You are all about to get a preview of what my deviant"art" gallery is full of.
Please, don't kill me ^^
Also, I ask that nobody take this idea from me. Seriously, don't. It was my idea and since it shall be posted on deviantart, it's my copyright.
Well, I was thinking... if I were Derby and was a barbie like he is and ruled the prep (all you prep fans beware...)
Here's what I would do!
- Change the prep uniform to tomato costumes! Well, for Bif at least. Oh that red head!
- Ask Parker if he's ever worked at Mr. Meaty.
- MAKE TAD SIT IN THE CORNER.
- Make Gord my slAaaaAAAAavvVVvvvvEEEEeee!
- Turn Chad into a cowboy.
- Make Pinky change her name to Orangey.
- Bribe Crabblesnitch to build me an indoor coffee swimming pool! (now you know why i'm so hyper.)
- Turn every dollar in Harrington House into nickels. Nickels are so cool and shiny...
- Sell Bryce.
- Buy Bryce back.
- Tell Bryce he is unloved.
- Tell Bryce he is the best prep ever.
- Tell Tad he's uglier than Bryce.
- Tell Bryce that I didn't mean he was ugly.
- Tell Tad he's secretly adopted, and his biological mother is Ariel from The Little Mermaid.
- Make Justin think he's part mouse.
- Convince Bif he's an alien.
- Tell Pinky she's been demoted to a servant.
- Watch Pinky's emotional breakdown.
- Become a male model, with male makeup. (Since this is if I were Derby the douchie<3)
- Put on a play of Romeo and Juliet.
- Make the play last 6 days.
- And a half.