Pete Kowalski/Quotes

Wandering campus

• I'll be a virgin until I die.
• Why was my dad a librarian and not a bank robber?
• This is how they educate people? It's no wonder this country's such a dump.
• Man, I gotta stop being such a wimp...
• Man, I've gotta learn karate or something.
• Adolecence is like being tortured for 5 years.

Bumped Into

Friendly Terms

• Look out!
• Excuse me.
• Be careful.

Unfriendly Terms

• Watch it!.
• Give me a break.
• Are you blind or just dumb?
• Get out of the way.
• C'mon! Don't push me!
• Hey, chill out. Don't push me.
• Open your eyes, moron!

Agreeing not to fight

• Yeah, whatever. You're inbred.

While fighting

• You ain't so tough!
• Have you learned to read yet?
• Everyone says your mom walks the streets.
• Hit me and you'll still be a moron.
• Jimmy's MY friend!

Fighting a Townie/Dropout

• C'mon! I hate Bullworth too!.

Fighting a Greaser

• Does the grease give you spots or do the spots cause the grease?.

Fighting a Jock

• I heard you guys like to smell each others caps.

Fighting a Nerd

• C'mon, dork!.

Fighting a Prep

• You're inbred, rich kid!

Don't hit

• Don't hit me, Jimmy!
• I thought we were buddies, you idiot.
• Get off me, Jimmy!.
• Jimmy, please!
• You're a good friend, Jimmy.
• Thanks Jimmy...you moron.

Watching a fight

• You're both idiots.
• You're real losers.

Chasing someone

• Get back here!
• C'mere!

Out of breath

• Oh man, I gotta get checked out for my asthma

Kneed in the groin

• Ouch! Now I'll never be a dad!

Knocked out

• Ouch! Come onnn...
• Come on...don't kill me!
• That hurt, you moron!
• Well done...you're still a jerk.
• GET THE NURSE!
• Agghh...come on, stop!

Greeting

• Hey.
• How you doin'?
• Alright?
• But But But OH MY BALLS!!!!

Saying Goodbye

• Jimmy, I gotta go.
• Hey, Jim, I got some homework to do.
• Jimmy, forgive me, but I gotta go.

Jeering

• Loser.
• You've got a genetic disorder.
• Your parents are brother and sister!