Wade Martin/Quotes

Quotes

During Missions and others

• I'm gonna see if I can find him.
• What are you doing?
• All get him!
• It's like I was hit by something.
• Someone's messing with us sir.
• What's his problem?
• You know I don't like smart kids.
• You shoulda paid us, Bucky.
• I'm gonna make you and your boyfriend pay for this!

Bumped into (on good terms)

• Are you stupid? I'm walking here.
• Watch your step, buddy.
• What's the hurry, man?

Bumped into (on bad terms)

• Don't ever touch me again!
• Get in my way again I’ll make your life HELL!
• Are you a freaking idiot?!
• Yeah, you're real tough. Get a life!
• Learn how to walk, asshole!
• Bump me again, I'll rearrange your face.

Bumped into (by other clique members)

• (Townies) Don't touch me, you dirt bag!
• (Nerds) Hey genius! I'm walking here!

Saying Goodbye

• Yeah. Well I got nerds to beat up. Later.
• I better get going. I'm late for...I don't know. Bye.
• Yeah. I don't got an excuse but I'm so out of here. Later.

Commenting on Carnival Rides

• That ride was so dumb. Almost hit 'em.
• We got a try do it again. My stomach felt like it was gonna shoot up my nose.

Calling for Help

• Let's go! We got a rumble!
• Come on! Looks like I've found some action!

When Chasing someone

• You better run. If I'll catch you, you're over... done, finished!
• You wanna play games? Let's play games, asswipe. Come on!

When Hidden from

• Yeah. Keep going, Jimbo. I know where you live. I'll pound you later.
• You were lucky little bugger Hopkins. L-Lucky!

Out of breath

• I... can't... *exasperated gasp*

When walking around talking to himself

• Gotta spend the freaking week with dad again, great, I love timing his chugging contests.
• Mom's such a jerk. Whose parents makes them do homework? Lame.
• This is so unfair. I can't believe I gotta pick up trash today. Gosh.
• I'm gonna beat every one of them nerds. They deserve it for being smart.
• Sure I'll ask her out one day, then we'll wind up being married and divorced, just like ma and pa.
• How can I get in her pants? Cologne, dad always wears cologne.

When Complaining

• You think that's right? Cause I sure it's crap, dolt. How could anyone ever get away with that crap?
• It's stupid. And makes me so stupidly angry. I gotta get a grip.

When Confused

• What is... huh?

Marveling

• Yeah. Right on, man.
• That was so cool, dude.

Conversing

• Yeah, so, I was thinking.
• Anyway. I just got to thinking about this.
• You hear about the nerds? They got some petition to get me expelled. Yeah, good luck!
• Hey, I heard that some kook worker was talking about ghosts or something at the mill.
• I heard that Lola chick wants a ride on my hog! You hear anything about that?
• I just got wind that Johnny was going to try to start a food fight tomorrow.
• I overheard Edna saying she spits in the food. That's nasty, dude.
• You hear Dr. Crabblesnitch used to be in gymnastics? What a dork!
• That new kid looks like trouble. I heard he's really badass.
• I've just found out the preps are gonna prep the new guy. Haha, sucker.
• I heard we ain't getting any holidays this year.
• That Lola chick says she's going to be under the bleachers for the big game. And she said everyone's invited!
• Gary's been telling me all sorts of crazy things about Hopkins.
• I hear Hopkins' been laughing at all this in his room.
• Yeah, right.
• I believe it.
• Sounds made up to me.
• You can't not believe that. It's way too convincing a story.
• I'm sick of being stupid! I need like, someone to cheat off!
• Grades are retarded like, how does one stupid letter make me better or worse than someone?
• I'm freaking tired of tests. I suck at them and no one likes me.
• I hate parents, I hate divorces. Now I have double the family stuff to do and no one cares about it.
• Yeah, but at least you still got me around.
• I hear you. That sucks for sure man.
• Yeah. I never thought of it that way.
• Forget it. Let's just beat up some wimps, we'll both feel better.
• There's way too many jocks and dorks in this world. It's like there are so many people just asking to be beat up!
• I don't get how greasers get chicks. I mean, what've they got that I don't? Girls are retarded.
• I hate the way people look at me just because I'm tough and cool. I mean, they don't have to be jealous!
• This school is crap! No one even cares when I get suspended any more.
• See you, nerd!
• Talk to you later, skater.
• Have a good one, dude.
• I may not get the best grades but like, I can intimidate anyone for homework and stuff!
• I might not be the brightest, but pretty much I am the toughest.
• I think that out of anyone in Bullworth, I'm pretty much in the top ten for cool.
• My dad says he's gonna buy me some condoms so I can like, do it with chicks, y'know?
• That's pretty cool!
• Hey, you sound like you've got it all figured out.
• That ain't nothing to complain about.
• You ever given someone an upside down atomic wedgie and then swirlied them?
• Did you ever want to go to Bullworth?
• Haven't you been making out with that nerd?
• You ever thought about what it would be like to be a bird or like, a bug or something?
• Yeah, who hasn't?
• Of course I have, every kid thinks about that.
• That's like, the only thing on my mind before I go to bed.
• No way. NOOOOOOO WAY!

Grossed-out

• That is freaking disgusting, man! Totally nasty!

Hit by friendly fire

• Come on, Jim. We're buds. Pals.
• What's your stinkin' problem?
• You can't be doin' that crap!

While fighting

• YOU WANNA SEE ME LOSE IT?! HUH, DAD?! I mean, YOU'RE DEAD!!
• I'll break every bone in your scrawny little body, chump!
• When I'm done with you, your jaw is gonna be wired shut! And you'll be eating through a straw!
• I'm gonna make you the laughing stock of the school!

Knocked out

• My dad's... gonna give me... the strap for losing.
• Ugh, I can't get suspended again.
• Oh God, my ribs.
• Ugh, how did I lose? I'm weak.
• Ugh, bullcrap. That was cheap. cheap.
• I'll get you, I'll make you pay.

When attacking

• Guess what time it is? Yep! Time for a beatdown!
• You ready to meet your maker? HAHA!
• Violence solve all life's problems, chump!

Starting a fight with other clique

• (Dropout) You freaking locals are all bunch of wimps!
• (Greaser) You're one step away from being greased!
• (Jock) Ha ha! Slow and dumb ain't gonna help you here, meat brain!
• (Nerd) Come on, calcutron! Let's see if you can equate my fist!
• (Prep) Daddy's not gonna be happy when he sees the black eye I'm about to give ya!

Kicked in the groin

• Ooooooh... freaking balls... oh, ahah...

Spat on

• I'm gonna make you eat my fist for that, asshole!

Watching a fight

• Why'd you going easy on him?
• GET CRAZY!! GO ON FOR HIM!!
• COME ON, MAN! SCHOOL'S WATCHING OVER HE'S SO LAME!!

Hit by some sneak attacks or projectile attack

• WHO WANTS TO GO?! I'LL SMOKE HIM!!
• YOU WANNA JUMP ME, HUH?! COME ON!

Receiving a gift

• Thanks dude!
• That’s cool of you man. Thanks!

Demanding Money

• If you don't hand over your money right now, I'll rip your freaking ears off!
• I'll rip your tiny little sack off if you don't hand over your wallet right now!
• Alright Jimbo, give me your cash--before I get mad!

Hired

• Sure, I’ll back you up. If you make it worth my while.
• You got something for me?

After getting money from his victim

• Thanks, man. It's all it takes.
• See, now you get me.
• That's the way I want to see our relationship to work.

Giving a gift

• Here ya go, man.

Greetings

• Hey, dude.
• What's up?
• Yo, yo, yo.

Greeting Authority

• Hi, miss.
• Hello, sir.

Complimenting Clothes

• Nice ghetto, dude!
• Stylish baby! You are looking fine today.
• Nice bucket! Dignity, man!
• Where'd you get that shirt? Slick, dude.
• Is that a new tat? Sweet!

Grooming

• Lookin’ pretty fly!
• Chicks will dig this look! Man, I’m hot!

Requesting an errand

• Here's what I need you to work for me.
• So, this is the plan I came up with.
• I need your help, Jim, seriously.
• Yo, Jimbo. I got a job only you can get done.

Being indignant

• You're dead!
• No way, dude!
• Bad idea, jerk!

Insulting

• You... are the BIGGEST LOSER in the world!
• Hahahaha! Llooooo-serrrrr!
• Don't talk!
• You're a jerk!
• Shut it, wimp!
• Whatever Johnny McNOFRIENDS! Bite me!
• Yeah, well you made my hit list, how do you like that?!
• I'm gonna knock your ass into last week. How about that?
• Do you even realize how much you SUCK?!
• Look at the cool guy! Freaking DWEEB!
• I'm gonna pound your ass in on the ground, maggot!
• Hey jackass! WHY don't you get BENT?!
• Hey ugly! hahaha, made your look!

When not wanting to fight/apologized

• I don't need to get this to stress my life, just... frick off.
• You're pathetic, I ain't about you wasting my time on you

Angry when Insulted

• SAY ONE MORE THING AND I WILL MASH YOUR FACE INTO THE CURB!

When Shoving

• Let's see you prove how tough you are.
• You wanna be a big man, huh? Let's see it.

Physical Bullying

• Poor little guy, HAHAHAHA, NOT!
• AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAA!! Too easy!
• You are such a freaking pig!
• You've been asking for it! Now you've got it! Hahaa!

Payback

• That little puke is gonna get it ass handed back. And he's gonna like it! I swear it! He'll get it bad!

When joining a fight

• Hang on, man! I'll get that sucker off your back!
• No one messes with Wade, or his friends!

Hit by a dead rat

• Whoever threw that rat is gonna get it shoved down their throat!

Hit with a stink bomb

• HAHAHA! Stink bombs rock.
• EWWWW man, I'm going to spray chunks. Nasty. HAHAHA!

Humiliated

• That sucked, man! Seriously, that was the worst!
• I ain't gonna forget! I'll never forget! I'll get you back in front of the whole school!

Hit with a bike

• Where'd you learn to drive, MORON!?
• Hey, learn how to drive you piece of crap!
• Just my freaking luck, it's bullcrap!

When Crying

• I just don't understand.
• (Crying) I'm so stupid. Stupid, stupid, stupid.

Something gets vandalized

• Don't mess with that! Don't lay another finger on it!
• Get your freaking hands off of that!

Suggesting to provide protection

• Yeah. I'll break your face the tool for you!
• Let's get down to business then.

About to leave (when on good terms)

• I'm outta here, Jim. This sucks.
• I ain't gonna stick around much longer. This is lame.

Asking for help (when on good terms)

• Hey, gimme a freaking hand out here.
• Get over here. I need backup.

Getting knocked off bike

• So I crashed. What's the big deal?
• Dammit! Who had to touch my bike huh?

Comments on successful bike trick

• That wasn't bad, but keep trying. I'm sure you'll mess up soon enough.
• Pretty decent trick. I'm surprised you pulled it off.

Comments on a failed attempt at trick

• Ha ha! At least you got balls, Hopkins.
• Aw man, ha ha. I could watch you do that all day. *chuckles*

When Smoking a ton of shit

• OHOHO... WOW, COOL!

Stealing a bike

• Thanks for the bike, chump!
• Haha! Have fun walking!

Has bike stolen from

• What's the deal?! You got a death wish?!
• Oh crap, I'm gonna bash your freaking  face into the ground!

Winning a fight

• Friggin' YEAH! Hahahaha!
• Wooo! WOOO! This rules!

Insulting Headdress

• That's the worst hat I've ever seen!

Losing Dodgeball

• I couldn't warn it if I try too!
• This is crap! Load of steaming bullcrap!
• I can't believe this! This is stupid! I HATE THIS!
• That was stupid! It was like, so uneven anyways!
• Yeah, nice teams, leaving me with the pigs! Freaking sucks!
• I freaking hate you all! My team your team, YOU ALL SUCK LARGE!

Greetings while fearing

• Yeah, hey man.

Teasing

• You are the biggest loser in the world!
• Hey, how's it feel to know that you suck!?
• Hey ugly! Hahahaha! Made your look!

Laughing

• (at Enemies) Hahahaha! Llooooo-serrrrr!
• (at Friends) Hahahaha! Hahah! Yeahaha! Awesome!

Belching

• (just belching)