- The nurse says Russell have over-active glands.
- I stepped in something gooey.
- I made him eat his chemistry project.
- I hit him so hard he swallowed teeth.
- I saw Mr. Galloway drink from little bottle, under bleachers.
- Mandy let me see her belly-button.
- I saw Johnny Vincent walk out of nudie club.
- I kept him trapped in that locker for three days.
- Russell hopes to smash 100 kids this semester.
- The cafeteria food made me puke all night.
- I smashed a clown's face at the carnival. Clowns scare me.
- I wish my parents would un-divorce.
- Shoe laces confuse Russell.
- No one sell size 17 shoe.
- You ever kick ball through brick wall?
- Russell would be barbarian king thousand years ago!
- That meatball hero no match for my stomach!
- Ha Ha! Atomic wedgie made him bleed.
- What girl love Russell?
- Inside Russell's thick skin, big heart of warrior poet!
- Russell smashed him good!
- Few brain!
- Scuz face!
- Puny ant!
- Haha, stupid, haha.
- No talk!
- Cut it!
- You're stupid!
- Stupid, stupid-face!
- Dork snot!
- You like to eat fist?!
- Butt face!
- Puny weakling!
- (Middle Finger) Hey, lookie, lookie!
- Bite me!
- Russell SMASH stupid-face!
- Cry for mommy, Dorkward!
- You Make Russell Angry!
- Beg for mercy!
- Say "Russell Rules!" SAY IT!
- You don't know what pain is!
- Kneel before Russell!
- Words stupid! Pulverizing GOOD!
- Slow down so Russell can SMASH YOU!!!
When someone escapes him:
- Little rabbit want to hide!
- No fear! No fear!
Out of breath:
- RUSSELL SMASH!!!
- KISS MY FIST!!!
- DESTROY!!!! DESTROY!!!!
- CRUSH! KILL! DESTROY!!!
- SMASH YOU! SMASH YOU!!!
- NOW RUSSELL MAAAADDDDDD!!!!
Hit by friendly fire:
- HEY! Don't push Russell's buttons!
- Do you want Old Russell to come back?
Hit with a stink bomb:
- Cough* My nose, my nose.
- Russell hate this...
- Russell need to shed single tear!
- Russell feel so used!
Kicked/Hit in the groin:
- AWGH!....RUSSELL'S SECRET PLACE! *Groan*
- Ohh...Russell...go to heaven now?
- Groan* Russell nauseous...
- Russell...no feel so...good...
- Why...world...hate Russell? WHYYY?!
Starting fight with:
- (Dropout) Stink turd!
- (Greaser) You slippery greaseball!
- (Jock) Jockstrap douche-face!
- (Nerd) Smart kids are stupid!
- (Prep) Money won't fix your face!
- (If Jimmy wears a Dropout clothes) Go back to circus!
- (If Jimmy wears astronomy club vest) Puny weakling!
Winning a fight:
- HERE COME RUSSELL!!!
- RUSSELL RULES!!!
Asking For Money
- Your Cash ALL OF IT!!!
- TIME TO GIVE YOUR RUSSELL TAX!!
After Receiving Money
- Ha Ha Ha You Stupid.
After Scratching Jimmy's Head
- Next time you Give More Doofus
- That Is Enough So Russell Don't Smash You!!
- Hey new kid, I'm the boss.
- You're dead new kid, dead.
- Russell hate new kids.
- You new kid, money.
- Remember me? You're dead.
- I smash you. I smash you.
- You is dead.
- I'm gonna tear you apart!
- Rawr! NOW you gonna HURT!
- That's it you little maggot. Russell is going to smash you to itty bitty bits.
- Ah... okay, come here if you need a bruise.
Other student citing him:
Luis Luna: I heard that Russell got into a fight the other day, and couldn't remember why afterwards!