- I'll be a virgin until I die.
- Why was my dad a librarian and not a bank robber?
- This is how they educate people? It's no wonder this country's such a dump.
- Man, I gotta stop being such a wimp...
- Man, I've gotta learn karate or something.
- Adolecence is like being tortured for 5 years.
- Look out!
- Excuse me.
- Be careful.
- Watch it!.
- Give me a break.
- Are you blind or just dumb?
- Get out of the way.
- C'mon! Don't push me!
- Hey, chill out. Don't push me.
- Open your eyes, moron!
Agreeing not to fight
- Yeah, whatever. You're inbred.
- You ain't so tough!
- Have you learned to read yet?
- Everyone says your mom walks the streets.
- Hit me and you'll still be a moron.
- Jimmy's MY friend!
Fighting a Townie/Dropout
- C'mon! I hate Bullworth too!.
Fighting a Greaser
- Does the grease give you spots or do the spots cause the grease?.
Fighting a Jock
- I heard you guys like to smell each others caps.
Fighting a Nerd
Fighting a Prep
- Don't hit me, Jimmy!
- I thought we were buddies, you idiot.
- Get off me, Jimmy!.
- Jimmy, please!
- You're a good friend, Jimmy.
- Thanks Jimmy...you moron.
Watching a fight
- You're both idiots.
- You're real losers.
Out of breath
- Oh man, I gotta get checked out for my asthma
Kneed in the groin
- Ouch! Now I'll never be a dad!
- Ouch! Come onnn...
- Come on...don't kill me!
- That hurt, you moron!
- Well done...you're still a jerk.
- GET THE NURSE!
- Agghh...come on, stop!
- How you doin'?
- But But But OH MY BALLS!!!!
- Jimmy, I gotta go.
- Hey, Jim, I got some homework to do.
- Jimmy, forgive me, but I gotta go.
- You've got a genetic disorder.
- Your parents are brother and sister!
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