping me, Jimmy...
• Oh, you are the sweetest boy ever!
• I'll show you that I mean it, Jimmy! Just give me a chance.
• kissing*
• You know... for a psychopath you're not a bad kisser!
• Yeah... for sure... bye, Jimmy...
• What is your problem?
• Guys! Ricky is been a pervert! Help me!
• Jimmy is that you? Thank you.
• I hope no one's getting hurt. Oh Jimmy, won't you save them?
• Where are the others? Is everyone okay?
• Is everybody safe? Oh my god, Jimmy! Please get them!
• Jimmy! The fire! Please get the fire!
• I think the flames are getting out of control!
• Jimmy! Please save the gym! Please!
• Ow, Jimmy! Thank you!
• I don't know but I saw some weirdo downstairs.
• Be careful, Jimmy!
• WHO do you think you are?
• I can't believe you used to be my friend.

Suggesting to go on a date

• Oh... that sounds like a great idea Jimmy!
• You and me Jimmy? *chuckles* Okay!
• Sure! We can hang out a bit!?

ALLY About to Leave

• Alright, I'm bored. Bye!
• You know I've got to wash my hair. See ya.
• It was fun but now IT'S OVER. Bye!

ALLY Help Me

• Jimmy! Help me!
• Jimmy! Are you going to protect me or what?!

Pinched in the bum

• Who do you think you are?!
• Oh my god! You're such a slizz!

Wandering around

• Oh my god! I think I broke a nail or something. Major emergency...
• I hope everyone's looking at me. Of course they're looking at me.
• Who should I humilliate and socially destroy today?
• I don't get it. What exactly is the gongshow anyways?
• Yeah, like he doesn't care? Of course he cares, I mean, just look at me...
• Mmm... Johnny Vincent is kinda cute. Why is he with that tramp Lola?

Conversing

• Anyways... let's talk about me.
• Oh, I just thought of something.
• Oh my god, Beatrice is such a dork. She thought she could hang out with me just because I copy my assigments from her.
• Did you see Pinky in that skirt? Ugh, poor girl, she's definitely getting fat.
• Can you believe Lola? I bet she's been with at least half the boys of the school just to make Johnny jealous.
• He obviously has the hots for me. Not that I can blame him, I mean, who doesn't, right?
• Miss Philips obviously used to be one of those weird drama club kids. No wonder she got divorced and had to become a teacher.
• Mr. Burton is such a nice man. He's always helping out with cheerleading practice, you know?
• Everyone who's not a total loser is voting for Ted in the student council election.
• Did you hear about that plant they keep in Harrington House? Those preps are so weird. If it wasn't for the money they'd be total nerds!
• Lola's got Johnny all wound up the poor guy. He should forget about that tramp and try out for the football team!
• It's not like anyone actually cares about the game, they're all there for the awesome cheeleading!
• Jimmy is just like, so cool! I heard Mr. Burton is going to make him captain of the football team.
• Can you believe that Jimmy psychopath? Gary was right about him all along!
• I heard the swim team shaves all their body hair!
• No one appreciates how much hard work it is to be this popular!
• The worst thing about being beautiful is that everyone's jealous, you know?
• I got this huge zit the other day; my life is over!
• I can't believe I had to sit next to that nerd Melvin! Like, doesn't anyone care about my feelings?!
• There are just so many losers in this world! It's so annoying!
• What is it with homework, anyways? Don't they know I have cheerleading practice?!
• Why do so many dweebs wanna talk to me? Don't they know I'm like, totally out of their league?
• There are just too many boys trying to get a date with me. It's such a hassle!
• I am so sure to get a cheerleading scholarship for college!
• I think I'm gonna ostracise Beatrice this week, she's been annoying me.
• I'm like, a natural born leader, that's why I'm the captain of the cheerleading squad.
• I'm guaranteed to pass math this year and I don't even have to study!
• It's like, I'm the queen of Bullworth. It's a lot of pressure, you know, but totally worth it.
• Maybe Lola's are bigger, but mine are definitely perkier... for sure.
• Have you ever had too many people ask you out on a date?
• Have you ever tried to imagine what it's like to be a nerd?
• Have you ever been to New Coventry?
• Have you ever copied someone's homework?
• Have you ever wondered what it'd be like to make out with Johnny Vincent?

Replying

• Yeah, like, I'm so sure.
• Oh my god! That can't be true.
• Are you like totally sure about that?
• That's totally believable!
• Look on the bright side, at least, I don't have that problem.
• Why do you always talk about your problems? How about MY feelings?!
• Could we talk about somethin' that's not boring?
• Well... isn't that nice?
• Wow, you are like, almost as cool as me!
• I'm sure you're real proud.
• Wow, isn't that nice?
• What a stupid question; of course I have!
• Nah! Never.
• Oh, for sure!
• Yeah, of course! All the cool kids have.

Bumped Into

Friendly terms

• Like, excuse me!
• Um... hello?
• Look where you're going, OK?

Unfriendly terms

• Don't even think about it, creepo!
• Yeah, I'm so sure!
• Oh my god! Did you just touch me?!
• You are such, a freak!
• Whatever!
• What's your problem?!
• Like, don't touch me!

Bumped into Jimmy after he's expelled

• You're such a loser!

Don't hit

• Could you be less of a dork, please?!
• God! Sometimes you're such a pain!
• Oh my god! Why'd you've to be such an idiot?!

Greeting

• Hi.
• Hello!
• Hiya!
• Hello, handsome.
• Hello, you...

Greeting authority

• Hello ma'm.
• Hi, sir. How are you?

Greeting with fear

• Ah... like... hello?

Saying goodbye

• I gotta go make Beatrice miserable. See you.
• I've to go and get myself a pedicure. Bye.
• You're not holding my interests. See you later.
• Bye-bye!
• Gotta go to practice, bye!
• See you later, OK?

Complimenting Appearance

• Jimmy! You dress way better than most of the dorks here!
• Like, that haircut is totally cool, Jimmy!
• Wow, nice hat!
• Where'd you get that shirt, Jimmy? It's awesome.
• I totally like your shoes, Jimmy!

Asking for a gift

• C'mon Jimmy, you know you're supposed to bring me a present.
• You have to show you really care.

After receiving a gift

• I guess I was wrong about you. Thanks.
• Oh, that's really nice. Thank you.

Before making out

• Jimmy, I'm a little cold. Would you give me a hug?
• Won't you come a little closer, Jimmy?

After making out

• That was cool. But don't tell anyone, okay?
• You know, Jimmy? I think I might like you!
• You just made out with the most popular girl at Bullworth!

Grooming

• God... I am so... hot!
• Eat your heart out boys...

Laughing

• Ha ha ha ha haaa... LOSER!
• (laughs)

Calling for help

• Help! Help! I'm being harassed!
• Would someone get this jerk off me?!

Fighting

• Just you wait!
• I'm a cheerleader and I'm gonna kick your ass!
• Oh? You think it's funny now...
• I'm gonna make you so sorry!

Chasing

• You're like SO DEAD!
• You can't outrun a cheerleader!

Out of Breath

• (Panting) I don't (panting) care...

Fight Instigated

• I'm a cheerleader and I'm ANGRY!
• I'm so going to hurt you!

Spit On

• Oh my god! You're like, totally sick!

Watching a fight

• Go, Bullworth! Go!
• Ha haa, look at those dorks fight!
• This is so much fun!

Seeing friend/cliquemate being attacked

• Hey! Don't do that to him!
• Why do you always have to fight?!

Knocked out

• Who beats up a cheerleader...?
• You are crazy and abusive... you know that?
• You have... serious problems...
• (whines) But... but... I'm popular...!

Complaining

• Oh my god! It's like the worst thing ever, I mean, can you believe it?!
• It's just so not right, you know? Like, how can anyone live with themselves doing something like that?!

Jeering

• You are like the biggest loser ever!
• Oh my god! You're such a NERD!
• You're the biggest social outcast at all of Bullworth!
• Oh my god! How can you even live with yourself?!

Taunting

• Loser!
• Reject!
• Social outcast!
• Nobody likes you!
• Dorkwad!
• Oh my god! You are such a jerk!
• Like, you're a total reject!
• (shoving) You're such a dork!
• (Shoving) And there's nothing you can do about it!

Taunting new kid

• Hey, new kid, don't ever talk to me, OK?

Taunting appearance

• Are you embarrased to look like that?
• Are you deliberately trying to be a social reject with that haircut?
• Oh my god! What happened to your pants?
• Like, did you make those shoes yourself?
• I'm so sorry about that shirt!
• Tattoos are for social rejects! Perfect for you!
• That hat's really unfortunate!

Flustered

• Um... like, OK, like... um...
• So... like, um, please calm down...

Taunted

• C'mon! You can't do that! I'm like, popular!
• Why are you being such a jerk?! To me!
• You know, you are like totally hurting my feelings!

Not intimidated by taunt

• Yeah like, whatever.
• Do I look like someone who cares?!
• Why don't you go be annoying someone else?
• Like, I bother with a nobody like you.

Comebacks after being taunted

• Oh yeah, whatever Mr. 'I'm such a jerk'!
• Oh yeah? How come you don't have any friends then, huh?
• You did not just talked to me in that tone of voice!
• Get over yourself!
• Oh look! Mr. 'I've been expelled a hundred times' thinks he's cool!
• You're like, the most pathetic jerk ever!

While getting swirlie

• OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! 
• Please! Please! Please, don't do that!

After getting swirlie

• OH MY GOD! I HOPE YOU DIE!

After being locked

• Oh my god! I can't believe you just did that!
• You can't do that to me! I'm popular!

Getting hit by bike/car

• Oh my god! Why did you do that?!
• Are you insane?!
• You are like totally out of control!

Getting hit by dead rat

• (Shrieks) A rat!

Getting hit by stink bomb

• (coughs) Oh my (coughs) god! (coughs).

Getting hit by sneak attack/projectile

• You can't just do that to the most popular girl!
• Oh yeah, very funny, guys...

Perceiving something as cool

• Ooh! That's pretty cool!
• Yeah... ok... that's nice!

Perceiving something as crap

• Two. Words. Totally. nerdy!
• Only losers would like that!

Seeing vandalism

• Why are you being such a psychopath?!
• Could you like not be a total jerk, please?!

Seeing weapon being fired

• It's not the four of July, you doofus!
• You are such a psycho!

Seeing someone tagging a wall

• Are you crying out for attention or something?!

Seeing boy in girls' dorm/bathroom

• Aaaah! Oh my god!
• (Shrieks)
• Aaaah! It's a boy! At the dorm!
• Having a little adventure, are we?

Disgusted

• Yuck! Like, sicky! Yuck!
• That's like, totally grody!

Payback

• Someone should like totally demolish that little jerk!

Tattling

• Like, oh my god! Could you like, do something about him?
• I can't believe he did it, but he totally did! And it's totally not allowed!

Commenting store clothing

• That is so ugly!
• I bet Lola would wear something like that.
• Oh, that's pretty cute. I'll make Ted buy it for me.
• I'm too good looking to wear something like that.

Confused

• This is just so confusing!

Congratulating

• Like, that's so cool!
• You totally rock!

When TV is turned off

• Hey, dorkwad, I was watching that!

Indignant

• Like, why do you have to be such a jerk?
• That's so totally not funny!
• Who do you think you are doing that to me?!