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Asking for Help
- I need max protection!
- I need lead blockers!
Calling for Help
- Blow him off the ball, bros!
- It's game time, fellas, let's go!
- Excuse you, broham!
- You lost, broseph?
- You know me from somewhere?
- Bro, stop roughing the passer!
- I don't play bump-and-run!
- Hey you're off sides, dude!
- Illegal contact, jerkwad!
- Don't bump me off my route!
- That's totally encroachment!
- Contact after the friggin' whistle!
- Saying Goodbye
- Bro, I'm late for practice. Bye.
- I hear my playbook calling. Laters.
- I got a team meeting. Gotta go.
- Stop establishing the run, chicken!
- I'm blitzing and you better scramble!
- I'm gonna flush you from the pocket, Nancy-boy!
- Don't take yourself outta the game, chicken!
- Out of Breath
- I (gasp) need to do more (gasp) wind sprints.
- Can't wait till my nagging injuries heal.
- Will I get a division 1-A scholarship?
- Hope they don't make me play wide receiver in college.
- I better win the conference championship this year.
- I'm gonna tape some nerd's buns together. Heh, heh, heh...
- Dude, as soon as I graduate, I'm gonna show Ms. Philips how I play college ball! Hahahaha!
- Like, do they know who I am around here?
- That's why I say Bullworth needs more leaders like me!
- Time out, dude. That scheme is confusing.
- Way to win the game, broham!
- Everyone loves a winner, brother!
- I can't believe it--I'm a loser!
- Losing makes me sick to my stomach!
- I lost?! That makes me such a loser!
- You guys didn't leave it all on the field!
- The all-American QB was on his game, unlike some people!
- I can't believe you all fumbled the game away!
Trash Talking Player
- This ain't badminton, loser!
- Well this is gonna be a blowout, broham!
- HA! I'm a forty point favorite!
Trash Talking Opposite Team
- We can spank you dudes in our sleep!
- This is like, varsity versus JV!
- Ha! I wouldn't fight at the practice squad!
- That's why I'm a star, you bum!
- And the all-American QB leaves the field with a WIN!
- My will to win is AMAZING, ain't it?!
- The all-American QB, leads his squad to victory again!
- Now THAT'S four quarters of EFFORT!
- Gotta take my hat off to you guys!
- Dude we're on the same team!
- Bro, we're wearing the same jersey!
- Dude, this is a team sport!
- Bro, I'm not your opponent!
- What happened to team unity?!
- BAM! Write the numbers!
- You're getting truffed(?), bro!
- I'm penetrating your defense!
- Oh dude, this is a total mismatch!
- Scoreboard says you're a zero!
- You're in the trenches now, greaseball!
- Put up your dukes, waterboy!
- Get your jersey dirty, wuss!
Fighting other Jock
- You're getting blown off the ball, bro!
- Time to put some lumber down!
- Time for some SMASH MOUTH!
- You're getting jacked up, dude!
- I'm gonna lay wood on ya!
- Ooh, I think I got a concussion...
- Call the trainer! I'm hurt!
- I'm on injured reserve!
- Man down! Call time out!
- I'm a wounded duck!
- I got jacked up, bad!
Hit in Nuts
- Ugh! I ain't wearin' no cup! Ugh...
- Ugh, you just spit on an all-American!
Watching a Fight
- Whoo! That's a big time hit!
- Dominate this scrimmage!
- Knock the snot out of him!
Surprised regarding Fight
- Who hit my blindside?
- Who's roughing the passing?
- Hut, hut! Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go!
Given a Gift(?)
- Don't fumble the handoff, dude!
- Dude you get the game ball for that one!
- Your all-American QB thanks you!
- Bro, how's it hanging?
- What's shaking, dude?
- Greetings, from the big Tedster.
- Hey rookie, what's up?
- Hey, it's our next all-American!
- If it isn't our future fullback!
Surprised to Receive Help
- So let me drop the play!
- Dude, I need you on the team!
- Dude! Stop roughing the passer!
- Unsportsmanlike conduct!
- You just hit the star quarterback!
- Back off my teammate, jerkwad!
- I got your back, broseph!
About to Leave
- I'm taking a breather, dude. Later.
- I'm pulling myself out of this game.
- Screw yourself, noodle-arm!
- Your mom's panties are up for grabs!
- You play with a short field, moron!
- Sniff my jockstrap, punk!
- Oh your tight end gets a lot of balls!
- I scored in your mom's RED ZONE!
- Your mom catches my long bomb!
- You'll never make the team, loser!
- Some guys just ain't starter material!
- Guess it's junior varsity for you, loser!
- (While crying) Dude! My bright future is screwed!
- Dude, you're not even a start.
- I don't speak to benchwarmers!
- I let my play do the talking.
- Dude, there's no 'U' in team!
- Hahahaha, look at the waterboy!
- Hahahaha, that's one for the huddle!
- I want him laid out on a stretcher!
- (Retching sounds)
Hit by Rat
- Ahh! Hey that ain't no pigskin, bro!
Seeing Something Cool
- Awesome! What a halftime show!
- Whoa! And the crowd goes nuts! (Imitates crowd cheering)
Seeing Something Lame
- That's a few yard short of a first down!
- Someone dropped the ball on that one!
- Dude! They're wrecking the Bullworth tradition!
- You can't do that to Bullworth's legacy!
- Watch it bro! Long ball(?)!
- They're throwing a strike, dude!
Hit by Stink Bomb
- P.U.! Flag on the play!
- Personal foul, B.O! Fifteen yards!
- All I know is, there's a foul on the play, sir!
- I'm no snitch! I'm a football star! But something's gotta be done, sir!
Leading the Way
- I'm quarterback in this one! Come on!
- Let me lead block on this one.
- I'm calling the plays this time.
- Follow my audibles, coach!
- Run your route this way, bro!
When Character does not Follow
- You're running the wrong route, bro!
- That's a bad call, coach, come on!
- Don't run the clock out, coach!
- Let's play to win, coach, come on!
- Let's play not to lose, coach, come on!
- Aw, this is gonna be a long game!
What is That?
- Something's out of position here.
- 32, counter-trap(?)!
- 34, pound(?), now!
- Seacrest(?), 38, sweep!
- 94, high-flight, trip(?)!
- Wide-zoom, screen left, go, go, go! (?)
- Set blue(?), 42, hut, hut, hike!
- The spud gun's down, everybody charge!
- Fall back, boys! We're going home!
- You're not gonna like this!
- Watch THIS!
- This one's for YOU, Hopkins!
- Cover your face!
- Better run now, Hopkins!
- This is gonna hurt!
- I'm getting tired of this!
- You're really pissing me off!
- My ball in your face, Hopkins!
- You better watch out, Jimmy!
- He's got a ball, get him!
- Opposition has possession!
- Get him before he hits Damon!
- Get Hopkins, NOW!
- Tackle him!
- Interference, NOW!
- You're messing with the best, Jimmy!
- Having a hard time, wimp?!
- You lying down again, Jimmy?!
- Jimmy you ain't NOTHIN'!
- Ha, you got grass in your teeth again?
- Having difficulty standing up, Jimmy boy?
- Get over here, I need some blocking!
- You! You're in!
- Quick, replace him!
- Get lost, Jimmy! You ain't nothin'!
- Alright, Jimmy.
- You better let him in!