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Conversing:

  • The nurse says Russell have over-active glands.
  • I stepped in something gooey.
  • I made him eat his chemistry project.
  • I hit him so hard he swallowed teeth.
  • I saw Mr. Galloway drink from little bottle, under bleachers.
  • Mandy let me see her belly-button.
  • I saw Johnny Vincent walk out of nudie club.
  • I kept him trapped in that locker for three days.
  • Russell hopes to smash 100 kids this semester.
  • The cafeteria food made me puke all night.
  • I smashed a clown's face at the carnival. Clowns scare me.
  • I wish my parents would un-divorce.
  • Shoe laces confuse Russell.
  • No one sell size 17 shoe.
  • You ever kick ball through brick wall?

Walking Around:

  • Russell would be barbarian king thousand years ago!
  • That meatball hero no match for my stomach!
  • Ha Ha! Atomic wedgie made him bleed.
  • What girl love Russell?
  • Inside Russell's thick skin, big heart of warrior poet!
  • Russell smashed him good!

Insulting:

  • Few brain!
  • Scuz face!
  • Puny ant!
  • Haha, stupid, haha.
  • No talk!
  • Cut it!
  • You're stupid!
  • Stupid, stupid-face!
  • Dork snot!
  • You like to eat fist?!
  • Butt face!
  • Puny weakling!
  • Insect!
  • (Middle Finger) Hey, lookie, lookie!
  • Bite me!

Shoving:

  • Russell SMASH stupid-face!

Physical Bullying:

  • Say "Russell Rules!" SAY IT!
  • You don't know what pain is!
  • Kneel before Russell!
  • DEESTROOOOOOOOY!!
  • Words stupid! Pulverizing GOOD!

Chasing someone:

  • Slow down so Russell can SMASH YOU!!!

When someone escapes him:

  • Little rabbit want to hide!
  • No fear! No fear!

Out of breath:

  • Smash...destroy.

While Fighting:

  • RUSSELL SMASH!!!
  • KISS MY FIST!!!
  • DESTROY!!!! DESTROY!!!!

Attacking:

  • CRUSH! KILL! DESTROY!!!
  • SMASH YOU! SMASH YOU!!!
  • NOW RUSSELL MAAAADDDDDD!!!!
  • GGGAAAAAARRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hit by friendly fire:

  • HEY! Don't push Russell's buttons!
  • GGAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR!
  • Do you want Old Russell to come back?

Hit with a stink bomb:

  • Cough* My nose, my nose.

Crying

  • Russell hate this...

Being bullied:

  • Russell need to shed single tear!
  • Russell feel so used!

Kicked/Hit in the groin:

  • AWGH!....RUSSELL'S SECRET PLACE! *Groan*

Knocked out:

  • Ohhhhhh...
  • Ohh...Russell...go to heaven now?
  • Groan* Russell nauseous...
  • Defeat...taste...bitter...
  • Russell...no feel so...good...
  • Why...world...hate Russell? WHYYY?!

Starting fight with:

  • (Dropout) Stink turd!
  • (Greaser) You slippery greaseball!
  • (Jock) Jockstrap douche-face!
  • (Nerd) Smart kids are stupid!
  • (Prep) Money won't fix your face!

Bumping clique:

  • (If Jimmy wears a Dropout clothes) Go back to circus!
  • (If Jimmy wears astronomy club vest) Puny weakling!

Winning a fight:

  • HERE COME RUSSELL!!!
  • RUSSELL RULES!!!

Asking For Money

  • Your Cash ALL OF IT!!!
  • TIME TO GIVE YOUR RUSSELL TAX!!

After Receiving Money

  • Ha Ha Ha You Stupid.

After Scratching Jimmy's Head

  • Next time you Give More Doofus
  • That Is Enough So Russell Don't Smash You!!

OTHER QUOTES:

  • Hey new kid, I'm the boss.
  • You're dead new kid, dead. 
  • Russell hate new kids.
  • You new kid, money.
  • Remember me? You're dead. 
  • I smash you. I smash you.
  • You is dead.
  • Ruuuusseelll!!!!!
  • I'm gonna tear you apart!
  • Raaarraarrh!
  • Rawr! NOW you gonna HURT!
  • That's it you little maggot. Russell is going to smash you to itty bitty bits.
  • Gaarahahrahraharh!
  • Ah... okay, come here if you need a bruise.

Other student citing him:

Luis Luna: I heard that Russell got into a fight the other day, and couldn't remember why afterwards!

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